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07-25-2015, 08:15 AM
More of em, anyways.
Probiscuits
A pack of tasty slender long biscuits that come in a package that slides open in compartments for easy preservation of freshness. Pretty great and fun.
Opening the package displays the message "X extends a probiscuit!" (where X is the person doing it and the entire message is formatted to look exactly like a proboscis changeling message)
..and if you are in harm intent and use a probiscuit on someone, it displays the message "X stabs T with the probiscuit!" (where x is the person doing it and T is the person being used on.)
.. and if you're T, it displays "You feel a sharp stabbing pain!"
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Space flash paper
A sheaf of capsules on wax paper. Each capsule is an expendable use of extra robust flashpaper. Holding the capsule in your hand and 'shooting' it at a target in range will cause you to fire a fake fireball at the target. Great for parties and magic tricks!
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Flaash
The Flaash is a toy to help keep track of a team based game, originally "Tag!", and looks suspiciously identical to one of the flashes that security use. A close examination reveals its plastic and mass manufactured nature, however.
When you win this from the arcade, it spawns in a box along with a reversible electronics-enhanced beanie hat. Using it in hand will switch it between blue and red.
Wearing the hat puts you on that colour's team, and using a Flaash on a member of the other colour's team will play the flash sound and knock the target over for a few seconds.
Using it on someone not wearing the hat will only play the flash sound, however, and not knock them over.
Ideally you'd use this with friends to formulate your own game, and while designed for playing tag, you can certainly come up with your own fun uses.
Also look for bundles containing Lazer gun instead of Flaash. These are rare, and fire a lazerbeam coloured based on the Flaash beenie colour you're wearing, looks like a laser gun and makes an authentic sound, but does nothing besides knock over opposing team members like the Flaash and make a neat light show.
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Toy Bat Swarm
Love RC cars and planes, and ever wanted to spook your crew members? Well now you can!
Winning this from the arcade presents you with a box, containing a remote control and a deployable bat canister.
This realistic rubberized set of four bats will fly in unison when you deploy them from the canister, leaving you with the empty canister and the bats hovering in midair.
You can then activate the control to pilot the bats around, and click on people to make realistic bat squeaking action and fake attack messages.
Laugh and gloat as they run for cover, then go recapture your bat drones in the handy dandy canister for nice and easy storage.
Note: If someone ever lasers or bashes them to death in a panic, you can bug an electrician or take some time out to use some tools and wire and a soldering iron to patch them up good as new.
Probiscuits
A pack of tasty slender long biscuits that come in a package that slides open in compartments for easy preservation of freshness. Pretty great and fun.
Opening the package displays the message "X extends a probiscuit!" (where X is the person doing it and the entire message is formatted to look exactly like a proboscis changeling message)
..and if you are in harm intent and use a probiscuit on someone, it displays the message "X stabs T with the probiscuit!" (where x is the person doing it and T is the person being used on.)
.. and if you're T, it displays "You feel a sharp stabbing pain!"
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Space flash paper
A sheaf of capsules on wax paper. Each capsule is an expendable use of extra robust flashpaper. Holding the capsule in your hand and 'shooting' it at a target in range will cause you to fire a fake fireball at the target. Great for parties and magic tricks!
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Flaash
The Flaash is a toy to help keep track of a team based game, originally "Tag!", and looks suspiciously identical to one of the flashes that security use. A close examination reveals its plastic and mass manufactured nature, however.
When you win this from the arcade, it spawns in a box along with a reversible electronics-enhanced beanie hat. Using it in hand will switch it between blue and red.
Wearing the hat puts you on that colour's team, and using a Flaash on a member of the other colour's team will play the flash sound and knock the target over for a few seconds.
Using it on someone not wearing the hat will only play the flash sound, however, and not knock them over.
Ideally you'd use this with friends to formulate your own game, and while designed for playing tag, you can certainly come up with your own fun uses.
Also look for bundles containing Lazer gun instead of Flaash. These are rare, and fire a lazerbeam coloured based on the Flaash beenie colour you're wearing, looks like a laser gun and makes an authentic sound, but does nothing besides knock over opposing team members like the Flaash and make a neat light show.
----
Toy Bat Swarm
Love RC cars and planes, and ever wanted to spook your crew members? Well now you can!
Winning this from the arcade presents you with a box, containing a remote control and a deployable bat canister.
This realistic rubberized set of four bats will fly in unison when you deploy them from the canister, leaving you with the empty canister and the bats hovering in midair.
You can then activate the control to pilot the bats around, and click on people to make realistic bat squeaking action and fake attack messages.
Laugh and gloat as they run for cover, then go recapture your bat drones in the handy dandy canister for nice and easy storage.
Note: If someone ever lasers or bashes them to death in a panic, you can bug an electrician or take some time out to use some tools and wire and a soldering iron to patch them up good as new.
