Captian is literally Staff Assist with acess

[Kotlol]

Crazy captains unify the station.

Either with them, or against them, but they unify the station

Sounds like my charater being Captain.
Mostly the latter happens..... that's what I get for banning weed and telling people to run a petition on it to be reinstated.
Insted they rather try to force a re-election of the captain's position or steal the spare ID to make announcements how bad I am.

How is THAT easier then getting 5 signatures on a petition?