Hypothetically speaking, what would happen if farts were removed?

[Nnystyxx]

i dunno what i would do, it'd be split between zealous attempts to get it back and a minor depressive fugue at the idea that my attempts would fall on totally deaf ears

i don't want to say that it's Like That, but i don't trust it not to be Like That, you dig?

farting is a treasure of goon ss13 and its numerous interactions with other game mechanics are fun & funny, removing it and similar goofy features would be like slowly slicing its Fun Fingers off and turning it into Solarium Lore RP

edit: how the fuck do I get first post of the page in like, every other thread I post in? what the hell

[poland spring]

A ton of people would leave and we'd never quite recover.

Admins would scream at anyone who brought up farting

[Dr Zoidcrab]

Burping or puking would take it's place