Worst Moments Ever

[Ed Venture]

This happened years ago and was the reason why I wanted to become a HoS. (Also this was before mindslave implants were a thing.)

Many years ago on Mushroom something was going down in Security so as a Greysuit I wanted to go watch. I'm standing outside of Security's lobby watching though a window and I see them beating a dude to death. I don't say anything I just watch. Before I knew it a crowd has gathered and because there are so many people we all start pushing each other. Security's doors open and the crowd pushed me in. That's when all the Security Officers stunned me, buckle cuffed me to a chair and beat me to death. I adminhelp but nothing happened to them. I was so angry at the time over this (cause I was having bad rounds for weeks during this period) and wanted to just quit space station 13 altogether. But I then saw other players complaining about Shit Security in deadchat and I thought to myself "You know what I'm going to start playing Security and bring the hammer down on any Shit officers I come across." So I played Security and after two years of playing the job I applied to become a HoS and got accepted.

Just goes to show you the worst events can lead to the best outcomes.

[Crazyabe]

I Spawn in as a wizard, Grab a few hats and robes... Teleport into the Armory, Loot Grenades and A Rifle, Go after my first target: the Barman, I think: "this should be easy" As soon as I got there, The captain is all over my ass, Shooting me already. A Staff assistant whom he has Armed Follows him, Both go and beat my head in and the Craptain Tosses me in the gibber. That was less then 15 mins in, and Really shit, Especially since the Whole crew suggested Cloning & Enslaving me While he was Gibbing me.

[Superlagg]

Any chance of mercy died the moment you brought a cluwne into existence.

[YoukCat]

Any chance of mercy died the moment you looted guns and rifles as a wiznerd.

[Noah Buttes]

Any chance of mercy died the moment you looted guns and rifles as a wiznerd.

[NateTheSquid]

Any chance of mercy died the moment you looted guns and rifles as a wiznerd.

[ElectroBlueGuy]

Any chance of mercy died the moment you looted guns and rifles as a wiznerd.

[Ed Venture]

Any chance of mercy died the moment you looted guns and rifles as a wiznerd.

[HydroFloric]

Any chance of mercy died the moment you looted guns and rifles as a wiznerd.

[Mordent]

Seriously, though.

[Roomba]

Speaking of which, that reminds me of a wizard round I observed once. The wizard was the only antag and his very first teleport took him a few steps away from the captain. A few laser shots later and the wizard was down, two minutes in. A capricious admin took pity on him and respawned him as a cluwne with two BFGs to cause trouble.

[Maegor]

Any chance of mercy died the moment you looted guns and rifles as a wiznerd.

[Triacontakai]

Any chance of mercy died the moment you looted guns and rifles as a wiznerd.

[Crazyabe]

I only took one trankrifle, Sheesh. I was going to use it on Cluwnes Alone and the cap didn't know I had it.

[Ed Venture]

I only took one trankrifle, Sheesh. I was going to use it on Cluwnes Alone and the cap didn't know I had it.

No mercy. Tranquilizer Rifles are still guns. Honestly I'd be okay with Wizards using guns if it made their teleport and escape spells null and void.