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Vitatroll Mentor App (whaaaat)
#1
Usual Character Name: Manne Love
BYOND Username: Vitatroll
Recommended by: Nobody thinks this is a good idea.
Times Available: Usually 'low-tide', but my schedule is all over the place.

Game Experience: Uh. In-between 'turbonerd' and 'worst mindslave ever'.

I got burned out to the point where I just latejoined, found death, and hung out in deadchat. My game knowledge is wide and deep, but a tad outdated. I focused on typical nerdtraps like hellburns, mechanics, computers, botany (underrated), chem and solo-telsci.

Least played roles are Sec and AI. Both because I'm kinda on call so no solid 1-hr rounds. I also have all antag roles disabled. Why? I lack robustness and my nerd knowledge allowed me to do stuff like bring the y-drone home, spawn endless hordes of monsters, delete the station in 35 minutes, become a chemically induced god of destruction, etc. -- vs all fifteen other players. Eh, nah. (Note: I couldn't do this now. It takes rehearsal and a working keyboard.)

These days I spend most of my game-time rollin' 'round in the nude while drunk and vomit-covered from the amazing addicted trait. I generally just try to entertain people with silly conversations and my grade-A stupidity. Hit-and-Miss. I'm basically a naked, honkless clown.

My major weakness is my pants allergy. Somebody make a 'staple ID to butt' patch, please! Or lanyards, I guess, but butt staples are clearly superior. Mommi Lovi needs to represent.

Reason for Application: Tube flood. I'm on when a lot of mentors aren't and I'm usually just idling in deadchat or discord anyways. As much as I joked about this scenario I never thought it would actually happen. I intend to become more active to help out where I can. I'll also have to monitor my words more carefully. While not on the level of admins, mentors still represent the community. Good thing I'm a 30-something with a well adapted 'work-face'.

Only sad part is I'll lose my blue-card and won't be able to attend the annual 'down with the administration' convention and, most importantly, I'll lose access to the salad bar.

Well, I really do love this community. It helped me out of a really tough spot. I'd like to return the favor even if it means being an unpaid 'customer service representative' (lol) and never again tasting the best dang blue-cheese dressing ever made.

(Yaaay, 300+ words! Toots)

Previous Bans: None. I'm a good butt.
#2
Manne Love is good.

Manne Love is smart.

Make Manne Love is Mentor.
#3
From what I've seen you're knowledgeable, and also a forbidden dog.

Make Manne Mentor
#4
The best avatar on the forums. The avatar that shall not ever be changed. Yes. All my yes.
#5
Very yes.
#6
Aye
#7
thought you were already. manne love is one of the oldest names i recognize and a good player, yes
#8
hell yes purple this guy
#9
capital YEA
long overdue
#10
i vote yes, it must be done.
#11
My only fear is that Manne Love would be too cool to be a mentor.
Absolutely space bear
#12
god damn, its about time!
#13
make it so
#14
Literally asked you why you weren’t a mentor like yesterday and you told me you avoided it

I don’t even need to read the app

Yes
#15
Yes, obviously.


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