Running with scissors pokes your eye(s) out.

[toblerome]

So: What if there was a really small chance of having your eye poked out (eyeball dropping on the floor) when sprinting with scissors in your hands? 

A situation like this once led to a hilarious court case. That time, however, it was an admin who poked the eye out at the right moment.

[KikiMofo]

Would be funny

[Zhail]

Yeah it was funny the first time, make it a real thing

[Roninnozlo]

"Hair stylist nerf"