Goonhub
03-21-2020, 07:07 PM
(This post was last modified: 03-21-2020, 07:09 PM by phyvo. Edited 2 times in total.)
I'm just gonna brain my dump ideas here.
Nouns: clowns, Mr. and Mrs. Muggles, silicons, doctors, nanotrasen security operatives, mice, martians, god-like beings known only as "The Admins",
Verbs: experimenting on baby seals, surgically implanting bike horns into crew members, passive-aggressively irritating the AI, collecting crew members' farts, replacing all security officers with themselves, stealing the authentication disk, impersonating the captain, fabricating syndicate crimes, promoting omegaweed as an insomnia cure, framing Heisenbee for assault, enslaving the minds of all your friends one by one, convincing everyone to stay up waaay past their bedtime,
Reasons: hide the fact that the space station is flat, give the chaplain something useful to do, fill hell with souls until it bursts into the dimension of the living, convert every living thing on the station into cheese, feed their insatiable hunger for the farts of the living, get a raise, finally get even with the clown for that time they were slipped, cover up the fact that the syndicate aren't such bad guys after all, have another excuse to deny the existence of Reapers, create the most lethal baked potato known to humankind, impress someone for whom they have the major hots, try to take over the galaxy because they couldn't think of anything more clever to do
Nouns: clowns, Mr. and Mrs. Muggles, silicons, doctors, nanotrasen security operatives, mice, martians, god-like beings known only as "The Admins",
Verbs: experimenting on baby seals, surgically implanting bike horns into crew members, passive-aggressively irritating the AI, collecting crew members' farts, replacing all security officers with themselves, stealing the authentication disk, impersonating the captain, fabricating syndicate crimes, promoting omegaweed as an insomnia cure, framing Heisenbee for assault, enslaving the minds of all your friends one by one, convincing everyone to stay up waaay past their bedtime,
Reasons: hide the fact that the space station is flat, give the chaplain something useful to do, fill hell with souls until it bursts into the dimension of the living, convert every living thing on the station into cheese, feed their insatiable hunger for the farts of the living, get a raise, finally get even with the clown for that time they were slipped, cover up the fact that the syndicate aren't such bad guys after all, have another excuse to deny the existence of Reapers, create the most lethal baked potato known to humankind, impress someone for whom they have the major hots, try to take over the galaxy because they couldn't think of anything more clever to do