Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Spy_Guy]

So uh we did a dungeon and this happened

Geoff Goldman [145.9] exclaims, "I AM GEOFF GOLDMAN!"

Geoff Goldman [145.9] exclaims, "THE MOST ROBUST MAN WHO EVER LIVED!"

Geoff Goldman [145.9] exclaims, "TIME TO UNLEASH MY TRUE POWER!"

Geoff Goldman [145.9] exclaims, "ASHES TO ASHES!"

After the last sentence was spoken the station blew up and everyone gibbed.

ADMIN LOG: Explosion with power 4.38013e+06 in area Chapel (191,177,1)

[Sam Guivene]

So uh we did a dungeon and this happened

Geoff Goldman [145.9] exclaims, "I AM GEOFF GOLDMAN!"

Geoff Goldman [145.9] exclaims, "THE MOST ROBUST MAN WHO EVER LIVED!"

Geoff Goldman [145.9] exclaims, "TIME TO UNLEASH MY TRUE POWER!"

Geoff Goldman [145.9] exclaims, "ASHES TO ASHES!"

After the last sentence was spoken the station blew up and everyone gibbed.

ADMIN LOG: Explosion with power 4.38013e+06 in area Chapel (191,177,1)

Is it even possible to have an explosion going into multiple Z levels, also... my god!

[Nubcake]

Damian Garneys farts in Dr. Kay's face!
Damian Garneys farts in Dr. Kay's face!
Damian Garneys farts in Dr. Kay's face!
Dr. Kay's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Dr. Kay's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Dr. Kay screams!
Damian Garneys screams!

FARTALITY

[Conor12]

So I decided to play some CARDS OF DOOM. The game was Snap. The winner gets one wish, the loser has to jump into lava.

Round 1: Vs. Julius Chauvin (Daire)
After about 16 cards, a couple of people sacraficing themselves to lava, getting stole from telescience and deleting their pad, I draw a matching card.
"SNAP". He jumps in the lava.


Round 2: Vs. Swasksilo Humbulembe (Winklabom)
The telescientist is back for revenge. Too bad I also drew a matching card this game.
"SNAP". He jumps in the lava.


Round 3: Vs. Flappo the Festive (Velisan)
The local clown. He puts his shoes on the table. I draw a matching card very early. I put the card on the table, I'm on a winning streak, nothing can stop me.
"SNAP" yells the clown.
I look at the clown in horror.
I jump in the lava, defeated.


The clown earns his clown car.

[atomic1fire]

http://i.imgur.com/CAJgDou.png

This is so dumb but funny.

Someone built a wall of lit ciggerettes to keep the blob from eating escape.

Also I got the engine working for the first time ever, and built a device to help the mechanics out.

http://i.imgur.com/IfY83ir.png

They had some dude breaking into mechanics, I set up a graviton accelerator + pressure switch, so that if he ever came back he'd be shot out. I called it a gravmine

Problem is another guy found it, started shooting themselves out of mechanics repeatedly and the mechanic got mad and tried to beat him to death

[atomic1fire]

Someone also suggested that the cakehat might be useful against blob. I tested it a while later during a round against a blob and it turns out a cakehat can both keep a blob out, and keep a blob from eating you if you wear it.

Cakehats are magic.

[BaneOfGiygas]

I spawned as a Scientist and, after taking on the role of Research Director upon the original one going braindead, I contracted airborne GBS. I then promptly went to the test chamber to incinerate myself.

Fast forward a while, and suddenly I spawn as Krampus 2.0, with the sole direction to "fuck shit up." I wondered how I was going to be able to adequately do so, being a cube of meat with no limbs, access, or method of speech...but then I discovered that, if I picked up an item, it was basically gone forever. I promptly flopped over to medbay, stripped and subsumed the inventory of one of the nearby corpses, and happened upon the Captain. I swiftly removed the Captain's heirloom cowboy boots, snatched them, and flopped off, the Captain trying to kill me in an absolute rage afterwards. However, being the immortal Krampus, the Captain's attacks were pretty much useless, though I did get tasered to the point that I was actually rendered deaf. Somehow.

Upon adminhelping my deafness problem, something unexpected happened: I was suddenly no longer Krampus and was now a Blob Overmind. You see, in the round prior, I had gotten emagged as a cyborg but had no real way of knowing due to emagged laws being a bit buggy. One of the admins apparently took pity on what was basically a lost antagonist round and granted me the chance to play as a blob. Not soon after spawning, the emergency shuttle was called, so I plopped myself down in tech storage and began work, knowing that I'd have to work pretty fast to make it to a populated area. Surely enough, through my ruthless expansion strategies, basically all of the escape hallway was enveloped in blob by the time the shuttle arrived...and then I went onto envelop the emergency shuttle itself. I ended up getting blindsided by two people coming in from an external airlock with welders, but given the sudden circumstance, the fact that this was my first time playing as a blob, and the time limit I was running on, I think I did a pretty damn good job as a blob.

I took on the RD's identity, stole and obliterated the Captain's shoes, and turned the entirety of the escape wing into a deathzone, all in one round. Most entertaining game I've had to date, I'd say.

[Mageziya]

Side note: Krampus isn't immortal. He can be killed with explosives, such a macro bombs. This I learned from personal experience the other day. :downs:

[Sam Guivene]

Side note: Krampus isn't immortal. He can be killed with explosives, such a macro bombs. This I learned from personal experience the other day. :downs:

So kill it with the explosive power of thors hammer itself will kill anything

[Conor12]

Merry Christmas and all that crap.

[KikiMofo]

So I finally learned how to do canister bombs and well...this happened.

http://imgur.com/a/41GHD#0

I like bombs. They go Boom.

[Silvercloud29]

So I finally learned how to do canister bombs and well...this happened.

http://imgur.com/a/41GHD#0

I like bombs. They go Boom.

I can feel a pending nerf coming along.

[LinkDaWolf]

So I finally learned how to do canister bombs and well...this happened.

http://imgur.com/a/41GHD#0

I like bombs. They go Boom.

I can feel a pending nerf coming along.

im pretty sure like, 5 people know how to make cannister bombs. you never see them get used and they're super obvious. i think they'll be kept as-is unless everyone and their mother begins using them 10 times a round

plus kiki is the bomb guy i'm pretty sure he could make a pipe bomb that blows up the entire station if he put his mind to it

[Archenteron]

So I finally learned how to do canister bombs and well...this happened.

http://imgur.com/a/41GHD#0

I like bombs. They go Boom.

That... that was multiple canister bombs, right? You didn't delete the station with just one... right?

[Convair880]