Buttes' dumb ideas

[Noah Buttes]

This is where I put all my little ideas that aren't big enough to deserve their own threads.

For my inaugural dumb idea, I propose that wizards be able to spend 1 point to buy a crate full of jelly bean bags.

[Noah Buttes]

I also propose that spymasters that complete every objective should get a reward like vampires do, maybe a tuxedo or some shit?

[Noah Buttes]

Give wizards stuff to buy with collected butts. Make it so rathen's secret is even more useful than it already is.

Purchasable butt items:

1 butt: butt sandals that fart when you walk
5 butts: a buttlerbot that dispenses mugwort tea periodically
10 butts: a magibutt (miniputt) that shoots butts, it's basically a reskinned syndie putt.
15 butts: a tome of super fart: grants you the super fart mutation, but with 1/3 the normal cooldown.
20 butts: favor of the fart gods: lets you summon a spectral emission event with a 5 minute cool down.

Note, the price in butts is per each, and butts are consumed when used to purchase something.

[Noah Buttes]

My final idea for now: put more donut boxes on the station.

There's only three, and they're all on the northern half of the station.

[Noah Buttes]

Give the CE a pet. One of those cute cave spider things. Spiders are industrious, just like the Chief Engineer should be.

[Noah Buttes]

randomize the contents of the costume crate QMs can order.

[Klayboxx]

This is my thread too;

bring back water bottles

[atomic1fire]

Most of those ideas are p dumb.

Also are water bottles removed? couldn't you just buy a water bottle from the vending machine or steal one from the gym.

Maybe the personal lockers could spawn with water bottles. I don't really know what you would need water for.

[YJHGHTFH]

Give the CE a pet. One of those cute cave spider things. Spiders are industrious, just like the Chief Engineer should be.

please do not give the ce one of my spiders tia

[Noah Buttes]

Make it possible to put hats on medibots. It can't be that much different from guardbuddies since they look so similar.

[Toybasher]

I like the butt currency idea.

On a side note, what DOES mugwort tea do?

I heard it reduces spell cooldown but I've used it and seen no difference.

Is it just to be used for golems?

[Noah Buttes]

I like the butt currency idea.

On a side note, what DOES mugwort tea do?

I heard it reduces spell cooldown but I've used it and seen no difference.

Is it just to be used for golems?

I think it actually heals wizards.

Another idea: Thrown plungers should have a chance of sticking to people's faces.

[Noah Buttes]

Genetic power: metamorphic composition

Basically, it lets you absorb the properties of a material. Be a literal man of steel just by touching the floor! Be a reverse king midas and turn yourself into gold! Be the life of the party with miracle matter! Become a walking Chernobyl with cerenkite! The possibilities are endless!

[Noah Buttes]

Why can't you cook donk pockets with a welder or an igniter?

[DyssalC]

Genetic power: metamorphic composition

Basically, it lets you absorb the properties of a material. Be a literal man of steel just by touching the floor! Be a reverse king midas and turn yourself into gold! Be the life of the party with miracle matter! Become a walking Chernobyl with cerenkite! The possibilities are endless!

Blow people away with your amazing erebite skin!