A MAGICAL CLOWN ROPE

[Saintish]

You know what would be an interesting clown item? A long, multicolored cloth rope that the clown can tie to objects and place in his pocket, so when Security Officers frisk him they have to keep pulling it out over and over until it's gone.

[KikiMofo]

You know what would be an interesting clown item? A long, multicolored cloth rope that the clown can tie to objects and place in his pocket, so when Security Officers frisk him they have to keep pulling it out over and over until it's gone.

Yes this sounds like it would be funny.

[Lavastage]

Sec McNerdstopper pulls out a piece of rope!
Sec McNerdstopper pulls out a orange piece of rope!
Sec McNerdstopper pulls out a yellow piece of rope!
Sec McNerdstopper pulls out a green piece of rope!
Sec McNerdstopper pulls out a blue piece of rope!
Sec McNerdstopper pulls out a indigo piece of rope!
Sec McNerdstopper pulls out a violet piece of rope!

Sec McNerdstopper says, "Ugh clown how much GODDAMN ROPE DO YOU HAVE?!?!?"

Yes. YES.

the rope links should be automatically dragged by eachother, so red is dragged by orange, orange by yellow, etc.

[MollyMillions]

Bingles the Clown twists a multicolored handkerchief rope around Sec McNerdstopper's neck!
Sec McNerdstopper gasps.
Sec McNerdstopper gasps.
Sec McNerdstopper siezes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless.
Bingles the Clown stares.

[Zamujasa]

Bonus points if there's some way to tie it between chairs or walls, so that the first person to run across it trips and falls on their face. Honk.

[atomic1fire]

If people are gonna use it as a traitor item then it could probably just be a clownesque traitor item.

Otherwise as a innocent clown gag to mess with security it's perfectly fine without the murder and trip dudes features.

Also on that note maybe clown could also get a spring snake he or she can put into boxes or book bags that immediately jump out when people look inside.

[VictorMAngoStein]

the trip dudes feature is fine, clowns already have a pda that does exactly the same thing