08-16-2022, 12:09 AM
We live in dark times. Times soaked in blood and the clinging miasma of death.
On the RP servers, we are accosted not just by the pestilential reek of red and purple mice, but by large, carnivorous stink-lizards ...and sometimes normal human doctors, scientists and botanists... with stink lines aplenty. And the madness must end. For the sake of the noses of our descendants and their descendants to come.
We need chemical assistance.
I do not suggest a chemical to delete stinky lizards from existence (...unless?), but rather, a way you can remotely destinkify people by raising their hygiene need, without a shower, while clothed!
I feel this is a vital, nay, necessary addition, since we cannot drag stinky people in and strip them for showers. That would be rude. And bannable.
Perhaps something akin to water (1) + lemon juice (1) + space cleaner (1) + ethanol (1) = Bottled Shower [or whatever] (4), for an easy version.
Or to make it more annoying, and requiring a quest to medbay, janitor closets, and the bar to back-alley make it, or the bar, welding fuel tank and a chem dispenser otherwise, something like ethanol (1) + lemon juice (1) + acetone (1) + formaldehyde (1) + space cleaner (1) = Perfumed Cleaner [or whatever] (5) since apparently acetone and formaldehyde and various alcohols are often used in perfumes, would work for that.
After which, with liberal application via spray bottle, foam flood, tossed pitcher smashed on their dome, or being visciously attacked with a sponge full of it, hygiene would rise, under the cleansing power of cheap chemical shower substitute that probably causes blindness in five years.
Melting mentor mice on contact, making pugs sneeze a lot, and having bees follow you because you now smell delicious, is optional.
Or, I mean, making the hygiene motive go up when you have a cleaning grenade explode in your face is fine too.
I just want even more reasons to invade people's personal space, spray weird chemicals on them, and hit them with cleaning tools, as a janitor.
On the RP servers, we are accosted not just by the pestilential reek of red and purple mice, but by large, carnivorous stink-lizards ...and sometimes normal human doctors, scientists and botanists... with stink lines aplenty. And the madness must end. For the sake of the noses of our descendants and their descendants to come.
We need chemical assistance.
I do not suggest a chemical to delete stinky lizards from existence (...unless?), but rather, a way you can remotely destinkify people by raising their hygiene need, without a shower, while clothed!
I feel this is a vital, nay, necessary addition, since we cannot drag stinky people in and strip them for showers. That would be rude. And bannable.
Perhaps something akin to water (1) + lemon juice (1) + space cleaner (1) + ethanol (1) = Bottled Shower [or whatever] (4), for an easy version.
Or to make it more annoying, and requiring a quest to medbay, janitor closets, and the bar to back-alley make it, or the bar, welding fuel tank and a chem dispenser otherwise, something like ethanol (1) + lemon juice (1) + acetone (1) + formaldehyde (1) + space cleaner (1) = Perfumed Cleaner [or whatever] (5) since apparently acetone and formaldehyde and various alcohols are often used in perfumes, would work for that.
After which, with liberal application via spray bottle, foam flood, tossed pitcher smashed on their dome, or being visciously attacked with a sponge full of it, hygiene would rise, under the cleansing power of cheap chemical shower substitute that probably causes blindness in five years.
Melting mentor mice on contact, making pugs sneeze a lot, and having bees follow you because you now smell delicious, is optional.
Or, I mean, making the hygiene motive go up when you have a cleaning grenade explode in your face is fine too.
I just want even more reasons to invade people's personal space, spray weird chemicals on them, and hit them with cleaning tools, as a janitor.