More stable vending machines

[Roomba]

The coffee vending machines appear to have a 100% chance of tipping over onto you when you remove your card from them. How is a spaceman supposed to get his daily dose of caffeine?

[Vunterslaush]

I do that all the time and it doesn't happen to me.

[Frank_Stein]

You have to retrieve your card? I've always just had mine swipe and then enter my pin.

[UrsulaMejor]

You have to retrieve your card? I've always just had mine swipe and then enter my pin.

when you click your name to log your card off it sometimes shows a message saying "when trying to pull out your card, the machine comes with it!" and it topples on top of you.

[Erev]

Never ever seen this.

[Frank_Stein]

Yeah, this is the first I've heard of this. Is your card still in your hand when you do that? I swipe, put my card back in it's slot, make my selections, and then log off.

[maxiumattack]

You just have terrible luck or the machines hate you.