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NanoTrasen Goblin Profile: Causes The Problems
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^                                                     One of these dudes                                                    ^
 
Name: Causes The Problems
Age: 20
Gender: Male
Race: Saurian (Formerly Human)

Usual Occupation: Engineer/Miner

He is good at: Giving people headaches, building bars in outerspace with his friends, ignoring his duties as an engineer
He is god awful at: Understanding questions like: "Hey, did you turn on the engine?" and "WHY ARE YOU BEATING REMY TO DEATH!?"

Backstory: Used to be a normal human dude named John until he was all like "Y'know, fuck this." and broke into a lizard exhibit at an animal sanctuary in Florida and refused to acknowledge that he is clearly some sweaty, smelly dude in a zoo. So, the zookeepers just shot the idiot with a dart dipped in Turnyouintoalizardillin and kept him.
One day when he was sunbathing in his enclosure, one of the other not-a-horrible-mutant lizards stole the cricket he was about to eat and he was all like "Y'know, fuck this." and broke out and hitched a ride in a sealed crate to the stars.

Unfortunately, the stars contained a station in constant need for new employees and didn't question for a second that this incompetent lizard wasn't actually a qualified engineer.

During a particularly stupid shift Causes met another lizardman who was the absolute bane of his existence.
Where Causes would smash plates, this lizard would clean up the glass. Whenever Causes would throw the clown into a vending machine, the lizardman would repair the machine and give the clown a bandage and a lollipop to go.
Wherever Causes created havoc, Fixes The Problems would follow suit to fix his idiocy and give him a stern slapping.

Rough estimate on times he has been cloned: ZERO! Cloning drools, being a puritan rules! spider
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#2
he sounds like a nerd
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#3
NO NO HE DOESNT HES COOL HE CAN LIKE SHOOT LASERS OUT OF HIS EYES AND IS IMMORTAL
HE'S NOT A NERD
sHUTUP!!!
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#4
lizard player :o
5 stars
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