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Yet Another Stupid Death - Goonstation Edition
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Hey, I was faffing about today when I was inspired to create a YASD list for goon. Now, for those who don't know YASD lists are a list of all those actions that, despite there easy avoidability, still frequently lead to peoples deaths. Feel free to contribute as you come up with them.
  • Eating Floor Pills

    Eating the Brain Burger

    Eating THE MONSTER

    Eating anything the chef makes

    Discount Dans

    Touching Artifacts

    Grabbing the light grenade

    Hugging a space bear

    Fucking with the monkeys

    Drinking discount brand booze

    Doing anything with erebite

    Farting on a bible

    Having your day in court

    Hugging the energy beam

    Exploring deep space alone

    Walking on Mars without protection

    Falling off a cliff

    Waiting at the bottom of the elevator shaft

    Huffing Plasma

    Huffing Bomb mix plasma

    Summoning the glitch drone

    Amateur bomb making

    Amateur chemistry

    Amateur botany

    Amateur genetics

    Staring directly into the abyss

    Eating the server

    Breaking the server

    Eating the sun

    Stealing the sun

    Checking the engine room.

    Fighting the owls

    Fighting George

    Touching wires

    Ignoring Blood Loss

    Getting in a fist fight with a changeling

    Being security

    Being captain

    Eating spider eggs

    Trusting wizards

    Hugging a science ghost

    Using the prototype RCD

    Using the clowns revolver

    Using the bartenders revolver

    Tipping your fedora.
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Visiting Medical

Visiting Genetics

Visiting the station
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#3
Attacking THE OVERBEE

One on One Changeling Wrestling

Using the escape pods
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#4
Ass Day
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#5
Punching the Macho Mann

Visiting a wasp while being naked and without anything

Punching a bee in front of a lot of bees

Testing space to see if you still need a spacesuit
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#6
Going on a trip to the adventure zone.
Running into the void portal
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#7
Farting on the King in Yellow.

Getting stunned by Mr. Beepsky around a bunch of martians.
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#8
Getting stunned by Ol' Harner while you're in the middle of fire-fighting.

Sitting in the observation area above the test chamber to watch a fellow scientist's experiment.
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#9
Forgetting to turn off internals when the tank is empty

Stopping to answer someone's question
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#10
Getting arrested by beepsky for having a flamethrower when you are in the process of using it to fight the blob.
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#11
Misspelling your name when writing up a new law for the AI.
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#12
Tripping over from an addiction when running away from a headspider.
Yes this happened.
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#13
Forgetting to don a gasmask before mixing up meth.
This has killed me at least 3 times.
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#14
Running into the PTL laser when there's a crazy engineer on the station frown
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#15
"Law 1 is no longer in effect"
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