Gnomesaw

[Bologna Prime]

The improvised weapons option for the workbench lets you combine any two objects, but there are only like 2 actual recipes for it. One of these recipes doesn't function at all and the other is a poor weapon as you can actually miss the stab.
Let's change this by putting a chainsaw in Gnome Chompski.

A gnome saw could possibly be durable enough to be used without breaking, or it could just be a cooler chainsaw.

[medsal15]

It's a gnome, it's a chainsaw, it's Gnomesaw!

[vampirate]

Ad like a 50/50 chance of "Chompsky finds you unworthy and slices you!" or something make the suicide option carve the players head into the form of a chompsky hat (corpse appears to be wearing a chompsky hat, does not destroy the brain)

[Archenteron]

Gnomesaw is rea-dy