Skateboards

[Frank_Stein]

Stimulants oughta help with skateboarding, so you can guzzle down the SS13 equivalent of mountain dew

[Musketman12]

Ok so I just tested these and I reached the speedforce, flew at the speed of mach 10 and skated through space I was so radical by making a box of tables and doing constant tricks. These are awesome.

[Mageziya]

The skate board might, miiiiiiiight need some adjusting.

Spoiler!

Curiously: This assembly builds no Sickness,


While this one does:


Oh god make it stop

You can go so fast that you phase through everything and are eventually destined to wander the debris field, though it takes forever to reach that point.

One part of me says, "This is broken as hell and needs fixing" while the other part of me says "This is amazing, never fix this."

Perhaps letting the traitor-skator do this would make it completely worth it.

And on a side note, it currently takes forever to build sickness to any level where you can actually do anything interesting.

[Noah Buttes]

The skate board might, miiiiiiiight need some adjusting.

Spoiler!

Curiously: This assembly builds no Sickness,


While this one does:


Oh god make it stop

You can go so fast that you phase through everything and are eventually destined to wander the debris field, though it takes forever to reach that point.

One part of me says, "This is broken as hell and needs fixing" while the other part of me says "This is amazing, never fix this."

Perhaps letting the traitor-skator do this would make it completely worth it.

And on a side note, it currently takes forever to build sickness to any level where you can actually do anything interesting.

I say keep the ridiculously fast version of the skateboard around as an admin gimmick item because it's goddamn hilarious.

But yeah, definitely fix it for the normal version

[Mageziya]

On a side note, let the AI track people currently on boards, as when they ride them they technically don't exist in the same realm as the AI cameras, so they can't be tracked.

Edit:

I see that the sickness stat is literal and not derived from metaphoric slang:

[Frank_Stein]

Regarding speed and tricks, I think it would be good if speed was something you could partially build up yourself with a hud button or hotkey like tapping shift. You should also gradually slow down as you lose momentum.

[Nnystyxx]

Maybe higher speed = more danger = more SICKNESS!!! because I really don't want to grind in a rail for five years to move at a pace faster than a segway. It's a skateboard, why is it so slow to start with

[Grumpchkin]

I say that we need an atomic skateboard with rockets on it so we can still reach the speed of fast.

[MollyMillions]

Stimulants oughta help with skateboarding, so you can guzzle down the SS13 equivalent of mountain dew

We used to have mountain poo. We should have it again.

[Noah Buttes]

Stimulants oughta help with skateboarding, so you can guzzle down the SS13 equivalent of mountain dew

We used to have mountain poo. We should have it again.

Mountain poo had actual poo in it though.

[MollyMillions]

I thought it just made you poo uncontrollably.

[Frank_Stein]

Dooritos would pair well with Mountain Poo. You could even leave orange, visible fingerprints after eating them

[babayetu83]

needs more rollerskates and bikes

[MollyMillions]

Dooritos would pair well with Mountain Poo. You could even leave orange, visible fingerprints after eating them

What if they left prints that could be seen with examine instead of needing a fingerprint scanner

[Frank_Stein]

Dooritos would pair well with Mountain Poo. You could even leave orange, visible fingerprints after eating them

What if they left prints that could be seen with examine instead of needing a fingerprint scanner

Exactly!