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Christmas Tree Suicide
Boon Yoon Offline

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#1
12-04-2016, 04:10 PM
It would be good for Christmas Cheer if we could suicide on the tree, resulting in self-ornamentation.
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Mageziya Offline

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#2
12-04-2016, 04:15 PM
Only if the tree's named turns into Vlad and that this is only possible when Christmas cheer is at 0%.
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UrsulaMejor Offline
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#3
12-04-2016, 05:29 PM
Would be cool if it detected your round start job, ate you, and then put one of those shitty action figures (with your name on it) on as a ornament
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12-04-2016, 07:37 PM
(12-04-2016, 05:29 PM)UrsulaMejor Wrote: Would be cool if it detected your round start job, ate you, and then put one of those shitty action figures (with your name on it) on as a ornament

I have a bad feeling this will result in people committing suicide and screaming hail santa.
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12-04-2016, 07:56 PM
(12-04-2016, 05:29 PM)UrsulaMejor Wrote: Would be cool if it detected your round start job, ate you, and then put one of those shitty action figures (with your name on it) on as a ornament

thats a cute gimmick. could also be expanded into the tree spitting out candies and treats shaped+named after the dead

i would have suggested that the dead person have a chance of becoming a christmas carol inspired "spirit of spacemas (x)" wraith type thing but that might lead to excessive suicides, unless they are made into very, very shitty versions of wraiths
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#6
12-04-2016, 08:24 PM
Just have it name your ghost that and sprite your ghost like a wraith with no actual wraith powers.
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#7
12-05-2016, 07:09 AM
(12-04-2016, 05:29 PM)UrsulaMejor Wrote: shitty action figures

How dare you
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12-05-2016, 07:21 AM (This post was last modified: 12-05-2016, 07:58 AM by Mordent. Edited 2 times in total.)
"On the sixth day of Spessmas, [Cogmap/Destiny] gave to me...
  • 6 staff assistants
  • FIVE. ENGIN-EEEEERS.
  • 4 botanists
  • 3 doctors
  • 2 shitsecs
  • and the long-missing H-o-P..."
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12-05-2016, 12:08 PM (This post was last modified: 12-05-2016, 12:08 PM by UrsulaMejor. Edited 1 time in total.)
(12-05-2016, 07:09 AM)Gannets Wrote:
(12-04-2016, 05:29 PM)UrsulaMejor Wrote: shitty action figures

How dare you

They don't even have mean moving joints >:[
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misto Offline

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#10
12-05-2016, 12:09 PM
(12-04-2016, 08:24 PM)Grek Wrote: Just have it name your ghost that and sprite your ghost like a wraith with no actual wraith powers.

the power will be to make noises made by cheap electronic motion-activated dancing singing christmas decorations
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12-05-2016, 01:06 PM (This post was last modified: 12-05-2016, 01:06 PM by NesMettaur. Edited 2 times in total.)
(12-05-2016, 12:08 PM)UrsulaMejor Wrote:
(12-05-2016, 07:09 AM)Gannets Wrote:
(12-04-2016, 05:29 PM)UrsulaMejor Wrote: shitty action figures
How dare you
They don't even have mean moving joints >:[

Just like real spessmen!
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12-05-2016, 02:40 PM
(12-05-2016, 01:06 PM)NesMettaur Wrote:
(12-05-2016, 12:08 PM)UrsulaMejor Wrote:
(12-05-2016, 07:09 AM)Gannets Wrote:
(12-04-2016, 05:29 PM)UrsulaMejor Wrote: shitty action figures
How dare you
They don't even have mean moving joints >:[

Just like real spessmen!
Nes makes a compelling point.  please vacate the premises

You can also choke on them so that's always a plus... oh, wait. That means I could choke to death on some of you, possibly? Interesting prospect.
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12-05-2016, 02:53 PM
(12-05-2016, 02:40 PM)Vitatroll Wrote:
(12-05-2016, 01:06 PM)NesMettaur Wrote:
(12-05-2016, 12:08 PM)UrsulaMejor Wrote:
(12-05-2016, 07:09 AM)Gannets Wrote:
(12-04-2016, 05:29 PM)UrsulaMejor Wrote: shitty action figures
How dare you
They don't even have mean moving joints >:[

Just like real spessmen!
Nes makes a compelling point.  please vacate the premises

You can also choke on them so that's always a plus... oh, wait. That means I could choke to death on some of you, possibly? Interesting prospect.

Well, they certainly can choke you to death.
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12-06-2016, 07:47 AM
(12-05-2016, 07:21 AM)Mordent Wrote: "On the sixth day of Spessmas, [Cogmap/Destiny] gave to me...
  • 6 staff assistants
  • FIVE. ENGIN-EEEEERS.
  • 4 botanists
  • 3 doctors
  • 2 shitsecs
  • and the long-missing H-o-P..."

that was beautiful
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12-06-2016, 11:57 PM
(12-05-2016, 02:40 PM)Vitatroll Wrote:
(12-05-2016, 01:06 PM)NesMettaur Wrote:
(12-05-2016, 12:08 PM)UrsulaMejor Wrote:
(12-05-2016, 07:09 AM)Gannets Wrote:
(12-04-2016, 05:29 PM)UrsulaMejor Wrote: shitty action figures
How dare you
They don't even have mean moving joints >:[

Just like real spessmen!
Nes makes a compelling point.  please vacate the premises

You can also choke on them so that's always a plus... oh, wait. That means I could choke to death on some of you, possibly? Interesting prospect.

!!VORE ALERT VORE ALERT!!
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