Goonhub
02-17-2023, 03:53 AM
(This post was last modified: 02-17-2023, 03:55 AM by TDHooligan. Edited 2 times in total.)
Clown's sole purpose is a punishment/hardmode role, you can be silly without the funny outfit. removing its unique quirks turns it into a staff assistant with a stupid costume. the hard mode feature is to make sure that even the most competent spaceman in the universe can look like a stupid buffoon.
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Kids these days, thinkin clowns are just a cutesy role. You disregard the years of clown college, the dedication to the craft. Back in my day clowns were fair game for beatings so long as you personally found it amusing. Only reason we stopped it was because the people beating the snot out of them weren't funny any more.
Not only that, you ignore the free clownsuit in the clown hole for cut rate clowns like yourself. You pick to be -specifically trained- in stupid incompetence. You want the prestigious salary and regalia of the hardest working staff on the station, but want them to lower their entry requirement - Change their craft to suit YOUR tastes? You ask the silliest people on board to make their job less silly, less pointless, less utterly confounding... So that you can focus on cute gimmicks? You signed up for a cheap plastic face piece with a folding wig, 3 foot long squeaky shoes, genetically engineered dyspraxia and you're complaining you can't wear life support?
Anyone can be silly, you don't even need to wear a clown suit. But if you wanna be A CLOWN, you better think about how good they already have it. Even as we speak I'm writing a formal letter to Nanotrasen to have your extra-long shoe soles ground thin & flat enough that you'll trip on broken glass and slip on water like lube.
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Kids these days, thinkin clowns are just a cutesy role. You disregard the years of clown college, the dedication to the craft. Back in my day clowns were fair game for beatings so long as you personally found it amusing. Only reason we stopped it was because the people beating the snot out of them weren't funny any more.
Not only that, you ignore the free clownsuit in the clown hole for cut rate clowns like yourself. You pick to be -specifically trained- in stupid incompetence. You want the prestigious salary and regalia of the hardest working staff on the station, but want them to lower their entry requirement - Change their craft to suit YOUR tastes? You ask the silliest people on board to make their job less silly, less pointless, less utterly confounding... So that you can focus on cute gimmicks? You signed up for a cheap plastic face piece with a folding wig, 3 foot long squeaky shoes, genetically engineered dyspraxia and you're complaining you can't wear life support?
Anyone can be silly, you don't even need to wear a clown suit. But if you wanna be A CLOWN, you better think about how good they already have it. Even as we speak I'm writing a formal letter to Nanotrasen to have your extra-long shoe soles ground thin & flat enough that you'll trip on broken glass and slip on water like lube.