Goonhub
02-25-2019, 11:53 AM
"This object menaces with spikes of..." could just be tied to making something out of a custom material at the nano-fab.
"1.21 Jiggawatts" could be re-enabled and tied to having all the station APCs be 100% fully powered as a (Chief) Engineer crew objective again? Not sure why it was removed.
Anyway, a few suggestions. Some of these are really bad puns. Most of them are fairly simple to achieve/fun.
"Millennial": Have someone stick a participation ribbon onto you.
"One-Arm bandit": Lose an arm to the Hell slot machine.
"Damnbuster": Win your freedom from the Hell slot machine.
"Asshat": Wear someone else's butt as your own. (Distinct from "Shit for brains", which is an assistant objective)
"Priyom" ("приём"): Receive your coded broadcast on 148.7.
"Early Retirement": End a round with over 100,000 credits in your account or on you.
"The One Percent": End a round with over 1,000,000 credits in your account or on you.
"Midas? Touch": Use Midas Touch to turn something into flesh.
"Didn't Read the EULA": Get borged by touching an artifact.
"Upgrades Available": Get something replaced by one of those artifacts that rips out things and inserts new ones.
"All That Glitters": Get gold-gibbed.
"I Don't Give a Hoot": Get owl-gibbed.
"Unreal Engine": Visit VR as a ghost.
"Omniscient": Observe a round.
"Death of the Party": Visit the Afterlife Bar.
"Seeing Double": Have two of your character alive in the world. (Stable mutagen and blood, or brain-transplant cloning, for example.) Would need to be delayed for Changelings?
"Disc Jockey": Play some music via the radio station.
"Hot Potato": Get hit by a thrown, armed pipe bomb.
"Survival of the Fittest": Use the workout machines in the gym.
"Shut Up and Jam": Complete a Chaos Dunk.
"Burning With Passion": Be on fire with heat resistance.
"Got a Light, Bud?": Light a cigarette/joint off of someone's burning body.
"Lighten Up": Light a cigarette off of your own burning body.
"Junior High": Get swirlied.
"Thanks for the Ass-ist": Get a Cyberbutt attached to you.
"Free Parking": Unlock a pod that you spawned with the code for.
"Near-Death Experience": Have -150 or less health, and then be healed to 90+ (without any heart conditions).
"Give it Arrest": As Security, place a handcuffed person in the brig.
"Poor Life Choices": Be arrested, and in the brig.
"Half-Baked": Get ejected from the cloner halfway through a cloning cycle.
"Pawn": Get mindslaved. (Awarded at round-end.)
"Out On a Limb": Get turned into a hand/eye/leg thing by a Changeling.
"Grapes of Wraith": Possess some grapes as a Wraith. Total joke medal.
"Overtime": Be in a round for over 180 minutes. (RP1!)
"Out With a Bang": Die and trigger your microbomb implant(s).
"Deja VIIu": Step into the HEPT beam at Hemera-7.
"For Your Ohm Good": Get obliterated by an extremely powerful PTL beam.
"Bee Mine": Hork up a space bee larva.
Visiting Adventure Zones:
"Don't Forget Your Sunglasses": Visit the Solarium.
"Greenhouse Effect": Visit the Biodome.
"Ice Place, Innit?": Visit Outpost Theta.
"Invaders to Mars": Visit Mars Outpost 42.
"Meat and Greet": Visit Installation Eta (Meat Station).
"Apollo": Visit the Museum of Lunar History.
"The Floor is Lava": Visit the Lava Moon.
"We're All Mad Here": Visit the Ainley Staff Retreat Center.
"Cat Scratch Fever": Visit Catmandu.
"Avoidant": Visit the Void.
"Konnichiwa": Visit the Hidden Workshop.
"Fahrt Jokk": Visit Geminorum V.
"Asylum Escapee": Visit Centcom before the shuttle arrives.
The rewards for these should be a postcard from the location with a little picture, sort of like the one in the Solarium right now. It'd be cute.
Adventure Zone actions:
"One Small Step": Ruin the footprint at the Museum of Lunar History. Idiot. (Reward: MoLH shirt, moon b-ball skin)
"Twisty Little Passages": Fall into the ominous pit.
"Seven Days": View Channel 3 on the Ainley Staff Retreat Center camera system. (Reward: a ring)
"Freaky Friday": Get mind-swapped.
"Sol Survivor": Be the only person to escape alive at the end of a post-Solarium Disaster round.
"Safecracker": Enter the Vault.
I do not think that medals or their achievement methods should be secret. The methods of obtaining them, sure (e.g. list "Illuminated" as "Complete the Biodome Catacombs puzzle" rather than how to actually do that).
It just seems silly when a good majority of the medals are in the 2016 codebase and anybody can find them if they want. I've even compiled a spreadsheet of all of them, with some statistics, just for that reason.
"1.21 Jiggawatts" could be re-enabled and tied to having all the station APCs be 100% fully powered as a (Chief) Engineer crew objective again? Not sure why it was removed.
Anyway, a few suggestions. Some of these are really bad puns. Most of them are fairly simple to achieve/fun.
"Millennial": Have someone stick a participation ribbon onto you.
"One-Arm bandit": Lose an arm to the Hell slot machine.
"Damnbuster": Win your freedom from the Hell slot machine.
"Asshat": Wear someone else's butt as your own. (Distinct from "Shit for brains", which is an assistant objective)
"Priyom" ("приём"): Receive your coded broadcast on 148.7.
"Early Retirement": End a round with over 100,000 credits in your account or on you.
"The One Percent": End a round with over 1,000,000 credits in your account or on you.
"Midas? Touch": Use Midas Touch to turn something into flesh.
"Didn't Read the EULA": Get borged by touching an artifact.
"Upgrades Available": Get something replaced by one of those artifacts that rips out things and inserts new ones.
"All That Glitters": Get gold-gibbed.
"I Don't Give a Hoot": Get owl-gibbed.
"Unreal Engine": Visit VR as a ghost.
"Omniscient": Observe a round.
"Death of the Party": Visit the Afterlife Bar.
"Seeing Double": Have two of your character alive in the world. (Stable mutagen and blood, or brain-transplant cloning, for example.) Would need to be delayed for Changelings?
"Disc Jockey": Play some music via the radio station.
"Hot Potato": Get hit by a thrown, armed pipe bomb.
"Survival of the Fittest": Use the workout machines in the gym.
"Shut Up and Jam": Complete a Chaos Dunk.
"Burning With Passion": Be on fire with heat resistance.
"Got a Light, Bud?": Light a cigarette/joint off of someone's burning body.
"Lighten Up": Light a cigarette off of your own burning body.
"Junior High": Get swirlied.
"Thanks for the Ass-ist": Get a Cyberbutt attached to you.
"Free Parking": Unlock a pod that you spawned with the code for.
"Near-Death Experience": Have -150 or less health, and then be healed to 90+ (without any heart conditions).
"Give it Arrest": As Security, place a handcuffed person in the brig.
"Poor Life Choices": Be arrested, and in the brig.
"Half-Baked": Get ejected from the cloner halfway through a cloning cycle.
"Pawn": Get mindslaved. (Awarded at round-end.)
"Out On a Limb": Get turned into a hand/eye/leg thing by a Changeling.
"Grapes of Wraith": Possess some grapes as a Wraith. Total joke medal.
"Overtime": Be in a round for over 180 minutes. (RP1!)
"Out With a Bang": Die and trigger your microbomb implant(s).
"Deja VIIu": Step into the HEPT beam at Hemera-7.
"For Your Ohm Good": Get obliterated by an extremely powerful PTL beam.
"Bee Mine": Hork up a space bee larva.
Visiting Adventure Zones:
"Don't Forget Your Sunglasses": Visit the Solarium.
"Greenhouse Effect": Visit the Biodome.
"Ice Place, Innit?": Visit Outpost Theta.
"Invaders to Mars": Visit Mars Outpost 42.
"Meat and Greet": Visit Installation Eta (Meat Station).
"Apollo": Visit the Museum of Lunar History.
"The Floor is Lava": Visit the Lava Moon.
"We're All Mad Here": Visit the Ainley Staff Retreat Center.
"Cat Scratch Fever": Visit Catmandu.
"Avoidant": Visit the Void.
"Konnichiwa": Visit the Hidden Workshop.
"Fahrt Jokk": Visit Geminorum V.
"Asylum Escapee": Visit Centcom before the shuttle arrives.
The rewards for these should be a postcard from the location with a little picture, sort of like the one in the Solarium right now. It'd be cute.
Adventure Zone actions:
"One Small Step": Ruin the footprint at the Museum of Lunar History. Idiot. (Reward: MoLH shirt, moon b-ball skin)
"Twisty Little Passages": Fall into the ominous pit.
"Seven Days": View Channel 3 on the Ainley Staff Retreat Center camera system. (Reward: a ring)
"Freaky Friday": Get mind-swapped.
"Sol Survivor": Be the only person to escape alive at the end of a post-Solarium Disaster round.
"Safecracker": Enter the Vault.
I do not think that medals or their achievement methods should be secret. The methods of obtaining them, sure (e.g. list "Illuminated" as "Complete the Biodome Catacombs puzzle" rather than how to actually do that).
It just seems silly when a good majority of the medals are in the 2016 codebase and anybody can find them if they want. I've even compiled a spreadsheet of all of them, with some statistics, just for that reason.