Stapler

[a spooky relic]

Useful office item, can add pieces of paper together. Perhaps combine all the text on each paper with a "------------------------------------" border inserted between each separate page's text content when stapled into the stack, for the immersion-considerate illusion of page turning via notepad popup. Special secret: When showing a stack of papers to the AI via a camera, it can only see the top page. Traitors can use this to forge meat import checklists.

[Splatpope]

aka make the medical stapler function as an actual stapler, I like it, please do this