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05-16-2023, 03:30 AM
(This post was last modified: 05-16-2023, 03:35 AM by Guv Guvington. Edited 2 times in total.)
Usual CLOWN name: Chumby the Honk
BYOND username: Guv Guvington if not then something is really broken please contact m
Recommended by: no
Goon Servers you play: Morty because Rick and Morty refeanca
CLOWNING EXPERIENCE
BYOND username: Guv Guvington if not then something is really broken please contact m
Recommended by: no
Goon Servers you play: Morty because Rick and Morty refeanca
CLOWNING EXPERIENCE
Answer one or more of the following:
?What advice would you give to other clowns?
Use the bar as your stage! You can perform tricks (not a among us reference) to a life audience the like the classic "box of death" trick!
?What was one of your favourite Clown moments?
Instead of answering this question I want to tell you my life story (real):
I have gathered a lot of expertise in my many years of serving Nanotrasen and worked in many fields with flying colours.
As a medic I had a patient with insomnia.
I made sure he would never awake ever again.
As officer, I was once called corrupt by some guy.
I called him a traitor and set him to arrest.
As firefighter I fought every antagonist and burned them to a fuck.
Those extiguisher terrorists will never cause harm again.
I even worked as a robotiscist in which I did a great job by giving them complete freedom.
The next day the ONLY thing left alive where me and my robots.
Finally, even as antagonist I did great and managed to kill half the station!
I might have only found out that I was a traitor at the end of the round and thought I was just a regular genetiscist the whole time, but hey, its the results that count!
During all these jobs, I was constantly called "clown" along other things like "psycho", "murderer" or "asshole" and at first I thought that was for no reason.
But after years of experience and consideration I finally understood what these cryptic messages ment.
It was so obvious the whole time and I am honestly embarrased I didn't get the message earlier.
I should become a clown!
Surely this must be my god given duty!
?What was one of your favourite Clown moments?
Instead of answering this question I want to tell you my life story (real):
I have gathered a lot of expertise in my many years of serving Nanotrasen and worked in many fields with flying colours.
As a medic I had a patient with insomnia.
I made sure he would never awake ever again.
As officer, I was once called corrupt by some guy.
I called him a traitor and set him to arrest.
As firefighter I fought every antagonist and burned them to a fuck.
Those extiguisher terrorists will never cause harm again.
I even worked as a robotiscist in which I did a great job by giving them complete freedom.
The next day the ONLY thing left alive where me and my robots.
Finally, even as antagonist I did great and managed to kill half the station!
I might have only found out that I was a traitor at the end of the round and thought I was just a regular genetiscist the whole time, but hey, its the results that count!
During all these jobs, I was constantly called "clown" along other things like "psycho", "murderer" or "asshole" and at first I thought that was for no reason.
But after years of experience and consideration I finally understood what these cryptic messages ment.
It was so obvious the whole time and I am honestly embarrased I didn't get the message earlier.
I should become a clown!
Surely this must be my god given duty!
Answer one or more of the following fun ques
tions:
?Suggest a new Clown tool or gadget: I do believe there is a large oppertunity with nuclear bomb related pranks that have not been fully explored yet.
tions:
?Suggest a new Clown tool or gadget: I do believe there is a large oppertunity with nuclear bomb related pranks that have not been fully explored yet.
Other than that colourful reagent is always fun!
?What is a prank or gimmick that you always wanted to pull off? Murder, killing, causing suffering, I don't care, you can take this as proof for my deeds I just wanna kill and stab and kill and kill please I need to kill HONK
?Draw a picture!
HELP how do I add picture??
?What is a prank or gimmick that you always wanted to pull off? Murder, killing, causing suffering, I don't care, you can take this as proof for my deeds I just wanna kill and stab and kill and kill please I need to kill HONK
?Draw a picture!
HELP how do I add picture??