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Die a glorious death
#1
We need more ways to gib ourselves other than bible farting and chainsaw suicides. Bonus points if they do stuff that could hurt people nearby.


Canister suicides:


Quote:[suicider] puts his mouth completely over the spout of the Canister, and turns the valve completely wide open. He blows up like a balloon, legs raised to the ceiling, before exploding in a shower of gore!


Opens the canister at max release pressure after gibbing you


Pod:


Quote:In a wild burst of accelleration, Pod 13 veers uncontrollably to the [random direction N, S, E, W, etc...]!


Pod flies in a random direction, spinning wildly as it goes, and explodes as soon as it collides with something, and gibs you


Seppuku:


Quote:[suicider] sits quietly for a moment, katana clenched in hand. They recite some obscure kind of poetry or something before jamming the blade directly into their stomach, cutting in a clockwise triangular fashion! Somehow, their head flies off on its own in a spectacular display of gore.


Bonus points if we make random player submitted haikus for the player to say before dying. Maybe this one could just be their head and intestines falling out.
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#2
Suicide vest is a thing. Holding onto various grenades, super farting on a bible ,point blank rpg shots, toy car bombs, be a clown use a csaber, traitor mechanic putting a crusher in a thin hall appropriately lubed. Lots of good options there that already exist.
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#3
Katana has a suicide already that does make several tiles of blood pools behind you and says something in japanese along the lines of "I have failed in my mission."
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#4
(12-17-2021, 08:48 PM)DioChasek Wrote: Suicide vest is a thing. Holding onto various grenades, super farting on a bible ,point blank rpg shots, toy car bombs, be a clown use a csaber, traitor mechanic putting a crusher in a thin hall appropriately lubed. Lots of good options there that already exist.

What does superfarting on a bible do?
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#5
sends you to hell
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