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Arikie · 03-16-2013, 10:31 PM

On G3 I was traitor M.D.
I decided I would do what I always wanted to do, be an excellent brain surgeon!
Luckily, every patient that came in seemed to have a broken brain, which needed to be removed of course.
I performed several successful surgeries on assistants, I didn't even need anesthetic! but eventually I realized that there are many crew outside the operating theater who have a broken brain without even knowing. So with the help of the ProDoc goggles, and maybe some sleep toxin. I was able to find many many patients.

The number of successful surgerys began to climb into the double digits, but my renown as a doctor had not yet been realized by the crew so I decided I would have to try harder, I saw a sec officer attempting to break into chemistry his brain was clearly broken. I anesthetized him and began to work immediately as it set in.

As I continued my workings, eventually natural space hazards caused a shortage of power in the medbay, all the equipment and lights became useless but I would not be stopped from accomplishing my dreams so easily, so I kept bringing in patients and fixing their brains.

Patients began to resist treatment, but I knew I had to take the bits of their brain out! Luckily a good roboticist managed to build a 'nurse' cyborg who helped me "anesthetize" patients with his RCD.

Finally I was getting somewhere, eventually the entire security team showed up with broken brains. They were very resistant to treatment and even tried to harm me, but with the help of some stims I was able to anesthetize all the patients.

Unfortunately I couldn't perform surgeries on all of them before the shuttle arrived, I likely would have had 30 or so brains.

tl;dr version
traitor MD + traitor Roboticist http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M68GeL8PafE
Most fun I've had in a very long time

Captain_Bravo · 03-18-2013, 07:02 AM

Botany had a hell of a round just now. I spent the entire round carefully cultivating fruit, splicing between species, little by little, until I finally created The Ultimate Fruit. A banana, with genes from every other kind of fruit. Upon extraction, it immediately started reacting with the different flavors inside, producing things like Triple Citrus from just a single fruit. It tasted like Glory.

Then I found out the other botanists had spent the entire round pumping up the potency of George Melons, until it was somewhere around "I dunno, a billion?". So when the shuttle finally took off, there were banana peels everywhere, George Melons going off all around like hand grenades, and a single clown, standing in the center of the shuttle, beating everyone around him with a harmbaton.

**Sord213** · 03-18-2013, 02:15 PM

Wasn't me but this just happened on g4
The changeling was Shambling Abomination (played by Jameskiller98)
Absorbed DNA: 34
Objective #1: Absorb the DNA of at least 10 more crew members in addition to the one you started with, and escape on the shuttle alive. Success
I doubt very many of them were dead beforehand. He did amazingly.

**Weavel** · 03-20-2013, 03:42 AM

Setting the sun to supernova mode and being incinerated.

bladex454 · 03-20-2013, 04:50 AM

Exploration to the biodome with herb and poor dead spigot who was gibbed in seconds. Not much else o say you had to be there.

Oddball · 03-20-2013, 10:09 AM

bladex454 Wrote:Exploration to the biodome with herb and poor dead spigot who was gibbed in seconds. Not much else o say you had to be there.

why bother posting it then?

I recently had an awesome round. A little background; I was the HoS and the Captain was mindslaved and he had somehow coaxed the detective into working with him. Anyway, I had reports of the captain doing bad stuff around the station. I went to stop him and both the Captain and Detective jump me and murder me. Luckily, one of my Sec officers sees the whole thing and drags me to genetics when the two leave my body. He clones me and we immediately begin to hatch a plan in how to stop the corruption.

We go to security and outside waiting for us is an Assistant looking for something to do. I gear him up and tell him he's now part of the ACLU (anti-captain liberation unit) and that we must work to eliminate the corrupt power on the station. I tell the two to hide in the orange jumpsuit lockers and prepare to burst out when the time is right.

I begin taunting the Captain over the radio, questioning his aptitude publicly and mocking his lack of being able to keep me dead. I tell him to meet me in Security and that I'm alone. He shows up and brings his detective lackey with him. Both of them had guns in their hands and were ready for a fight. I cast my weapon aside and tell them I just want to talk. They put their weapons away.

The Captain offers me a drink, I decline and say he should offer the Detective some for his excellent work though. While the two are contemplating what I just said, I pull a flashbang out of my pocket and run over to them.

BANG!

Before the screen was even cleared of the white flash the ACLU had bust out of the lockers and were cuffing the terrible twosome. Mission accomplished, another successful round for the ACLU.

ACLU. Taking down the corrupt captains one round at a time.

p.s. Sorry for the lack of names in this, all people involved were awesome but my memory is pretty terrible.

**UrsulaMejor** · 03-23-2013, 12:36 PM

Lane Stewart stammers, "DDDONN"

Don Geon says, "I'm a traitor, Lane. It's what I do"

Lane Stewart seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...

You hear a voice in your head... A++

Conor12 · 03-23-2013, 12:53 PM

UrsulaMejor Wrote:
Lane Stewart stammers, "DDDONN"

Don Geon says, "I'm a traitor, Lane. It's what I do"

Lane Stewart seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...

You hear a voice in your head... A++

I am the dead werewolf, the one with the stylish top hat.

That was a great round for me too.

Darth Various · 03-23-2013, 01:09 PM

UrsulaMejor Wrote:http://i46.tinypic.com/14v361v.png
Lane Stewart stammers, "DDDONN"

Don Geon says, "I'm a traitor, Lane. It's what I do"

Lane Stewart seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...

You hear a voice in your head... A++

Ahaha, I watched that on Helmet Cam. Was wondering if the Creepy Goddamn Temple was rotting corpses or something.

Conor12 · 03-23-2013, 01:14 PM

We (the two werewolves) had been following the group for a while, and we ripped open the doors just as Don had killed everyone, our surprise didn't go so well.

Klayboxx · 03-23-2013, 06:12 PM

When the admins were fucking with the server and I convinced lots of people it was russian hackers and mentors and admins alike rolled with it

Admiral jimbob · 03-24-2013, 09:33 AM

Mindslaving Oddball and just wandering around as she utterly enraged everyone by being a terrible harmbatoning HoS. Making her suicide as the implant began to wear off, only for a doctor to revive her with Strange Reagent... so I stuck my signal jammer on, dragged her to an airlock and threw her out, to the cheers of the crew, grateful for being saved from her terrible tyranny.

Best traitor round.

**CaptainBravo** · 03-24-2013, 03:12 PM

got made security at random by the HoP at customs. there were reports of wizardry in botany, so i showed up to beat down his golem minions and scare him off. i was in research later fighting more golems and a skeleton when out of the blue a medic appeared with the wizard's staff, followed shortly by the actual wizard. he was cornered in chemistry shortly. i was the terminator. his only projectile spell was weak and blocked by a stray monkey. i got the first click in the lag, and nothing could stop me. this asshole was doomed.

except i had left my intent on help by accident after i gave someone CPR. and so i was unceremoniously shot in the back by a huge jerk who couldn't hit the wizard's ass if it was made of barns. and turned into a monkey bashing skeleton for the wizard's amusement.

rest in dirt Vaughn Moon worst security 2113.

**CaptainBravo** · 03-26-2013, 10:20 AM

redemption?

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a wizard tried to interrupt our boxing match in the surgery room with his telekinesis(he had chosen unwisely), so we murdered him with surgery. visual is after we finished stripping him and taking his organs, text log is me dodging around his other magic missile until Walter got back up and clocked him.

full combat thing:

**BlackPhoenix** · 03-28-2013, 02:57 AM

LONG RANT INCOMING.

I was browsing a website that linked me to a wiki that listed superpowers. Thinking this funny, I linked it in OOC before a game, mentioning that the power "Freedom" it listed was probably the best. Freedom being the power to be immune to all laws of physics, laws of reality, laws of man and laws of fate, to name some. I then spawned in as a traitor scientist, and had my gimmick. I killed a guy who came in to be a scientist with a cyalume saber, freeing his soul, and then learned that the poor Janitor was incarcerated for no reason. I went to be his "Lawyer".

When I arrived, I was let in without a search. I went to the cells and told Mantis I would get him out of there, no worries. The captain left me, the prisoner, and a guard to handle our business. The guard was my target. I told Mantis something like "Freedom time" and then horribly murdered the guard. Mantis, raving about my "Metal" release, was freed from prison. Then, Hard Boiled came, having seen the whole thing with thermals. He quickly stunned me, and I felt the end was near, but then the captain arrived.

Without thinking twice, I claimed to be a mindslave, begging forgiveness and blaming Mantis for my deeds. In the confusing resulting, I was cuffed but Mantis was not. He quickly grabbed me and ran into the main security office, uncuffing me once there. My saber had been taken by Hard Boiled, but I wouldn't let that stop me. Another guard burst in with his baton at the ready, prepared to stun me again. I managed to push him down, however, and stunned him in return. A quick removal of ID, glasses, and gun later, he was bucklecuffed to a chair. As I was preparing to beat his brains in, Hard Boiled burst in and once again stunned me, making me drop my new stungun and baton underneath me.

I had to think quick, and so I shouted "I'M BLOWING MYSELF UP" and did a *deathgasp. Somehow, it worked, and while the bucklecuffed guard begged Hard to come uncuff him, I stood back up and tasered Hard in the ass. I took my saber back and killed them both. I didn't even get a moment to rest, however, as a flood of people charged in to try and finish me off, makeshift weapons at the ready. They were all, however, met with a glowing blade of death. Even Mantis, previously my aide, tried to kill me. He died last.

Finally, the AI had the sense to deny anyone else entry and keep me bolted in. I recharged my weapons, assuming I'd have to wait for somebody to come break in. It happened sooner than expected, and via juking some taser shots and a baton swing, I was out the newly made hole in the wall and off to kill more people. I killed at least 5 others, now dressed as the trustable and safe captain. I finally died when I accidentally shot a guardbuddy and it arrested me, shortly followed by my being spaced by the RD. The horde of players I had slain were waiting in deadchat to talk about the murder spree with me. It was glorious.

RANT OVER, YOU ARE NOW ENTERING A RANT FREE ZONE.

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