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To make a long story short, I donned the clown outfit, as always, got all access and eventually became the Clown Emperor. I killed a few people who were against us, and my seconds in command, Leo and Donny, helped space a borg out for vengeance. No one tries to kill a clown with a loyal family. they usually end up borged, or dead form razor wounds. The AI was in on it as well, and I did not want to kill it as I was supposed to, so I let it keeps it's law for clown supremacy! In the end, My seconds in command left on an emagged shuttle to CentCom, where we made our new Clown Empire. They were all perfect, loyal subjects. No, family. King, you did good, as did the others who I did not catch the names of. Captain, you fought well, but we had numbers.
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Hard Boiled Wrote:King, you did good,
I mean Captain.
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Shoddy Wrote:This just happened while i was bombmaking in the first 10 minutes, 4 minutes after setting my bomb mix alight:
You have used PDA-Dr. Swedlokim on
Results of analysis of
Pressure: 6804.6 kPa
Nitrogen: 0%
Oxygen: 42%
CO2: 57%
Plasma: 0%
Temperature: 202140°C
Not sure how hot a bombmix can get, Holy shit.
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It used to get to 1,000,000°C, but now I can only get it to 200,000°C too.
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Earlier today we were playing on a nuke round and I had rolled CE. I just finished setting up the engine when someone reported there were syndies on the station. I saw that they bombed the brig so I was going to suit up to start repairs and maybe steal some weapons from the blown open lockers. On my way back however I ran across a syndie in the halls and proceeded to run into him with a segway that was lying around, allowing me and a scientist to brutalize him with blunt objects. Afterwards I stole a taser from the security office and began to patrol the halls when one of the syndies began bragging over the radio that he has the disk and the nuke has been armed. I quickly scrambled to find a teleporter remote and flew off to the syndie shuttle, bursting my way in and stunning the poor bastard before disarming the bomb with 19 seconds left and then finishing him off with his own revolver.
One of my proudest moments.
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Firepower Wrote:Earlier today we were playing on a nuke round and I had rolled CE. I just finished setting up the engine when someone reported there were syndies on the station. I saw that they bombed the brig so I was going to suit up to start repairs and maybe steal some weapons from the blown open lockers. On my way back however I ran across a syndie in the halls and proceeded to run into him with a segway that was lying around, allowing me and a scientist to brutalize him with blunt objects. Afterwards I stole a taser from the security office and began to patrol the halls when one of the syndies began bragging over the radio that he has the disk and the nuke has been armed. I quickly scrambled to find a teleporter remote and flew off to the syndie shuttle, bursting my way in and stunning the poor bastard before disarming the bomb with 19 seconds left and then finishing him off with his own revolver.
One of my proudest moments.
Invading the syindicate shuttle isn't really cool dude...
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The nuke was armed so it was cool to do it.
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FrontlineAcrobat4 Wrote:The nuke was armed so it was cool to do it.
Basically this, I wouldn't camp the shuttle if they didn't have the nuke armed. That's just dumb!
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My record after 80 minutes of solid experimenting and feeding the fires was 298000, which is a number I'm extremely proud of. I don't think it can get much hotter than that: the reaction starts giving diminishing returns as you approach optimal, and I think 300000 is probably the cap of sorts.
That said, congrats, 200000 ain't shabby and it's no small feat in and of itself.
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HoS Lyfe
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I was an assistant and talked the Head of Personnel into early retirement:
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The time I was the detective and the AI let somebody upload a law allowing it to bypass its laws and create fun.
It ordered lots of alcohol and weapons at the QM.
Then it killed the CE so I secretly created an upload in my office and reset it.
I spent the rest of the round hiding from the subsequent lynch mob who were all drunk and armed with laser guns while casually talking to the now cloned CE, the only guy who didn't want my blood incidentially.
The best part of the whole thing was sneaking onto the escape shuttle only to get drunk, smoke a cigarette and complete all my objectives while the AI yelled for somebody to shoot me.
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A scientist opened a portal to the void very early in the round. It turns out not many people want to see the void station. Let me just say this: It was like playing Portal 2 for the first time, but more deadly.
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If you haven't been to the void station, you really need to go there. This picture does not do it justice.
Anyway, just as we were going to leave the void station, the ancient science robot harmed the human carrying all the cool things we found.
The cyborgs made it back to mushroom station, just in time to find giant holes everywhere and the entire lower half of the station a blazing inferno.
Welp.
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Nightgunner5 Wrote:guy killed by an old robot
but you can literally punch them to death
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Today, I was doing a thief election gimmick. I called myself kevin the third. Within the first minutes of the game I managed to steal all the detectives shit right in front of him. As I was running away from sec I went threw the teleporter with 2 other guys. It turns out it lead to the void, but only in a long skinny part with nothing in it. I was killed for food minutes later. Then as a ghost I found out the true secret of the void.
Goonhub
