Best moments ever thread 2.0

[thehman03]

Unpowered*


Fuck when is this board going to have an edit button?

It probably never will, for good reason, if you were to break the rules you could edit it out, thus effectively preventing you from being banned, it's better this way.

[Zadeon]

Unpowered*


Fuck when is this board going to have an edit button?

It probably never will, for good reason, if you were to break the rules you could edit it out, thus effectively preventing you from being banned, it's better this way.

I don't mean to go off topic but surely admins can see original post and edits done to them? I know plenty other forums that do this.

[Admiral jimbob]

[Weavel]

have u ever painted a dong instead of administration duties

[AffableGiraffe]

I'm scared by those pictures. I'm not sure I ever want to be around when that happens.

What the honest flying fuck did I miss.

I'm scared to even ask.

HEH.
HEH

[Kovirii]

Unpowered*


Fuck when is this board going to have an edit button?

It probably never will, for good reason, if you were to break the rules you could edit it out, thus effectively preventing you from being banned, it's better this way.

phpBB has to have some addon that lets you queue edits for moderation.
? http://area51.phpbb.com/phpBB/viewtopic....08&t=42893 ?

[YJHGHTFH]

pictured: i fucked up
the blue is npcs being made, the red is them beating the shit out of me, and that's only a small part of the logs
this continued for um
30 minutes

the aftermath:

so yeah um go me

[Archenteron]

SCIENCE

I logged onto LLJK #1 about ten minutes ago with the intent of testing out some science (after my test killed me on #2). The server was hella laggy, and I found out why when I walked into the bar and got ambushed by the killfrenzy of your life bomb that was still going 260+ minutes into the round. Managed to call the shuttle then blow up a chunk of the bar/myself to speed things along. Good lord, man.

[Aesculus]

I, too, have made a flamethrower.

[Conor12]

we fucked up

I'm scared to even ask.

I was killed by a rastafarian hat.

Once cloned, I got into a vicious fight with a bio hood. I then butchered the bio hood and ate it's meat.

[Weavel]

As a borg, I set up and used every ounce of plasma on station to melt everyone

Then while gloating on the shuttl
I got shanked by Spiderman

don't trust spidey kids that fuckers stab central

[rulib]

Voice-activated PDA detonator that also repeats back what you exploded. I love the mechanics stuff.

Rue Libbe says, "020181ac"
Sound Synthesizer says, "sender=020180cd&command=text_message&message=BOOM&batt_adjust=906DETEpsilon=5603&sender_name=Farmer Jeff&address_1=020181ac"
Rue Libbe says, "0200039f"
Sound Synthesizer says, "sender=020180cd&command=text_message&message=BOOM&batt_adjust=906DETEpsilon=5603&sender_name=Farmer Jeff&address_1=0200039f"
Rue Libbe says, "0200c005"
Sound Synthesizer says, "sender=020180cd&command=text_message&message=BOOM&batt_adjust=906DETEpsilon=5603&sender_name=Farmer Jeff&address_1=0200c005"
Rue Libbe says, "02017d01"
Sound Synthesizer squawks, "sender=020180cd&command=text_message&message=BOOM&batt_adjust=906DETEpsilon=5603&sender_name=Farmer Jeff&address_1=02017d01"

[Convair880]

Metallurgy can be dangerous. I figured this was going to happen, but I had to try it anyway for science! The blast also set off a stack of erlitz metal in my backpack as well as a nearby erlitz wall.

This is Fine Moebite pipe frame.
Two small pipes joined together with grooves cut into the side. It is made of Moebite.
[...]
Your eyes sting a little.
You hollow out the pipe.
the hollow pipe frame explodes!
[...]
Robert Green's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Robert Green's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Robert Green's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Robert Green's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Robert Green seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...

[Lantern]

Metallurgy can be dangerous. I figured this was going to happen, but I had to try it anyway for science! The blast also set off a stack of erlitz metal in my backpack as well as a nearby erlitz wall.

This is Fine Moebite pipe frame.
Two small pipes joined together with grooves cut into the side. It is made of Moebite.
[...]
Your eyes sting a little.
You hollow out the pipe.
the hollow pipe frame explodes!
[...]
Robert Green's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Robert Green's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Robert Green's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Robert Green's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Robert Green seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...

Erebite chairs, floor tiles, computer frames. THE LIST GOES ON

[APARTHEID]

Code:

You swallow the quirky shredder.
What an explosive burst of flavor!
HOLY FUCK!!!!
John Johnson screams!
Holy shit, you start tripping balls!
John Johnson's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Paper Bin catches on fire!
Paper Bin catches on fire!
the blue jumpsuit catches on fire!
the blue jumpsuit catches on fire!
the blue jumpsuit catches on fire!
the blue jumpsuit catches on fire!
the blue jumpsuit catches on fire!
the blue jumpsuit catches on fire!
Brown Shoes catches on fire!
Brown Shoes catches on fire!
Brown Shoes catches on fire!
Brown Shoes catches on fire!
Brown Shoes catches on fire!

Just another day, Spigot the Bear and me sharing mystery pills out of an unlabeled bottle.