more transformer artifacts

[misto]

u see the borging artifact around sometimes, but there could be counterparts to it for other artifact types

precursor: turns u into monky
martian: turns u into martian
wizard: makes u grow long white beard
eldritch: ??? maybe it could cause that thing where ur skin falls off and u become a skeleton person, or maybe it could just suck u in and kill u and spawn a bloodling or science ghost or one of those spooky things that measure u and then take ur flesh off (it should make a scary noise and give a warning so that the person can run away from it and not die)

ok and i even searched variants of "artifact transform" and "transforming artifact" and stuff here to try to check if its been suggested before and i didnt find anything quite like this.

[Mageziya]

I suppose with the new trait system, some artifacts could be made to give people traits.

[Marquesas]

I suppose with the new trait system, some artifacts could be made to give people traits.

I'd call it the traitor.

[babayetu83]

there should be a reverse borging artifact

in that it turns cyborgs into humans

[Grizzwold]

I was hoping the thread would be about artifacts that transformed into mobs. Like, that artifact is actually a decepticon or something. Then it kills you because that's how artifact research seems to work.

[Berrik]

Artifacts that transform people into meat cubes, boogiebots, man-eating plants, plasma spores, etc sound cool.

[Silvercloud29]

there should be a reverse borging artifact

in that it turns cyborgs into humans

I always wanted a way to fuck with borgs and turn them to humans.

[BaneOfGiygas]

there should be a reverse borging artifact

in that it turns cyborgs into humans

I like this idea. Turning cyborgs back into humans tends to be a rather laborious process, so having an artifact that does this would be pretty cool.

Here's another idea: How's about an artifact that turns everything in a particular radius to a different color when activated, as if you splashed colorful reagent everywhere?

[Archenteron]

there should be a reverse borging artifact

in that it turns cyborgs into humans

I always wanted a way to fuck with borgs and turn them to humans.

Fat humans? Fat humans who go "Wooo!"?

[DyssalC]

Transformer artifact that turns you into the legit martian, not the diplomat one, would be incredible.

[Pacra]

I suppose with the new trait system, some artifacts could be made to give people traits.

I'd call it the traitor.

Best thing I've heard all day.

[atomic1fire]

there should be a reverse borging artifact

in that it turns cyborgs into humans

I like this idea. Turning cyborgs back into humans tends to be a rather laborious process, so having an artifact that does this would be pretty cool.

Here's another idea: How's about an artifact that turns everything in a particular radius to a different color when activated, as if you splashed colorful reagent everywhere?

I really like the idea of an artifact gun that just changes the color of the thing it hits/everything it hits including the floor, like a color thrower.

I wanna show up and be like LOOKS LIKE CAPTAIN IS GREEN WITH ENVY. PEW PEW

AI: A crewmember is on a not so colorful rampage, he's turning everything green.

Also a reverse borg artifact would be cool, as is a lizarding artifact.