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[Campaign] ROBUSTING@HOME
#16
I guess I'll be the first to latejoin?

Ella Oats
Inspector
The one trait that gets me the blue beret
I would've voted for Clarion, but too late
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#17
I put my ID in my PDA and my PDA in my ID slot, swap my shoes for my galoshes (putting the shoes, as well as my money, in my internals box in my bag), stick a spraybottle of cleaner into my pocket, and pack the following items into my bag:
-Mop
-Small bucket (filled with water)
-Sponge
-Spare spraybottle
-Container of space cleaner

Fully equipped, I start making way to the bar.

Say ";Hey dudes, what is UP?"
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#18
Wiggles Wigglesby (Test Subject)

*scream

Stand, and begin furiously pounding on any glass window to see if someone is going to let me out. Failing that, pick up the heaviest object I can find in the room and begin bashing the nearest (non-external, if it matters) window with it.

THIS IS NOT OKAY.

2d6
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#19
TURN ONE Let's see how long I can keep up the colorful formatting?? 
All the current players took their turn so I'll post the results a bit earlier than 24 hours. Why not, right? 


Ada O'Hara [3]
You grab a welding fuel tank. You check various lockers and find a standard white air tank, but nothing else.


Charlie Collins [1, wow]
You set up your inventory, shortcoat, gun and all the shine. You attempt to claim the satchel, but it never shows up. You should probably file a bug report but no big deal. Time to greet the grimy thieving crew you'll be investigating. 
 Charlie Collins says, [145.9] "Hello, crew. Here's to an exciting shit.
whelp. 


Sam Eagle [5]
You drag out a crate, and give your fabricator a nice firm kick. 
It looks like it it'll be ready in about 50 seconds, conveniently enough.


Granadillo Graves [1, shit]
You shove the potato into the still. It makes a worrying sound. 
You shrug and fraction the still out into a bottle. This doesn't look very clear... but hey, you have about two bottles of... something? 


Selladore Kaine [1, WHY]
Selladore Kaine says, [145.9] "Helloooooo, everyone, it's ya boi Selladore! Anyone need anything from Boh Tah Knee?" 
Your radio crackles to life. 
Rubber Johnson says, [145.9] "yeah can you send me bofa?"
Dammit. 
You take the glass out of your bag, forget which hand you're using, and hurl the glass at the table. They both melt. F U C K.


Kickflip Brozinski [3]
You slip on your galoshes and get ready for the day. 
Your inventory is fully loaded with cleaning supplies. 
Ready to face a new day, you step out of your office. 
Kickflip Brozinski says, [145.9] "Hey dudes, what is- YUCK!"
You stepped in vomit. There is vomit 20 goddamned centimeters from your office. Why.


Wiggles Wigglesby [2][6] 2d6! Effectively 4
Wiggles Wigglesby S C R E A M S !
Looking around you find a discarded empty anaesthetic tank and begin smashing through a window.
You break through and take your new found freedom in stride- stepping on a sharp bit of glass. Ow.
It's not too bad, but you should find some shoes in case that happens again.


Ella Oats [2]
You awaken in a submarine, dressed in your best inspector's uniform, wearing a snazzy blue beret. 
The sub docks with the Oshan Labs arrivals and dismantles itself. Time to see what this place is all abou-You slip on the oil!
The ceiling stares down at you robustly.
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#20
As I make my way towards Emergency Storage A, I pick up a pack of menthol cigarettes and a zippo lighter from the cigarette vending machine by EVA, and stuff them in my normal box. When I make it to Emergency Storage A, I get a toolbelt, place it on myself, and put my forensic scanner, camera monitor, handcuffs, one of my .38 stun speedloaders, and one of my .38 normal speedloaders in it.

I then say "Oh, what is it, Kickflip?"

2d6, please.
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#21
I take the vodka and add it to my private stock, then head out to the front to take orders
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#22
Wiggles Wigglesby (Test Subject)

Violently accost the first person I see - probably with the anesthetic tank they obviously drugged me with - screaming all of the while, and if they seem to get knocked down yell frantically at them.

"WHY AM I HERE?! WHAT WERE YOU DOING TO ME?! WHERE ARE MY SHORTS?!"

If I don't see anyone, yell that anyway. Then go find a door out of here in order to obtain shorts.

2d6
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#23
Ada shrugs off the failure of not finding an emergency oxygen tank like an experienced disappointer. She would then shout something over the radio, something like...
"Hey crewmates. I'm the best chemist on this side of the channel, so ask me for shite and I'll mix it in a jiffy."
With this advertising done, she would start setting up her chemistry station. A large beaker in the machine, a dropper, fuel tank in her pocket and one more large beaker in her pocket.
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#24
Jack Jackson
Staff Assistant
Traits: Scared Shitless

During the submarine trip, I go to achievement rewards and change my backpack into a satchel. One I am on the station, I greet Ella and make my way to crew quarters to acquire style.
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#25
Sam Eagle

starts putting together the cyborg, all components except for head and legs. I go grab some steel sheets from storage and move to make some reinforced steel sheets to reinforce the head with fully.
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#26
"Yoooou've got it! What's bofa?"

Ooh, that's... not good. I gently set the bag on the floor and pat it, then starts looking through the seedfab list for bofa.

In response to Ada, "Ooh, the best chemist on this side of the channel, can I get some triple citrus?"
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#27
Turn two on mobile so very plain sorry. 

Charlie Collins (3)(3)
You buy some menthols and a zippo and grab a toolbelt. You reorganize your weapons into the belt and reach for your headset to poll Kickflip about their alarm. You get no response. 

Granadillo Graves (6) 
You step out front after stashing your tainted vodka. 
The captain comes by and asks for a gin collins. He tosses 1000 credits over the bar and leaves before you can serve him. Huh. 

Wiggles Wigglesby (2)(5) 
You screech violently and seem to get noticed by the Medical Director. Though he doesnt understand a word you say, he does offer you a medical uniform and escorts you to the door. Best not to knock out a friend. 

Ada O'Hara (4) 
You quickly set up your station and poll the crew for requests. You hear a call for triple citrus from Selladore, and medbay says they could use some cryoxadone. 

Sam Eagle (5) 
You space out for a minute and when you snap to, youve got a mostly complete standard borg. A passing doctor says "neat" and flips you off. 

Selladore Kaine (3) 
The radio screeches back "BOFA DEEZ NUTS HAAAA!" 
You feel foolish. There are no bofa seeds in the fab. This assignment was a mistake.
You request triple citrus from chemistry. May as well be a dick today. 

ALERT: Jack jackson has signed up as Staff Assistant.(4) 

You greet a supine Ella Oats and carry on to the crew quarters, donning your snazzy satchel.
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#28
Ada fliew into action upon receiving her orders. Her handheld fuel tank would allow her to make the acetone in a snap and two bottles worth of cold-healing juice would follow in the time it takes for you to say "Medbay needs Cryoxadone." With that simple order done with, Ada would then begin her pilgrimage the sea diner to mix some Citrus... triplicate style. B)
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#29
I hang my head. Not again... why are people always ordering nuts!

I search the seedfab list for Peanuts. Potatoes are a kind of nut too, right? I dispense potato seeds as well.
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#30
Nice. I pocket the cash and make the drink, pinging their PDA when done.
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