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Best moments ever thread 2.0
If it keeps happening I'll try and get more details for a bug report, but I'm hoping this was just a funny bug. I irreversibly mutated after a radstorm started and I got caught in the centre of a blast. I was teleporting into windows, making weird sounds, changing colour, and randomly colouring the tile I stood on, even after an entire vendor of mutadone.

Did I forgot to mention spontaneously combusting? Because I was spontaneously combusting. In a 3 x 3 fireball that also ignited things around me:

Quote:Dions Dopamine has analyzed Peter Connolly's vitals.
Dions Dopamine says, "You're fine"
You put the silver sulfadiazine patch on your arm.
The silver sulfadiazine soothes your burns.
Dions Dopamine says, "You big baby"
Peter Connolly pets Dr. Acula!
Peter Connolly says, "I'm really not"
Peter Connolly says, "I'm mutated"
Peter Connolly is engulfed in a column of flames!
Dr. Acula dies!
Peter Connolly says, "See?"
Dions Dopamine screams!
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Lost Generation SA Wrote:If it keeps happening I'll try and get more details for a bug report, but I'm hoping this was just a funny bug. I irreversibly mutated after a radstorm started and I got caught in the centre of a blast. I was teleporting into windows, making weird sounds, changing colour, and randomly colouring the tile I stood on, even after an entire vendor of mutadone.

Did I forgot to mention spontaneously combusting? Because I was spontaneously combusting. In a 3 x 3 fireball that also ignited things around me:

Quote:Dions Dopamine has analyzed Peter Connolly's vitals.
Dions Dopamine says, "You're fine"
You put the silver sulfadiazine patch on your arm.
The silver sulfadiazine soothes your burns.
Dions Dopamine says, "You big baby"
Peter Connolly pets Dr. Acula!
Peter Connolly says, "I'm really not"
Peter Connolly says, "I'm mutated"
Peter Connolly is engulfed in a column of flames!
Dr. Acula dies!
Peter Connolly says, "See?"
Dions Dopamine screams!
Sounds like you got EXTREMELY unlucky and got smacked with Booster Gene Q. It makes a bunch of miscellaneous bad shit happen, probably just below Mutagenic Field as far as bad mutations to have goes.
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Does Mutadone not cure that? I did adminhelp to ask if I had unwittingly done something I shouldn't have, as the catching fire thing was the same as the EHLLM Philip Davis was turned into a few days a go for getting BODMAS wrong.

The damage from bursting into flames was surprisingly low. I survived to the end of the round by staying in medbay, even after a wizard attacked me. It helped that Dallas took the brunt of his fireball, as he was STILL trying to cure me. Dallas died, and while trying to drag him to the cloner I got warped into Pathology, where I went into cardiac arrest without a nanomed. I then warped next to the port a med full of instant epinephrine, which only convinced me further that an admin was messing with me :downs:
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Lost Generation SA Wrote:Does Mutadone not cure that? I did adminhelp to ask if I had unwittingly done something I shouldn't have, as the catching fire thing was the same as the EHLLM Philip Davis was turned into a few days a go for getting BODMAS wrong.

The damage from bursting into flames was surprisingly low. I survived to the end of the round by staying in medbay, even after a wizard attacked me. It helped that Dallas took the brunt of his fireball, as he was STILL trying to cure me. Dallas died, and while trying to drag him to the cloner I got warped into Pathology, where I went into cardiac arrest without a nanomed. I then warped next to the port a med full of instant epinephrine, which only convinced me further that an admin was messing with me :downs:

The best way to deal with booster Q is to just have someone store it in the machine. Also booster Q warps you around along with other random nonsense.
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There was this round, I was a cyborg, there was an admin bus in the where medbay is. Anyways, I touched it. Nothing. During the round, more insane stuff happened. The AI core had geese in it. Everyone was trying to kill the geese, but the AI wanted the geese alive. I pulled one over to the emergency shuttle bay. During my time frolicking around, I found that the space goose had been killed. I then found an artifact saying "You're a dead man!" Over and over. Then I went into the science lab hall. I heard something. I went into chemical and found a bunch of THE GOOSE. I went in. Terrible Idea! frown I was hit by eggs in every direction. I managed to carry one out, but then I exploded because of eggs being fired at me.
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I started as Detective Reaver Jones, the one and only member of the security team. While smoking away in my office and watching cameras, I saw the captain tase our resident Senator when he entered the bridge, remove his headset, and whip out an implanter. Thinking quickly, I snapped photographic evidence of him holding the implanter and sticking the senator for later. With damning evidence in hand, I hunkered down in my office to wait for backup. Grace Schiff came aboard as the HoS, we met up in security, and I revealed the photographic evidence. Me and Grace were in the middle of planning a sting when the captain walked in on us, and promptly got a stun baton smack down. We let him go, sans his unspent implants, hat, and weapon. He didn't quit trying to be a nuisance, so the next time he was caught, we had a different punishment for him.

Reaver Jones attempts to force Peter Xanax to drink from Rum.
Grace Schiff attempts to force Peter Xanax to drink from Tequila.
Reaver Jones attempts to force Peter Xanax to drink from Rum.
Grace Schiff attempts to force Peter Xanax to drink from Tequila.
Reaver Jones attempts to force Peter Xanax to drink from Rum.
Grace Schiff attempts to force Peter Xanax to drink from Tequila.
Reaver Jones makes Peter Xanax drink from the Rum.
Reaver Jones attempts to force Peter Xanax to drink from Rum.
Grace Schiff makes Peter Xanax drink from the Tequila.
Grace Schiff attempts to force Peter Xanax to drink from Tequila.
Reaver Jones makes Peter Xanax drink from the Rum.
Reaver Jones attempts to force Peter Xanax to drink from Rum.
Peter Xanax says, "This is very rude"
Grace Schiff makes Peter Xanax drink from the Tequila.
Grace Schiff attempts to force Peter Xanax to drink from Tequila.
Reaver Jones makes Peter Xanax drink from the Rum.
Reaver Jones attempts to force Peter Xanax to drink from Rum.
Grace Schiff makes Peter Xanax drink from the Tequila.
Grace Schiff attempts to force Peter Xanax to drink from Tequila.
Reaver Jones makes Peter Xanax drink from the Rum.
Reaver Jones screams!
Reaver Jones attempts to force Peter Xanax to drink from Rum.
Grace Schiff makes Peter Xanax drink from the Tequila.
Grace Schiff attempts to force Peter Xanax to drink from Tequila.
Reaver Jones makes Peter Xanax drink from the Rum.
Reaver Jones attempts to force Peter Xanax to drink from Rum.
Grace Schiff makes Peter Xanax drink from the Tequila.
Grace Schiff attempts to force Peter Xanax to drink from Tequila.
Reaver Jones makes Peter Xanax drink from the Rum.
Reaver Jones attempts to force Peter Xanax to drink from Rum.
Grace Schiff makes Peter Xanax drink from the Tequila.
Grace Schiff attempts to force Peter Xanax to drink from Tequila.
Reaver Jones makes Peter Xanax drink from the Rum.
Nothing left in Rum, oh no!
Grace Schiff makes Peter Xanax drink from the Tequila.

We left him in a drunken stupor, cuffed to a bar seat. Later, someone came by and kidnapped him for ass removal. It was a great round overall, and none of us managed to get onto the shuttle because of a traitor mechanic producing over 40 cloaking field generators. What a round.
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I recently cut out my heart and drained my blood and walked around the station confusing medics until someone finally caught on to the fact of me being a ling, I then hid in void.
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Pigbear2 Wrote:I recently cut out my heart and drained my blood and walked around the station confusing medics until someone finally caught on to the fact of me being a ling, I then hid in void.
also apparently my old account got blacklisted for whatever reason so I had to make a new one
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I love when people have the patience and flair for kidnapping.
Warning: long.
The mixture knits together into a fibrous, bloody mass.
You inject 5 units of the solution.
The syringe now contains 10 units.
Rite Krel says, "Dions"

The mixture knits together into a fibrous, bloody mass.

You inject 5 units of the solution.
The syringe now contains 5 units.

Dexter Grifflez screams!

Dions Dopamine salutes.

The mixture knits together into a fibrous, bloody mass.

You inject 5 units of the solution.
The syringe now contains 0 units.

You fill the syringe with 5 units of the solution.



Escaped Mental Patient [145.9] says, "SCYAR TIN"

You inject 5 units of the solution.
The syringe now contains 0 units.

You fill the syringe with 5 units of Dions Dopamine's blood.

Rite Krel says, "He needs anti tox"

The mixture knits together into a fibrous, bloody mass.

You inject 5 units of the solution.
The syringe now contains 0 units.

Rite Krel flips in Dexter Grifflez's general direction.

Dexter Grifflez screams!

Dions Dopamine says, "who"
Dexter Grifflez says, "DYING"

Rite Krel shakes Dexter Grifflez, trying to wake them up!

Dions Dopamine asks, "dex?"

Dexter Grifflez screams!

Dions Dopamine says, "you arent dying"

Rite Krel says, "Yeah"

Dexter Grifflez says, "I'M TOXIN."

Dexter Grifflez says, "GIMMIE ANTI-TOXIN."

Dexter Grifflez screams!

You have added Syringe to the first aid.

Escaped Mental Patient [145.9] says, "ICEE BEYEEM"

Walter Poehl [148.9] says, "let him in"

You have added the large beaker to the first aid.

Rite Krel breaks wind noisily!

Dions Dopamine says, "lets see"

Dexter Grifflez says, "THANK YOU DOCTOR"

You have analyzed Dexter Grifflez's vitals.

--------------------------------

Analyzing Results for Dexter Grifflez:

Overall Status: 71% healthy

Damage Specifics: 0 - 0 - 0 - 29

Key: Suffocation/Toxin/Burns/Brute
Body
Temperature: 24.3389°C (75.81°F)

Blood level: 500 units

1 chemical agent found in Dexter Grifflez.

ethanol - 3.86707

Felix Dangers [145.9] exclaims, "KIDNAPPING!"

Walter Poehl [148.9] says, "I'M COLD NOW"

You apply the styptic powder patch to Dexter Grifflez.

Dexter Grifflez screams!
Dexter Grifflez screams!

Dexter Grifflez throws the skull chalice.

Dions Dopamine says, "there"

Dexter Grifflez farted! It smells like something died.

Dexter Grifflez busts out some mad moves.

Rite Krel throws the skull chalice.

Dions Dopamine asks, "want me to kiss your booboos too?"

Nothing left in the skull chalice, oh no!

Dions Dopamine throws the skull chalice.

Mathew Atweeke [145.9] asks, "Where are you Felix?"

Spraynard Kruger [145.9] slurs, "AAII"

Dions Dopamine farts! It sounds wet and smells like rotten eggs.

Rite Krel says, "Please do"

Dexter Grifflez says, "PAYMENT FOR SERVICES RENDERED."

Rite Krel says, "Kiss them"

Dions Dopamine does a flip!

Walter Poehl [145.9] says, "ai track my jacket"

Walter Poehl [145.9] says, "quick"

Rite Krel fires the taser gun at the floor!

You are hit by the energy bolt!
...
You can almost hear something...

You begin to recover.
...
You can almost hear something ...

You're restrained! You can't move!

You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!

You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!

You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!

Dions Dopamine stammers, "hhhheyy eeyy"

Dions Dopamine says, "no noeed to get rough gents"

Dexter Grifflez folds the chair.

Dions Dopamine says, "im a reasonable girl"

Rite Krel says, "Now what will the station do"

Dions Dopamine is buckled in by Dexter Grifflez.

Dions Dopamine says, "oh man"

Dexter Grifflez says, "WELCOME TO"

Rite Krel says, "That they dont have the only competent doctor"

Dexter Grifflez says, "THE KIDNAPPENING."

Rite Krel says, "DUN DUN DUUUNNN"

Dexter Grifflez screams!

Dions Dopamine says, "i always knew id die in maint"

Rite Krel says, "Anyways"

Rite Krel tries to remove something from Dions Dopamine!

Dexter Grifflez screams!

Rite Krel removes PDA-Dions Dopamine from Dions Dopamine!
Dions Dopamine says, "wait wait"

Dions Dopamine says, "theres cigarettes in the box in my backpack"

Dions Dopamine says, "can i at least have one last smoke"

Dexter Grifflez exclaims, "I love nicotine!!!"
Dexter Grifflez tries to remove something from Dions Dopamine!

Rite Krel tries to remove something from Dions Dopamine!

Dexter Grifflez removes the satchel from Dions Dopamine!

Dexter Grifflez tries to put the cigarette on Dions Dopamine!

Dexter Grifflez drops the the cigarette. Guess they've had enough for the day.

Dexter Grifflez tries to remove something from Dions Dopamine!

Dexter Grifflez removes the cigarette butt from Dions Dopamine!

Dions Dopamine drops the the cigarette butt. Guess they've had enough for the day.

Dexter Grifflez tries to put the cigarette on Dions Dopamine!

Dions Dopamine says, "also a lighter in my left pocket"

Dexter Grifflez puts the cigarette on Dions Dopamine!

Dexter Grifflez says, "If this cigarette is full of port"

Dexter Grifflez says, "I'm afraid we're too weak."

Dexter Grifflez tries to remove something from Dions Dopamine!

Dexter Grifflez removes the zippo lighter from Dions Dopamine!

Without even breaking stride, Dexter Grifflez flips open and lights the the zippo lighter in one smooth

movement.

Dexter Grifflez lights Dions Dopamine's the cigarette with the zippo lighter.

Dexter Grifflez attacks Dions Dopamine in the head with the zippo lighter!

Rite Krel [145.9] says, "CREW, WE HAVE ABDUCTED THE ONLY COMPETENT MEDICAL DOCTOR ON STATION. WE DEMAND THE

50000 CREDITS, MATERIAL FORM, OR YOU ABILITY TO HEAL WILL BE GONE"


Dexter Grifflez screams!

You hear a quiet click, as Dexter Grifflez shuts off the the zippo lighter without even looking what they're

doing. Wow.

Dions Dopamine says, "thanks"

Elise Garrett [145.9] exclaims, "HOW RUDE! I LIKE IT!"

Dexter Grifflez says, "I wish I had gotten that toxins access."


Dexter Grifflez says, "Then we could plant a bomb under Dions and leave her to be a good hostage alone."

Dions Dopamine screams!

Dions Dopamine says, "oh god"

Rite Krel says, "Put them behind a bunch of glass with no shoes"

Dions Dopamine screams!

Rite Krel says, "And a bomb ticking down"

Dions Dopamine says, "thats some saw shit"

Dexter Grifflez says, "You can sort glass."

Dions Dopamine says, "oh god"

Dexter Grifflez screams!

Rite Krel says, "Wow"

Dexter Grifflez says, "I wish those had been explosive cigarettes."

Rite Krel says, "That needs to be removed right now"

Rite Krel says, "Me too, a little."

Dions Dopamine says, "thatd be fun"

Dions Dopamine says, "but nah"

Dions Dopamine says, "just wanna look cool as i die"

Rite Krel says, "Well, I guess they don't care about you"

Rite Krel says, "Even though youre a great doctor"

Dexter Grifflez says, "You will only die if the payment doesn't come through."

Dions Dopamine cries.

Dions Dopamine flips in Dexter Grifflez's general direction.

You begin to recover.

Rite Krel says, "Wish doctoring was harder on goon"

Dions Dopamine weeps.
Dexter Grifflez says, "No good deed goes unpunished."

Dions Dopamine says, "yeah"

Dexter Grifflez says, "Welp."

Dexter Grifflez says, "I'll prepare the crusher."

Dions Dopamine says, "OH GOD"

Dions Dopamine says, "youre gonna snidley whiplash me arent you"
Dexter Grifflez says, "It is ready."

Dions Dopamine screams!

Dions Dopamine is unbuckled by Dexter Grifflez.

Dions Dopamine says, "oh god"

Dions Dopamine says, "what a world"

Rite Krel has added the box to the satchel!

Dexter Grifflez says, "Dions."

Dions Dopamine says, "hi"

Dexter Grifflez says, "For crimes of not being a profitable hostage."

Dexter Grifflez says, "You are sentenced to death."

Dexter Grifflez says, "How do you plea."
Dions Dopamine says, "I DONT WANT TO DIE"

Dions Dopamine says, "OH GOD"

Dions Dopamine sobs.

Rite Krel has added Research Headset to the box!

Rite Krel screams!

Dions Dopamine weeps.

Dexter Grifflez slaps Dions Dopamine across the face! Ouch!

Dions Dopamine screams!

Dexter Grifflez says, "GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF."

Dexter Grifflez screams!

==Guy in a sec outfit shows up right outside disposals==
Rite Krel farts delicately.
Dions Dopamine says, "OH FUCK"

Dions Dopamine says, "HELP"

Dions Dopamine says, "HELP"

Dexter Grifflez grabs hold of Dions Dopamine!

Escaped Mental Patient shows you: Escaped Mental Patient's ID Card

(ButtButtButtButtButtButtButtButtButtButtButtButtButtButtButtButtButt): assignment:

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Dexter Grifflez waves.

Dions Dopamine says, "NO"
*beep*

Dions Dopamine screams!

Dexter Grifflez has grabbed Dions Dopamine aggressively (now hands)!

Dexter Grifflez throws Dions Dopamine.

You hear a grinding sound!
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Found some more fairly old screen shots from late 2011 to 2012. I intentinally included the chat-boxes, just to see if anyone recognizes their old name or old players.

Ye old brig, with execution chamber. Lots of familiar mobs even today, don't remember much about the green space bear though.
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A wonderful greating back home, George Melon's masks and all. Still remember the chair that would gib you, fun times.
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A favorite thing for admins to do back then was to cover your screen with a ton of stuff (or SS13 breaking). Back before you could click it away.
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Quite interesting to see the list of admins, and none of them I've seen of late. Wonder if they're even still active or not. And fire.
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Meet the Vagnineer, quite possibly the most annoying mob in the entire game. So much sound spam.
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For those not familiar, this is the bomb room in Zeta (a perfect place to eat people as a changeling I might add). Note the round start bomb on the RDs desk (and you can guess how that went), and his lovely pet blob and space kuzu plant.
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Finally Syndicate Man, and more old admins.
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DEAD: Ghost (London Dryfus) laments, "I am not good at traitor"
The Emergency Shuttle has docked with the station! You have 3 minutes to board the Emergency Shuttle.
This is a floor.
Dr. Headcrab says, "Derp"
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Technically after
OOC: Toastscience: WE MADE MONEY!!!
OOC: GrimDarkflame: Bombed the shit out of myself though
OOC: Urist McGrek: How was my AIing?
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Quote:Osborn Buttsteak drop kicks Derek Wells (as Catch me to get an ID change)!
Derek Wells (as Catch me to get an ID change) falls into the disposal outlet!
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So what ID did the disposal outlet want?
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Wizards are not good surgeons.

American Wizard In Space has added Teleportation Scroll to the backpack!
You are resting. Click 'rest' to toggle back to stand.
Eli Nath asks, "Oh are you to perform the surgery?"
You are resting. Click 'rest' to toggle back to stand.
American Wizard In Space nearly drops the scalpel!
You start bleeding!
Grandma Agnes [145.9] says, "He's logged into his stupid headset"
Ted Crilly says, "OH GOD"
American Wizard In Space cuts your head open with the scalpel!
American Wizard In Space saws open your skull with the circular saw!
Eli Nath claps.
Eli Nath says, "Oh"
American Wizard In Space removes the connections to your brain with the scalpel!
Ted Crilly says, "ARE YOU TRAINED"
You are resting. Click 'rest' to toggle back to stand.
Robert Black screams!
American Wizard In Space severs your brain's connection to the spine with the circular saw!
Ted Crilly seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Mike Markerson says, "Sir"
H.E.M.P. Master [145.9] states, "Burt Dankers should be a better Barber"
Robert Black screams!
Eli Nath says, "Wait I thought he was in for an appendectomy"
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