Goonhub
07-31-2018, 11:27 PM
Recusor (1)
*Be security officer*
"Nothing much of interest in here I guess...wait a sec..."
"...why is the EVA door open?"
A staff assistant quickly walks out.
Both of you stare each other down as you grab your radio.
"We've...uh, got a 309 in progr- HEY! Get back here! WE HAVE A RUNNER!
*Be staff assistant*
SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHI-
Warrant up.
FuLPaSM (3)
You do a quick scan of the station.
...............
You catch a staff assistant running out of EVA being chased by a security officer.
You alert the engineer to it before you realize that this is more of a mechanic thing.
Eh, oh well.
You also mention the bar the clown broke into.
Flesh Utopia (4)
"Hey guys, wanna see something funny?"
Command:Suicide.
Are you sure? No ->Yes
Select special item: None ->Handcuffs Table
I can't believe you're fucking dead.
One of the medics see a message on you to clone you. This will take some time...
You've lost your health implant.
Montgommery Scott
You wake up from braindeadness. Man, that was close. Any longer and you probably would've been gone for good.
Anyways, you ask the AI for work.
Apparently the bar is under reconstruction efforts. A staff assistant also broke into EVA, though he hacked into the door and you're pretty sure that's more a mechanics thing?
Highlander (6) / Blitzen (2)
As you start another game, Blitzen looks through for some music to listen to, finding something called "Ahditioun tap".
You have no idea what to make of this.
Despite the literal children singing, you manage to get a new high score. Nice.
*Be security officer*
"Nothing much of interest in here I guess...wait a sec..."
"...why is the EVA door open?"
A staff assistant quickly walks out.
Both of you stare each other down as you grab your radio.
"We've...uh, got a 309 in progr- HEY! Get back here! WE HAVE A RUNNER!
*Be staff assistant*
SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHI-
Warrant up.
FuLPaSM (3)
You do a quick scan of the station.
...............
You catch a staff assistant running out of EVA being chased by a security officer.
You alert the engineer to it before you realize that this is more of a mechanic thing.
Eh, oh well.
You also mention the bar the clown broke into.
Flesh Utopia (4)
"Hey guys, wanna see something funny?"
Command:Suicide.
Are you sure? No ->Yes
Select special item: None ->Handcuffs Table
I can't believe you're fucking dead.
One of the medics see a message on you to clone you. This will take some time...
You've lost your health implant.
Montgommery Scott
You wake up from braindeadness. Man, that was close. Any longer and you probably would've been gone for good.
Anyways, you ask the AI for work.
Apparently the bar is under reconstruction efforts. A staff assistant also broke into EVA, though he hacked into the door and you're pretty sure that's more a mechanics thing?
Highlander (6) / Blitzen (2)
As you start another game, Blitzen looks through for some music to listen to, finding something called "Ahditioun tap".
You have no idea what to make of this.
Despite the literal children singing, you manage to get a new high score. Nice.