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Hey, I was faffing about today when I was inspired to create a YASD list for goon. Now, for those who don't know YASD lists are a list of all those actions that, despite there easy avoidability, still frequently lead to peoples deaths. Feel free to contribute as you come up with them.
- Eating Floor Pills
Eating the Brain Burger
Eating THE MONSTER
Eating anything the chef makes
Discount Dans
Touching Artifacts
Grabbing the light grenade
Hugging a space bear
Fucking with the monkeys
Drinking discount brand booze
Doing anything with erebite
Farting on a bible
Having your day in court
Hugging the energy beam
Exploring deep space alone
Walking on Mars without protection
Falling off a cliff
Waiting at the bottom of the elevator shaft
Huffing Plasma
Huffing Bomb mix plasma
Summoning the glitch drone
Amateur bomb making
Amateur chemistry
Amateur botany
Amateur genetics
Staring directly into the abyss
Eating the server
Breaking the server
Eating the sun
Stealing the sun
Checking the engine room.
Fighting the owls
Fighting George
Touching wires
Ignoring Blood Loss
Getting in a fist fight with a changeling
Being security
Being captain
Eating spider eggs
Trusting wizards
Hugging a science ghost
Using the prototype RCD
Using the clowns revolver
Using the bartenders revolver
Tipping your fedora.
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Visiting Medical
Visiting Genetics
Visiting the station
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BYOND Username: BlackPhoenix0928
Attacking THE OVERBEE
One on One Changeling Wrestling
Using the escape pods
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BYOND Username: medsal15
Punching the Macho Mann
Visiting a wasp while being naked and without anything
Punching a bee in front of a lot of bees
Testing space to see if you still need a spacesuit
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BYOND Username: ErikHanson
Going on a trip to the adventure zone.
Running into the void portal
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BYOND Username: Vunterslaush
Farting on the King in Yellow.
Getting stunned by Mr. Beepsky around a bunch of martians.
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Getting stunned by Ol' Harner while you're in the middle of fire-fighting.
Sitting in the observation area above the test chamber to watch a fellow scientist's experiment.
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Forgetting to turn off internals when the tank is empty
Stopping to answer someone's question
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Getting arrested by beepsky for having a flamethrower when you are in the process of using it to fight the blob.
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Misspelling your name when writing up a new law for the AI.
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Tripping over from an addiction when running away from a headspider.
Yes this happened.
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Forgetting to don a gasmask before mixing up meth.
This has killed me at least 3 times.
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Running into the PTL laser when there's a crazy engineer on the station
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"Law 1 is no longer in effect"
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