Goonhub
12-26-2022, 05:36 AM
(This post was last modified: 12-26-2022, 05:36 AM by rdcb. Edited 1 time in total.)
This application appears at your desk in a chewed-up, grubby folder covered in tiny pawprints. Upon opening it, a number of small items fall out.
Usual Clown name: [A photo of a space mouse next to a crudely drawn crayon picture of a bee. It is holding a clown mask. The floor around it looks suspiciously shiny. In the background a security officer is seen slipping into a vending machine.]
BYOND username: RDCB
Recommended by (if applicable): [A photo of the same space mouse in the bridge, pushing a ghostdrone wearing the captain's hat into frame. The ghostdrone looks extremely confused.]
Goon servers you play: 1, 3
Clowning Experience:
? What advice would you give to other Clowns?
[A video tape labeled SECURITY FOOTAGE. It shows a clown inside the AI upload, accompanied by a cyborg. The clown inserts a colorful module into the law rack, pats the cyborg on the head and gives a thumbs up to the security camera. A few minutes after their departure, a space mouse enters, honks a bike horn, and attempts to lift the freeform. A hologram of the phrase "HA HA HA HA" appears on the floor.]
? What was one of your favorite Clown moments? (Either playing as a Clown or interacting with one)
[This appears to be a comic scribbled across an old bartender's menu in marker. It seems to depict a clown handing out clown suits to crewmembers and testing their driving skills with a clown car. Everyone fails the driving test.]
Answer one or more of the following fun questions:
? Suggest a new clowning tool or gadget (i.e. bike horn, canned laughter)
[An article from NT Weekly. Self Defense TTV the Clown was seen disarming a nuclear operative of their rocket launcher, loading a rolled-up jumpsuit into it and firing it at the commander. Reportedly a recording of the nuclear commander's undignified flailing with a staff assistant's jumpsuit on their face has denied them a promotion. Or so says corporate.]
? What's a prank or gimmick that you've always wanted to pull off?
[A group shot of the crew departing for Centcomm at shift's end. Each person in the picture is obscured by a clown sticker. The captain has an additional gold star sticker on their face, with an arrow pointing to them that says "HE D CL O N".]
? Draw a picture!
[Need I say more?]
https://imgur.com/6QW1dGM
Usual Clown name: [A photo of a space mouse next to a crudely drawn crayon picture of a bee. It is holding a clown mask. The floor around it looks suspiciously shiny. In the background a security officer is seen slipping into a vending machine.]
BYOND username: RDCB
Recommended by (if applicable): [A photo of the same space mouse in the bridge, pushing a ghostdrone wearing the captain's hat into frame. The ghostdrone looks extremely confused.]
Goon servers you play: 1, 3
Clowning Experience:
? What advice would you give to other Clowns?
[A video tape labeled SECURITY FOOTAGE. It shows a clown inside the AI upload, accompanied by a cyborg. The clown inserts a colorful module into the law rack, pats the cyborg on the head and gives a thumbs up to the security camera. A few minutes after their departure, a space mouse enters, honks a bike horn, and attempts to lift the freeform. A hologram of the phrase "HA HA HA HA" appears on the floor.]
? What was one of your favorite Clown moments? (Either playing as a Clown or interacting with one)
[This appears to be a comic scribbled across an old bartender's menu in marker. It seems to depict a clown handing out clown suits to crewmembers and testing their driving skills with a clown car. Everyone fails the driving test.]
Answer one or more of the following fun questions:
? Suggest a new clowning tool or gadget (i.e. bike horn, canned laughter)
[An article from NT Weekly. Self Defense TTV the Clown was seen disarming a nuclear operative of their rocket launcher, loading a rolled-up jumpsuit into it and firing it at the commander. Reportedly a recording of the nuclear commander's undignified flailing with a staff assistant's jumpsuit on their face has denied them a promotion. Or so says corporate.]
? What's a prank or gimmick that you've always wanted to pull off?
[A group shot of the crew departing for Centcomm at shift's end. Each person in the picture is obscured by a clown sticker. The captain has an additional gold star sticker on their face, with an arrow pointing to them that says "HE D CL O N".]
? Draw a picture!
[Need I say more?]
https://imgur.com/6QW1dGM