[PSA] Don't walk into random portals

[Stivkin]

They were very funny, but a few of them also prematurely ended my shift when I was in the middle of working on other projects. If you weren't expecting to get smited by RN-Jesus, I could see it being pretty frustrating. This isn't a "don't use teleporters" PSA, it's more of a warning that teleporter tech is VERY dangerous and unreliable. Be ready for anything, and expect to lose your character. At worst, you'll die or lose a limb. At best, you'll end up somewhere you have no business being. This is usually a gamble you want to take if you're a traitor (just remember internals.) If you're not, well now you have to explain to the Head of Security what you were doing in the Armory and how you got there before they launch you into space.

Me? I love to roll those dice. But you can't blame anyone but yourself if a portal spits you out somewhere awful. These are but the sacrifices we make for our sins against the laws of nature.