Hypothetically speaking, what would happen if farts were removed?

[Noah Buttes]

I am not suggesting that farting should be removed, merely asking what the ramifications of such a disastrous change would be.

[Ed Venture]

I'd leave.

[sen761]

I think LLJK would die for real.

[HydroFloric]

A sudden collapse of the fartonium reactor located in china.

[Musketman12]

https://forum.ss13.co/showthread.php?tid...ve+farting

[Vitatroll]

I was gonna do some funny answer, like shaping it as the beginning plot for a JRPG, or how everybody would have to learn buttsign language -

but yeah, I'd leave. Goon is zany. Nixing farts would portend a dire shift in that nature.

[babayetu83]

無

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[Tom Clancy's Gay Ghost]

Pandemonium.

[Mageziya]

Honestly, not much. The game's sorta shifted away from them in general.

I've actually heard of players from other servers being grossed out that goon has farting, which makes sense.

[Musketman12]

Honestly, not much. The game's sorta shifted away from them in general.

I've actually heard of players from other servers being grossed out that goon has farting, which makes sense.

no
this is blasphemy

[Frank_Stein]

I would be a little saddened. Farting​ is our thing

[Noah Buttes]

Honestly, not much. The game's sorta shifted away from them in general.

I've actually heard of players from other servers being grossed out that goon has farting, which makes sense.

no
this is blasphemy

[Vitatroll]

Like, I've heard that argument before - but it usually goes like this:

"They have childish shit like farting, and so what if I call people faggots or use the name Hitler McIhatejews!?"

Followed by a dozen people agreeing. These are usually the same people who say our admins are horrible and will ban you for anything or blow you up because of a grudge. Go figure. Go echo chambers.

[babayetu83]

Like, I've heard that argument before - but it usually goes like this:

"They have childish shit like farting, and so what if I call people faggots or use the name Hitler McIhatejews!?"

Followed by a dozen people agreeing. These are usually the same people who say our admins are horrible and will ban you for anything or blow you up because of a grudge. Go figure. Go echo chambers.

i find it ironic that you'll probably end up with replies agreeing with you

[atamusvaleo]

I'll just have to fart on my keyboard instead.

No one wants this: especially my keyboard.