text to speech buttbots

[VictorMAngoStein]

since nobody pays attention to buttbots they should have text-to-speech voices as well as shitting up chat.  They should also use some of beepsky's code to fart on prone crewmembers.

[A4Brogan]

I know for a fact this can lead to problems, because something similar happened in the past! BEHOLD:

https://soundcloud.com/stephanosrex/honk-honk-butt

[Carlarc]

I know for a fact this can lead to problems, because something similar happened in the past! BEHOLD:

https://soundcloud.com/stephanosrex/honk-honk-butt

and you mean you don't want that to happen again?
BURN THE HERETIC

[Vitatroll]

Radio? Nah. It's far too easy to make a billion buttbots these days. I've covered the station in them with butt a single buttbot plant.

I do think the word-to-butt replacement should be enabled by default though. If it gets annoying then the chance to repeat a statement can be lowered to something like 5%. Emagging them could up the chance and/or make them radio enabled. Buttbots are just so vanilla right now it's kinda sad.

[VictorMAngoStein]

The word to butt replacement should become a word filter so you have a chance to hear brilliant puns like "buttanist"

Emagged buttbots should superfart on death since they don't leave poo anymore.

[somepotato]

The TTS is rate limited anyway so it wouldn't be that big of a deal.