Printer destruction

[BlakeJohnson]

Please let us smash up those piece of shit DWAINE linked printers, Office Space style. Either with fists and feet or fire extinguishers and toolboxes.

"Roger Wilco slams the printer with the fire extinguisher!"

[BadClown]

Please enable us to rip the printers from the table and club each other to death with them.

"Wave Tennegan smashes the printer into Roger Wilco's head!"

[BlakeJohnson]

Reference video

[BlakeJohnson]

In addition, let us nerds sabotage printers, make them print garbage, randomised fonts and letter sizes and a chance for the printer to actually catch fire!


(Yes, lp0 on fire)

[AngriestIBM]

they already can jam and catch fire
they have always been able to do this

[BlakeJohnson]

I've seen them jam, but in what circumstances can the printers actually catch fire?

[Dabir]

I'd say the first condition is actually using the printers.

[APARTHEID]

they already can jam and catch fire

ACCORDING TO ME, THE AI SPAMMING THE GENETICS PRINTOUTS, THIS DOES NOT EXIST

[Archenteron]

they already can jam and catch fire

ACCORDING TO ME, THE AI SPAMMING THE GENETICS PRINTOUTS, THIS DOES NOT EXIST

The Genetics consoles have built-in photoprinters and don't have actual physical printer devices sitting nearby, so~

[BlakeJohnson]

I have spammed a certain navy SEAL related story from a printer and the end result was only one jam and 5 paper refills