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09-16-2018, 02:52 AM
Superlagg (Those puns are so terrible that I should force a 1...oh...random 1...guess I don't need to...) against New525 (6)
You bash and bash and bash some more. Before she can get up, the...uh, hold on...*looks up post from two pages ago*...fox woman is unconscious on the floor.
Yaaaaaaaay.
Blitzen (1)
You yank a pin off of a grenade and kick the HoS square into his colleagues.
...wait a sec, let me rephrase that, you unknowingly yank a grenade off of a pin and kick the HoS square into what few of his colleagues are left.
You suddenly feel very hot. The burn to death kind, not the good kind. Guess that wasn't actually a flashbang.
That got awkward pretty fast.
Lord Birb (1 GOOD GOD THIS IS LIKE BAD LUCK DAY OR SOMETHING)
You log onto TG station and attempt to search for and kill the nearest cat person you can find.
Good news. It doesn't take you long to find one.
Bad news. He's obviously a traitor. Or he stole that Double Edge E-sword off of someone and is blatantly breaking rules.
Either way, you're missing a leg now.
Recusor (1 I SWEAR I'M NOT DOING THIS ON PURPOSE)
You go to the lounge with your stuff and attempt to play some music.
OH GOD MAKE IT STOP!
FuLPaSM
You only really need to make a few adjustments here and there...aaaannnnd done.
That should at least last until the crew is off the station.
You bash and bash and bash some more. Before she can get up, the...uh, hold on...*looks up post from two pages ago*...fox woman is unconscious on the floor.
Yaaaaaaaay.
Blitzen (1)
You yank a pin off of a grenade and kick the HoS square into his colleagues.
...wait a sec, let me rephrase that, you unknowingly yank a grenade off of a pin and kick the HoS square into what few of his colleagues are left.
You suddenly feel very hot. The burn to death kind, not the good kind. Guess that wasn't actually a flashbang.
That got awkward pretty fast.
Lord Birb (1 GOOD GOD THIS IS LIKE BAD LUCK DAY OR SOMETHING)
You log onto TG station and attempt to search for and kill the nearest cat person you can find.
Good news. It doesn't take you long to find one.
Bad news. He's obviously a traitor. Or he stole that Double Edge E-sword off of someone and is blatantly breaking rules.
Either way, you're missing a leg now.
Recusor (1 I SWEAR I'M NOT DOING THIS ON PURPOSE)
You go to the lounge with your stuff and attempt to play some music.
OH GOD MAKE IT STOP!
FuLPaSM
You only really need to make a few adjustments here and there...aaaannnnd done.
That should at least last until the crew is off the station.