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Goonstation Monthly Contest: January Edition!
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"If you have a Tracking implant and a Health implant, Medical will know exactly when and where you (inevitably) die. They can also teleport to your corpse using a hand teleporter."

"Merely getting close to lava will melt your body if you're not wearing protective clothing."

"Helpful mutations can be sold by Genetics via the Gene Booth. Stop in from time to time to see what they have!"

"The key to a long lifespan is meticulous preparation before the crisis."

"A large percentage of station disasters are directly related to the engine. Make sure you have a firm grasp of procedures before messing with it!"

"Fire extinguishers must have the pin pulled before they can be used. It's regulation!"

"There is a MAP button in the upper-right corner of the screen to help you navigate."

"You will frequently start with a Breath Mask and an Emergency 02 Tank in your backpack box. Check to make sure! They can save your life."

"The Chaplain is more than just a spiritual guide. He is the stations' greatest weapon when facing magical and supernatural foes."

"God doesn't like it when you fart on his book."

"Never trust a wizard."

"Styptic Powder, Silver Sulfadiazine, Charcoal, and Salbumatol are the four common treatments for BRUTE, BURN, TOX, and OXY damage respectively."

"Administering sedatives and painkillers to patients improves the odds of a successful surgery."

"There is a right and wrong way to use a Stun Baton. Trying to use it on HARM intent will stun you instead!"

"If you're desperate, you can use your own money to buy shipments from Cargo."

"To defeat the cyber demons, shoot at them until they die."


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RE: Goonstation Monthly Contest: January Edition! - by Vengarr - 01-14-2020, 08:31 AM

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