hammers

[crasscrab]

i just realized we dont have hammers other than the powered hammer what kind of space station doesnt have hammers????

[atomic1fire]

What kind of space station needs hammers, unless you plan on doing some fancy space carpentry.

[Natsumehack]

What kind of space station needs hammers, unless you plan on doing some fancy space carpentry.

The kind mario will visit.

[Weavel]

Glass-Smashing emergency hammers in emergency toolboxes that barely hurt people but are great for smashing windows
Rubber mallets that you can squeak over the captains head until he shoots you to death
A gavel for gavelling

[Crumplehat]

Glass-Smashing emergency hammers in emergency toolboxes that barely hurt people but are great for smashing windows
Rubber mallets that you can squeak over the captains head until he shoots you to death
A gavel for gavelling

Squeaky toy hammers exist in game already but they're woefully inaccessible short of admin shenanigans.

[crasscrab]

i just wanna throw hammers all over the place

[Natsumehack]

Glass-Smashing emergency hammers in emergency toolboxes that barely hurt people but are great for smashing windows
Rubber mallets that you can squeak over the captains head until he shoots you to death
A gavel for gavelling

Squeaky toy hammers exist in game already but they're woefully inaccessible short of admin shenanigans.

This is my new goal, I will squeaky toy hammer all antag roles to death.

[Amuys]

Maul breaching tools.

[Crumplehat]

Glass-Smashing emergency hammers in emergency toolboxes that barely hurt people but are great for smashing windows
Rubber mallets that you can squeak over the captains head until he shoots you to death
A gavel for gavelling

Squeaky toy hammers exist in game already but they're woefully inaccessible short of admin shenanigans.

This is my new goal, I will squeaky toy hammer all antag roles to death.

They're basically toy swords though they don't actually do any damage.

[TheDarkFlame]

Hammers on help intent should have a small chance of fixing literally anything. Maybe even people?

[crasscrab]

lets play the hammer game

[atomic1fire]

Some kind of forging hammer + anvil might be kinda cool, like a zlevel specific construction thing (letting people make swords to stab each other with on the station would be dumb, but as a reward for finding a specific zlevel, why not). Pound metal into swords and shields for nerd costumes.

Sir honkalot's LARP costume is complete!

[Frank_Stein]

What kind of space station needs hammers, unless you plan on doing some fancy space carpentry.

Considering all the silly things already on the station, a wood shop would be kind of fun. Get wood logs from cutting trees in botany. Cut them into boards using a table saw. Use tools on the boards to make them into: barricades, fancy hardwood floor tiles, wooden chairs and tables, crates, coffins, stakes for vampires, birdhouses for bees and owls, trains and toys for christmas, wooden clogs that make clomp noises when you walk in them.

Or tie people to logs and send them slowly down the table saw.

[atomic1fire]

What kind of space station needs hammers, unless you plan on doing some fancy space carpentry.

Considering all the silly things already on the station, a wood shop would be kind of fun. Get wood logs from cutting trees in botany. Cut them into boards using a table saw. Use tools on the boards to make them into: barricades, fancy hardwood floor tiles, wooden chairs and tables, crates, coffins, stakes for vampires, birdhouses for bees and owls, trains and toys for christmas, wooden clogs that make clomp noises when you walk in them.

Or tie people to logs and send them slowly down the table saw.

The Woodcraft Department would go at least two days without an accidental limb removal, probably.

What purpose does the woodcraft department serve on a space station? Fine carved goods, limb removals, and sawdust everywhere. Cut wood to convert it into pellets for the engine stove or furniture for the station. Convert it into paper with the materials system, or make woodchip tiles that act like broken glass shards but are actually flammable floor tiles. Relive childhood memories of stepping on wood chips at the park without shoes.

[Crumplehat]

Give the Engineering borg wood carving tools.

Because he never was very good at conquering worlds he just wanted to carve little wooden reindeer.