Polis Bullhorn

[atomic1fire]

Have one by the pool so someone can play lifeguard, or steal it and institute protests because the wizard is a cool guy.

[Bobbeh]

"WHAT DO WE WANT?!"
"MORE FARTS!!!"
"WHEN DO WE WANT IT?!"
"WHEN THE CAPTAIN'S LYING DOWN!"


this could literally never go wrong

[atomic1fire]

If it means security has an actual reason to use the caspaicin grenades and smoke guns then yes, it could literally never go wrong.

[Captain_Bravo]

How about this, too:

Bullhorn + Vuvuzela + battery = Jury-Rigged Enhanced Vuvuzela.

Acts like a flash, in that you get a random amount of shots (Between 2-5?) before it breaks, and you have to screwdriver it open, and replace the battery and the bullhorn's buzzer.

[Bobbeh]

It should explode on failure

[Kovirii]

How about this, too:

Bullhorn + Vuvuzela + battery = Jury-Rigged Enhanced Vuvuzela.

Acts like a flash, in that you get a random amount of shots (Between 2-5?) before it breaks, and you have to screwdriver it open, and replace the battery and the bullhorn's buzzer.

Emag it and send a 3x1 blastwave shooting down the hall.