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Honey-making mutation
#1
Space bees are the most sacred creature on the station, so what could be better than letting spacemen be more like them?

The Honey Producer Mutation

Affected crewmen should keep a track of how much sugar they have metabolised, or has decayed in their bodies. Activating the mutation would then cause them to regurgitate a blob of honey laced with a portion of whatever non-sugar reagents are presently active in their system. Attempting to activate it without any sugar could just cause some gross message about vomiting. It could also be used to produce a special message when used near real space bees, which could laugh at the 2d spaceman trying to emulate them, or factor into some hilariously convoluted Solarium sequel.

In short, a mutation like this would be fun, have practical uses (detox, sharing chemicals, making money off honey) without breaking the game, give more of a use for candy, and be completely in-keeping with all the bee-themed fun stuff around in Goonstation.

Vote for beepeople.
#2
While we're having bad ideas can I get a bee sting to inject people I don't like with pancuro from my butt?
#3
This sounds fun you could do lots of gimmicky things with it as well.
#4
Have the process slowly turn them into a bee or make them some sort of werebee. Maybe the werebee can birth more bees and command them?
#5
Bumble.


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