Suggestions that are funny but.. NO.

[Kotlol]

I'm sorry, this thread is for ideas that should never be considered, not good ideas.

Exactly :P It's not "Questionable"
It's litterly ideas that will NEVER be implemented. The extreme end of "Questionable"

Here's another one of mine.
"Transmorphigier"
Turn a room or appartment into something of a different appartment right away!
See that nice bar? NOW ITS A MEDICAL BAY!
Careful though.. transmorphing space time might have unforeseen effects.