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My best moment was when I made it to the Ice Moon, only to slip and fall, and drop my tank. Slowly fading away infront of my comrades. I'll never live that moment down, it was like the 80s highschool football movie. All the wendigos are going to call me a nerd!
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Welp. Jay Wolff just got the engine combustion chamber up to 238 million degrees kelvin.
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Conor12 Wrote:Weavel Wrote:
foam party
I thought you'd have learned from when the chapel got burnt down.
Also, the syndibot who had to kill all cyborgs and escape alive.
Lets run this shit into the GROUND!!
Can we make it to two nerfs in 1 week?????
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Captain_Bravo Wrote:
For context, I (the clown) had a hard time that round after being chased, flashed, and beaten by some dick roboticist without provocation. I think I was just about blind at that point, and someone blew up the airbridge, stunning me right as some other guy walks past with a fancy new space suit.
It ain't easy being a clown.
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I have a few screenshots from last night's HellEngine episode that I'll upload when I get home tonight.
Short story - The power of fifteen suns, invincible piping and more ghosts than the battle of Pelennor Fields in RotK.
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Nubcake Wrote:Can we make it to two nerfs in 1 week?????
I'm trying my best to have that happen wish me luck
actually nobody else uses this or seems to know the recipie
bar some dudes who took it from me I haven't even been able to use it as a traitor if it gets nerfed before I kill some dudes I will be sad
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As promised.
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Spend an hour selling purple goop,
Get really rich,
Get bombed by a clown,
Walk it off,
Win toy sword in arcade machine,
Win golden wrench in arcade machine,
Get beaten up on shuttle over toy sword,
Attack shambler with toy sword,
Ride off into sunset,
Live the spaceman life.
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Dressing up as a Syndicate and running around the station in my turtleneck putting a Tank Transfer valve in my bag repeatedly to scare dudes.
Then getting beat half to death on the shuttle.
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My first time in the bio-dome:
Players had already explored it and I was late to the party, but it was pretty scary.
I spent twenty minutes exploring a dark cave using only a PDA for light.
I expected mobs and ran past many dead bats and some gibs.
I reach an area where I can see a light coming down from the cave roof, however I can't actually get to the light. A rock is blocking the way.
A naked Chef Buttes is beating a man to death under the light.
He disappears, corners me when I run away and beats me to death.
Round over
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Conor12 Wrote:My first time in the bio-dome:
Players had already explored it and I was late to the party, but it was pretty scary.
I spent twenty minutes exploring a dark cave using only a PDA for light.
I expected mobs and ran past many dead bats and some gibs.
I reach an area where I can see a light coming down from the cave roof, however I can't actually get to the light. A rock is blocking the way.
A naked Chef Buttes is beating a man to death under the light.
He disappears, corners me when I run away and beats me to death.
Round over
Wish i had recorded my last words before the round ended.
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It's rounds where the OOC gets enabled and an America vs Europe war breaks out over language, politics and socialism that really make me appreciate this game...
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Readster Wrote:It's rounds where the OOC gets enabled and an America vs Europe war breaks out over language, politics and socialism that really make me appreciate this game...
It was a great moment because then we discovered the magic of Jorts.
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How to be a bad Security Officer:
I was a Medical Doctor and was implanted by Captain Damian Garneys the traitor. He implants all of Security and makes me an officer, he instructs us to act so badly as to cause a gigantic riot. Damian subverts the AI and the AI then helps me lock people into solitary confinement while they scream for help about being brigged by bad officers.
A group of about five people come into the Security lobby we all take them down and cuff them to the chairs in the lobby, leaving about six naked people as a warning to anyone who dare enter the area. We slowly arrest more and more people, resulting in about twenty five people getting arrested or killed by security.
Sadly we all finally get overwhelmed by the crew, and we all died. We all showed how awful Security Officers can be.