Major Poking your own eye out when wearing an eyepatch ignores the eye the patch covers

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You may or may not be aware that wearing an eyepatch and poking it while you're still wearing it results in your eye being poked out.
Additionally, you may or may not be aware that clicking an eyepatch will change the eye it covers.
However, you will ALWAYS poke out your right eye, regardless of facing, making what is a fun and interesting way to remove your own eyes an exercise in frustration.