Goonstation Monthly Contest: January Edition!

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I can't help but feel that the hair colour comment is directed at me..

"Maintenance often have tools! Be careful of the ones that move!"

"Have the chills or maybe a fever? Head to Pathology to spread the good word!"

"Science doesn't just explode, they've got a teleporter too. For remote explosions!"

"Remember that not all explosions are the result of accidents. Some of them come from Mining!"

"Corporate security is your friend! So long as you are theirs!"