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Yet Another Stupid Death - Goonstation Edition
#16
Firelocks closing on you while trying to escape anything.
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#17
Not wearing magboots in an area with superheated gas.

Wearing magboots.

Clown.
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#18
Clown.
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#19
Sucked into a giant rotating pizza black hole along with most of the station.
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#20
medsal15 Wrote:Punching a bee in front of a lot of bees

I made this mistake on the shuttle, only they were all that fat and sassy space bee that bodyguards for bombini. I think it just skipped the part where it puts me in crit and just decided to kill me outright.

2 from me:

-confusing space mushrooms and eating an aminatin shroom thinking it's a psilocybin one

-attempting to throw a straight jacket south in a melee and clicking inside the outfit area instead...
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#21
Assualting a bee mom when their bee is nearby.

Saved me many times before and has also killed me a few times.
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#22
Creating a tollbooth as mechanic.
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#23
Being sucked into the clown car and having it detonate...

... Lagging into space...

... And being handcuffed while on fire.
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#24
Stepped into a portal to deep space.
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#25
While "pretty much everything on the Z-2 and Z-3 levels" is accurate, I'll give a few specifics:

- Eaten by space bear.
- Slid into a chasm and eaten by wendigoes.
- Summoned a giant drone.
- Activated an even bigger drone.
- Poked to death by fermids.
- Stared at by a red martian.
- Zombies.
- Performed an alchemy ritual at low health.
- Fell into lava.
- Forgot to bring a spacesuit on the lava or ice moons.
- Eaten by the floor.
- Dissolved in stomach acid.
- Jumped into hell.
- Farted on an old book.
- Beaten to death by ghosts.
- Someone activated Solariuim without warning anyone ahead of time.
- Actually, someone activated Solarium, period.
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#26
Sleeping off Food Poisoning with one or more assistants on board.
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#27
Forgetting you have a Derringer while being chased by Security/Pissed off Crew/Heads/Vigilanties.
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#28
Forgetting to Throw flash Bang you primed, when fighting the syndicate .
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#29
Firing an energy weapon while I heavy lag and running into the shot.
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#30
Ate or drank something in the bar.
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