An Apple a day kills the workers at medbay!

[SwaggerLEL]

Simple suggestion that probably wouldn't be added.

Make the Medical Director and Medical doctors get dosed with 5-10u of curare when they take a bite of an apple (with no mutations).

or perhaps, a chemical that just provides a minor annoyance and spooky chat messages.

[Berrik]

Make them act like george melons but deal only a tiny amount of damage

[Doctor Zaius]

Because we need more ways for people to dump on medbay, right.