Best moments ever thread 2.0

[YJHGHTFH]

all from a single egg (or near enough)

[TheTrixRabitt]

Spoiler!

James Baxter says, "check this out guys"
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
James Baxter says, "Hector"
James Baxter farted! It smells like something died.
James Baxter farts. It smells like pizza!
Ettore Hector Boiardi says, "Check this out, James."
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
James Baxter laughs! His breath smells like a fart.
James Baxter farts egregiously.
Ettore Hector Boiardi attacks James Baxter in the groin with the cyalume saber!
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
James Baxter farted! It smells like something died.
The sword is now active.
Ettore Hector Boiardi attacks James Baxter in the chest with the cyalume saber!
James Baxter has been knocked down!
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
James Baxter says, "OH JEEZ"

Ettore Hector Boiardi (as Ve'thal) says, "Ling"
Chang E. Ling says, "yea"
Ettore Hector Boiardi (as Ve'thal) asks, "Have you ever heard about jedi?"
Chang E. Ling says, "indeed I have"
Chang E. Ling says, "I"
Ettore Hector Boiardi (as Ve'thal) says, "Well you should know the next part..."
Chang E. Ling says, "'need to get my arm swon back on"
Chang E. Ling says, "be back"
Ve'thal attacks Chang E. Ling in the chest with the cyalume saber!
Chang E. Ling says, "just wait here"
Ve'thal attacks Chang E. Ling in the chest with the cyalume saber!
The sword is now active.
Ve'thal attacks Chang E. Ling in the chest with the cyalume saber!
Chang E. Ling has been stunned!
Ve'thal attacks Chang E. Ling in the chest with the cyalume saber!
Chang E. Ling has been knocked down!
Richard Grabber [145.9] exclaims, "Oh no, fuego!"
Chang E. Ling gasps, "FFuucckkkeeerr"
Ve'thal attacks Widdly Scuds in the chest with the cyalume saber!
Chang E. Ling gasps, "wwhhyyy"
Chang E. Ling [145.9] gasps, "hhellp aaaattt esssccaappee"
Chang E. Ling [145.9] gasps, "eeddddii are hhooossillleeee"
Sarah Inn [145.9] asks, "Edi?"
Chang E. Ling [145.9] gasps, "Jeeddii"

Ettore Hector Boiardi (as Ve'thal) asks, "Hugh?"
Ettore Hector Boiardi [145.9] asks, "Hugh?"
Hugh Wuertz says, "Sup."
Hugh Wuertz [145.9] says, "Sup."
Ettore Hector Boiardi (as Ve'thal) asks, "You ever hear about jedis?"
Lawrence Jackson [145.9] says, "AI please open this door"
Hugh Wuertz says, "Nope."
The soda machine beeps, "Decirprevo. The sophisticate's bottled water."
Ve'thal attacks Hugh Wuertz in the chest with the cyalume saber!
Ettore Hector Boiardi (as Ve'thal) exclaims, "Well you will now!"
The sword is now active.
Ve'thal attacks Hugh Wuertz in the chest with the cyalume saber!
Hugh Wuertz has been knocked down!
Ve'thal attacks Hugh Wuertz in the chest with the cyalume saber!
Ve'thal attacks Hugh Wuertz in the chest with the cyalume saber!
Hugh Wuertz has been knocked down!
The soda machine beeps, "Grones Soda! Where has your bottle been today?"
Ve'thal attacks Hugh Wuertz in the chest with the cyalume saber!
Ve'thal attacks Hugh Wuertz in the head with the cyalume saber!
Chang E. Ling [145.9] says, "mining needs an operating table"
Ve'thal attacks Hugh Wuertz in the chest with the cyalume saber!
Hugh Wuertz has been stunned!
Ve'thal attacks Hugh Wuertz in the chest with the cyalume saber!
Hugh Wuertz seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...

Ettore Hector Boiardi says, "You sir are, stabby."
Ettore Hector Boiardi attacks Sir Stabby in the chest with the cyalume saber!
Ettore Hector Boiardi attacks Sir Stabby in the chest with the cyalume saber!
The sword is now active.
Ettore Hector Boiardi attacks Sir Stabby in the chest with the cyalume saber!
Sir Stabby has been knocked down!
Ettore Hector Boiardi attacks Sir Stabby in the right arm with the cyalume saber!
Sir Stabby cries.
Ettore Hector Boiardi attacks Sir Stabby in the chest with the cyalume saber!
Sir Stabby has been knocked down!
Ettore Hector Boiardi attacks Sir Stabby in the chest with the cyalume saber!
Ettore Hector Boiardi attacks Sir Stabby in the chest with the cyalume saber!
Sir Stabby has been knocked down!
Solomon Hill [145.9] says, "This is the song of my native tribe"
Ettore Hector Boiardi attacks Sir Stabby in the chest with the cyalume saber!
Sir Stabby seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless..

[TheTrixRabitt]

The station is corrupt.

Spoiler!

Ettore Hector Boiardi exclaims, "Oh!"
Jebediah Kerman asks, "what's your case?"
Ettore Hector Boiardi says, "Cool"
Ettore Hector Boiardi says, "To sue a certain someone."
The soda machine beeps, "Everyone can see Orange-Aid is best!"
Jebediah Kerman asks, "but who??"
Ettore Hector Boiardi says, "He calls himself George."
Jebediah Kerman asks, "George the dog?"
Ettore Hector Boiardi says, "Every night he talks to himself, and it wakes me up."
Ettore Hector Boiardi exclaims, "Yes, exactly!"
Jebediah Kerman exclaims, "we'll sue this dog for your lack of sleep!"
Ettore Hector Boiardi says, "He always says, "Bark, woof!"."
Ettore Hector Boiardi nods.
Jebediah Kerman asks, "do you know where the dog is?"
Ettore Hector Boiardi exclaims, "Yes!"
Ettore Hector Boiardi exclaims, "I'll get him!"
Jebediah Kerman says, "please drag him in to the coutroom"
Ettore Hector Boiardi nods.
Ettore Hector Boiardi does a flip!
Ettore Hector Boiardi exclaims, "Got 'em!"
Ettore Hector Boiardi exclaims, "You're going down, mutt!"
Ettore Hector Boiardi does a flip!
Jebediah Kerman exclaims, "alright!"
Ettore Hector Boiardi does a flip!
Jebediah Kerman says, "we need someone to defend the dog"
Ettore Hector Boiardi says, "Ask someone on the radio."
Lily Lilington seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless...
Lily Lilington gasps.
Jebediah Kerman [145.9] asks, "Attention crew! George the dog is being sued by Ettore Hector Boiardi for a lack of sleep. We need someone to defend the dog, is anyone willing?"
Kobe Watson [145.9] says, "I will do it"
Jebediah Kerman says, "hello kobe"
Kenzy Rosesteel says, "I havent seen him"
Kobe Watson says, "Hello"
Ettore Hector Boiardi glares.
Deadter Chesman [145.9] says, "I will defend George."
CPUCAKE [145.9] states, "I can see him in the court room."
The snack machine beeps, "A fresh delight is only a bite away!"
Kobe Watson says, "I am here too support my client"
Your intent is now set to 'grab'.
Ettore Hector Boiardi has grabbed Lily Lilington passively!
Ettore Hector Boiardi has failed to grab Lily Lilington aggressively!
The soda machine beeps, "Cool, refreshing Lime-Aid - it's good for you!"
Ettore Hector Boiardi has failed to grab Lily Lilington aggressively!
Kobe Watson points to George
Ettore Hector Boiardi throws Lily Lilington.
Jebediah Kerman says, "okay I will be the judge"
Jebediah Kerman exclaims, "state your case Ettore!"
Damian Garneys farted! It smells like something died.
Damian Garneys says, "i kinda needed that but whateves"
Jebediah Kerman slams their palms against the court bench!
Ettore Hector Boiardi exclaims, "Every freakin night, this dog barks. With some loud ass music by some jackass who thinks he can join a jazz band or some shit! I always awaken fromt his loud shit!"
The snack machine beeps, "Twice the calories for half the price!"
Deadter Chesman slams their palms against the reinforced table!
Ettore Hector Boiardi exclaims, "I'm fed up with it!"
Deadter Chesman says, "Poo"
Jebediah Kerman says, "alright"
Ettore Hector Boiardi exclaims, "GHOST!"
Ettore Hector Boiardi points to the chair
Jebediah Kerman asks, "what compensation are you looking for?"
You hear muffled speech... but nothing is there...
Ettore Hector Boiardi says, "To have him put a muzzle night on at night, or we get a cat."
Ettore Hector Boiardi says, "Cats aren't loud, mostly."
CPUCAKE [145.9] states, "Report to the courtroom to witness a trial."
Deadter Chesman slams their palms against the reinforced table!
Deadter Chesman says, "objection"
Ettore Hector Boiardi screams!
Kobe Watson says, "HEY"
Kobe Watson says, "I AM THE LAWYER HERE"
Deadter Chesman says, "I have a 100% better argument"
Kobe Watson says, "Hmm"
Jebediah Kerman says, "you may have another if you please kobe"
Ettore Hector Boiardi raises an eyebrow.
You hear muffled speech... but nothing is there...
You hear muffled speech... but nothing is there...
Kobe Watson says, "What is your argument"
Without even breaking stride, Ettore Hector Boiardi flips open and lights the Zippo lighter in one smooth movement.
Deadter Chesman says, "Disturbing the peace is to be handled by security, not the court system"
Miguel Atweeke [145.9] says, "it was Deadter Chesman"
Deadter Chesman says, "and the client isn't allowed to take compensation for such"
CPUCAKE [145.9] declares, "there sure is some stuff heating up in the courtroom!!!"
The snack machine beeps, "Try our new nougat bar!"
Kobe Watson says, "You make a good pooint"
Deadter Chesman [145.9] says, "Yo Miguel"
Deadter Chesman [145.9] says, "what did you just say about me you nerd"
Ettore Hector Boiardi exclaims, "Well, we should sue the HoS for not taking care of this problem!"
The soda machine beeps, "Decirprevo. The sophisticate's bottled water."
Deadter Chesman says, "You can't sue the HoS."
Kobe Watson says, "The is a even better idea"
Deadter Chesman says, "For he is the law."
Ettore Hector Boiardi exclaims, "I PDA mesage him frequently to have him take care of the dog!"
Jebediah Kerman says, "your case is thrown out on the ground that disturbing the peace is a criminal matter not a civil one Ettore"
Jebediah Kerman exclaims, "and it's a dog!!!"
Ettore Hector Boiardi exclaims, "How's he even alive? No one even feeds the dog?!"
Ettore Hector Boiardi screams!
Ettore Hector Boiardi exclaims, "FUCK!"
Your intent is now set to 'harm'.
Kobe Watson says, "How does that work"
Ettore Hector Boiardi [145.9] says, "Thats some shit."
Ettore Hector Boiardi says, "Thats some shit."

What has been edited out of this is Lily Lillington dying from a Vampire right next to us, and getting mad at me when I died.

[AffableGiraffe]

The station is corrupt.

Spoiler!

Ettore Hector Boiardi exclaims, "Oh!"
Jebediah Kerman asks, "what's your case?"
Ettore Hector Boiardi says, "Cool"
Ettore Hector Boiardi says, "To sue a certain someone."
The soda machine beeps, "Everyone can see Orange-Aid is best!"
Jebediah Kerman asks, "but who??"
Ettore Hector Boiardi says, "He calls himself George."
Jebediah Kerman asks, "George the dog?"
Ettore Hector Boiardi says, "Every night he talks to himself, and it wakes me up."
Ettore Hector Boiardi exclaims, "Yes, exactly!"
Jebediah Kerman exclaims, "we'll sue this dog for your lack of sleep!"
Ettore Hector Boiardi says, "He always says, "Bark, woof!"."
Ettore Hector Boiardi nods.
Jebediah Kerman asks, "do you know where the dog is?"
Ettore Hector Boiardi exclaims, "Yes!"
Ettore Hector Boiardi exclaims, "I'll get him!"
Jebediah Kerman says, "please drag him in to the coutroom"
Ettore Hector Boiardi nods.
Ettore Hector Boiardi does a flip!
Ettore Hector Boiardi exclaims, "Got 'em!"
Ettore Hector Boiardi exclaims, "You're going down, mutt!"
Ettore Hector Boiardi does a flip!
Jebediah Kerman exclaims, "alright!"
Ettore Hector Boiardi does a flip!
Jebediah Kerman says, "we need someone to defend the dog"
Ettore Hector Boiardi says, "Ask someone on the radio."
Lily Lilington seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless...
Lily Lilington gasps.
Jebediah Kerman [145.9] asks, "Attention crew! George the dog is being sued by Ettore Hector Boiardi for a lack of sleep. We need someone to defend the dog, is anyone willing?"
Kobe Watson [145.9] says, "I will do it"
Jebediah Kerman says, "hello kobe"
Kenzy Rosesteel says, "I havent seen him"
Kobe Watson says, "Hello"
Ettore Hector Boiardi glares.
Deadter Chesman [145.9] says, "I will defend George."
CPUCAKE [145.9] states, "I can see him in the court room."
The snack machine beeps, "A fresh delight is only a bite away!"
Kobe Watson says, "I am here too support my client"
Your intent is now set to 'grab'.
Ettore Hector Boiardi has grabbed Lily Lilington passively!
Ettore Hector Boiardi has failed to grab Lily Lilington aggressively!
The soda machine beeps, "Cool, refreshing Lime-Aid - it's good for you!"
Ettore Hector Boiardi has failed to grab Lily Lilington aggressively!
Kobe Watson points to George
Ettore Hector Boiardi throws Lily Lilington.
Jebediah Kerman says, "okay I will be the judge"
Jebediah Kerman exclaims, "state your case Ettore!"
Damian Garneys farted! It smells like something died.
Damian Garneys says, "i kinda needed that but whateves"
Jebediah Kerman slams their palms against the court bench!
Ettore Hector Boiardi exclaims, "Every freakin night, this dog barks. With some loud ass music by some jackass who thinks he can join a jazz band or some shit! I always awaken fromt his loud shit!"
The snack machine beeps, "Twice the calories for half the price!"
Deadter Chesman slams their palms against the reinforced table!
Ettore Hector Boiardi exclaims, "I'm fed up with it!"
Deadter Chesman says, "McRib"
Jebediah Kerman says, "alright"
Ettore Hector Boiardi exclaims, "GHOST!"
Ettore Hector Boiardi points to the chair
Jebediah Kerman asks, "what compensation are you looking for?"
You hear muffled speech... but nothing is there...
Ettore Hector Boiardi says, "To have him put a muzzle night on at night, or we get a cat."
Ettore Hector Boiardi says, "Cats aren't loud, mostly."
CPUCAKE [145.9] states, "Report to the courtroom to witness a trial."
Deadter Chesman slams their palms against the reinforced table!
Deadter Chesman says, "objection"
Ettore Hector Boiardi screams!
Kobe Watson says, "HEY"
Kobe Watson says, "I AM THE LAWYER HERE"
Deadter Chesman says, "I have a 100% better argument"
Kobe Watson says, "Hmm"
Jebediah Kerman says, "you may have another if you please kobe"
Ettore Hector Boiardi raises an eyebrow.
You hear muffled speech... but nothing is there...
You hear muffled speech... but nothing is there...
Kobe Watson says, "What is your argument"
Without even breaking stride, Ettore Hector Boiardi flips open and lights the Zippo lighter in one smooth movement.
Deadter Chesman says, "Disturbing the peace is to be handled by security, not the court system"
Miguel Atweeke [145.9] says, "it was Deadter Chesman"
Deadter Chesman says, "and the client isn't allowed to take compensation for such"
CPUCAKE [145.9] declares, "there sure is some stuff heating up in the courtroom!!!"
The snack machine beeps, "Try our new nougat bar!"
Kobe Watson says, "You make a good pooint"
Deadter Chesman [145.9] says, "Yo Miguel"
Deadter Chesman [145.9] says, "what did you just say about me you nerd"
Ettore Hector Boiardi exclaims, "Well, we should sue the HoS for not taking care of this problem!"
The soda machine beeps, "Decirprevo. The sophisticate's bottled water."
Deadter Chesman says, "You can't sue the HoS."
Kobe Watson says, "The is a even better idea"
Deadter Chesman says, "For he is the law."
Ettore Hector Boiardi exclaims, "I PDA mesage him frequently to have him take care of the dog!"
Jebediah Kerman says, "your case is thrown out on the ground that disturbing the peace is a criminal matter not a civil one Ettore"
Jebediah Kerman exclaims, "and it's a dog!!!"
Ettore Hector Boiardi exclaims, "How's he even alive? No one even feeds the dog?!"
Ettore Hector Boiardi screams!
Ettore Hector Boiardi exclaims, "FUCK!"
Your intent is now set to 'harm'.
Kobe Watson says, "How does that work"
Ettore Hector Boiardi [145.9] says, "Thats some shit."
Ettore Hector Boiardi says, "Thats some shit."

What has been edited out of this is Lily Lillington dying from a Vampire right next to us, and getting mad at me when I died.

my body was right there you ass butt

[Zadeon]

I had the fabricator on repeat, and there was enough materials left to make 100 more.

[BillyMays]

The engineers decided to set the engine on a hellburn while a satan pig and other things rampaged across the station. Eventually, it reached over 100 GW and evolved into a black hole.Spoiler!

[Crumplehat]

I didn't save the logs or anything but in a round last night when we were GETTIN DAT FUKKIN PIG, I was turned into a vampire and joined the hunt. I didn't kill the pig the first time; I don't know who did, but while it was running around as a slab of meat, I grabbed a knife from the kitchen and chopped it into bacon. This A) put down the beast for good, and B) left a human behind (presumably Spoiler!

the admin playing it

someone who'd been eaten by the pig, or the human form of the pig). I naturally proceeded to eat the left behind bacon and the human both. I killed the pig, drank its blood.

I lost my cursed nazi gold somewhere along the way, but it was just as well, the thrill of the HUNT was reward enough. When the pig's satanic devil hog brother came for revenge, I rejoined the battle with it. By that time I had accumulated full power, and my rejuvenate was keeping me well near 100 health at almost all times.

The round ended with the engine achieving some ungodly number of GWs, turning into a black hole, and the shuttle leaving while me and the devil pig clashed as immortal titans in the wreckage of the collapsing station.

[Lavastage]

Spoiler!

Dan McStan says, "hello sir"
Kobe Watson (as Captain) says, "Hey Hop"
Joseph Prevatt stammers, "hhii"
Joseph Prevatt does a flip!
Janet Jakobsson [145.9] asks, "Shuttle already?"
Kobe Watson (as Captain) says, "Want a some tea"
Dan McStan says, "dont mind us while we fight to the death"
Joseph Prevatt stammers, "suuurreeee"
Kobe Watson (as Captain) takes a sip from the tea.
Joseph Prevatt takes a sip from the tea.
Dan McStan says, "now then"
Kobe Watson (as Captain) takes a sip from the tea.
Joseph Prevatt takes a sip from the tea.
Janet Jakobsson [145.9] says, "Not complaining, just seems a bit odd."
Joseph Prevatt takes a sip from the tea.
Kobe Watson (as Captain) climbs up on the chair!
Joseph Prevatt takes a sip from the tea.
Kobe Watson (as Captain) does a flying flip into Dan McStan!
You begin to recover.
Dan McStan says, "i should have brought the old cam corder"
Dan McStan says, "ENGUARD"
Your intent is now set to 'harm'.
Kobe Watson (as Captain) salutes.
Kobe Watson (as Captain) screams!
Kobe Watson (as Captain) says, "OH GOD"
Dan McStan says, "oh my"
Dan McStan says, "my dear cat jones"
Dan McStan says, "you will pay my good sir"
Kobe Watson (as Captain) Throat punches Dan McStan!
Dan McStan says, "now dont drag a civilian into this"
Dan McStan exclaims, "be a gent!"
Dan McStan takes a sip from the tea.
You have added the tea to the backpack.
Kobe Watson (as Captain) climbs up on the chair!
Kobe Watson (as Captain) steps off the chair.
Kobe Watson (as Captain) folds the chair.
The tea sweetens. Visually. Somehow.
Dan McStan exclaims, "good show!"
Kobe Watson (as Captain) climbs up on the chair!
Dan McStan kicks Kobe Watson (as Captain)!
Dan McStan kicks Kobe Watson (as Captain)!
Dan McStan kicks Kobe Watson (as Captain)!
Kobe Watson (as Captain) climbs up on the chair!
Kobe Watson (as Captain) does a flying flip into Dan McStan!
You begin to recover.
Dan McStan punches Kobe Watson (as Captain)!
Joseph Prevatt groans and moans, farting like the world depended on it.
Kobe Watson (as Captain) throws Drinking Glass.
Drinking Glass shatters!
Dan McStan says, "okay then"
Kobe Watson (as Captain) throws Drinking Glass.
Drinking Glass shatters!
Dan McStan says, "lets fight DIRTY"
Dan McStan swings at Kobe Watson (as Captain)!
Joseph Prevatt takes a sip from Drinking Glass.
Kobe Watson (as Captain) throws the emergency toolbox.
Joseph Prevatt takes a sip from Drinking Glass.
Dan McStan throws the chair.
Kobe Watson (as Captain) has been hit by the chair.
Kobe Watson (as Captain) throws the chair.
Dan McStan has been hit by the chair.
Joseph Prevatt twitches.
The snack machine beeps, "Twice the calories for half the price!"
Dan McStan throws the emergency toolbox.
Kobe Watson (as Captain) has been hit by the emergency toolbox.
Dan McStan throws the chair.
Dan McStan folds the chair.
Joseph Prevatt grumbles.
Dan McStan folds the chair.
Dan McStan [145.9] asks, "fleeing from the fight are you?"
Dan McStan asks, "fleeing from the fight are you?"
Dan McStan [145.9] says, "cowardly"
Dan McStan says, "cowardly"
Marck Mierme [145.9] asks, "what fight?"
Joseph Prevatt twitches.
Joseph Prevatt grumbles.
Joseph Prevatt does a flip!
Dan McStan [145.9] exclaims, "duel me to the death!"
Dan McStan exclaims, "duel me to the death!"
Marck Mierme [145.9] says, "ok"
Joseph Prevatt does a flip!
Marck Mierme [145.9] asks, "where is you?"
Dan McStan [145.9] asks, "you are here to kill me after all, are you not?"
Dan McStan asks, "you are here to kill me after all, are you not?"
Joseph Prevatt farts delicately.
Joseph Prevatt hiccups.
Dan McStan [145.9] says, "mark good sir, im talking to the man in red"
Dan McStan says, "mark good sir, im talking to the man in red"
Marck Mierme [145.9] says, "oh"
Joseph Prevatt farts like a goone!
Joseph Prevatt breaks wind!
Kobe Watson (as Captain) fires .38 revolver at the floor!
You are hit by the bullet!
Your the captain's armor softens the hit!
Dan McStan says, "deary me"
Joseph Prevatt grumbles.
Dan McStan [145.9] says, "well good sirs"
Dan McStan says, "well good sirs"
Dan McStan [145.9] says, "this is the end"
Dan McStan says, "this is the end"
Kobe Watson (as Captain) fires .38 revolver at the floor!
You are hit by the bullet!
Your the captain's armor softens the hit!
Kobe Watson (as Captain) fires .38 revolver at the floor!
You are hit by the bullet!
Your the captain's armor softens the hit!
Kobe Watson (as Captain) fires .38 revolver at the floor!
You are hit by the bullet!
Your the captain's armor softens the hit!
Kobe Watson (as Captain) fires .38 revolver at the floor!
You are hit by the bullet!
Your the captain's armor softens the hit!
Kobe Watson (as Captain) fires .38 revolver at the floor!
Kobe Watson (as Captain) fires .38 revolver at the floor!
You are hit by the bullet!
Your the captain's armor softens the hit!
Dan McStan [145.9] gasps, "goooodbbbyyee oold cchhaapps"
Dan McStan gasps, "goooodbbbyyee oold cchhaapps"
Kobe Watson [145.9] says, "Do you sumbit"
Kobe Watson (as Captain) has added .38 revolver to the backpack!
Dan McStan moans.
Dan McStan takes a sip from the tea.
You buckle yourself in.
Dan McStan takes a sip from the tea.
Dan McStan gasps, "yyyooouu wwinnn ssr"
Dan McStan gasps, "ggooodd sshoo"
Dan McStan takes a sip from the tea.
Kobe Watson (as Captain) nods.
Dan McStan takes a sip from the tea.
Dan McStan takes a sip from the tea.
Dan McStan takes a sip from the tea.
Dan McStan gasps, "ggoooooddbbbbyyeeee"
Dan McStan seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Dan McStan gasps.
DEAD: Ghost (Dan McStan) grumps, "hahahahah"

I will say, good sirs, that that was one of the best fights ever.

[FishDance]

Since today was Pagan Egg Day, or Easter, or whatever you want to call it, I decided to have fun and make an egg themed shift. At one point, we were painting eggs together, and it was a blast!
Spoiler!

However, Father RelaXXXe came by, threw sarin grenades at us, melted some of our eggs, and generally made us sad.
Spoiler!

And, well, then this happened.
Spoiler!

But the spirit of Pagan Egg Day lived on, and after we were cloned we managed to move most of the stuff from QM to the escape shuttle, where more merriment was had.
Spoiler!

At least until Father RelaXXXe came by again and injected us with more cyanide and killed us some more.
Rip Pagan Egg Day 2014.

[Weavel]

i went braindead for a moment in genetics and came back to find myself being the object of a tug of war between two dudes, with two bike horns in my hands that I did not own

i honked and honked as hard as i could as they fought and eventually I was dragged to disposals and gibbed after a suspected gunshot wound

[Dabir]

The round type: Spy.
Me: A mindslave Mechanic.

After breaking into Genetics and cloning my spymaster, who'd just expired, I got him to give me a Detomax cartridge and advised him to turn his PDA's send/receive off. Making my way to my office, I scanned the MechComp dispenser and put a frame in my backpack, then headed for Tech Storage. There I set up the MechComp, blew up a dummy PDA with the detomatrix to get the bomb signal. Once I had that, it was just a matter of setting up a few components - two wifi, two signal checkers, a wifi splitter and a signal builder - and getting to work jamming on Scan while walking away and looking innocent. Every time I did, there was a distant beep, followed by a distant BANG. One by one, they all blew up.

All of them.

[Saintish]

Sorry for doublepost, but also, did NO ONE think to post THIS round?

[img]i.imgur.com/o0P4b79[/img]
http://imgur.com/o0P4b79

Jesus fuck, what happened?

[Lantern]

Sorry for doublepost, but also, did NO ONE think to post THIS round?

[img]i.imgur.com/o0P4b79[/img]
http://imgur.com/o0P4b79

Jesus fuck, what happened?

the great box war.

[Weavel]

being arrested by an officer who immediately demanded that I stop being radioactive, then mid-arrest, as we try warn him of the danger, screams "ee DuuNT Heffe TeeME Tuu DeeEE!!"

he then died

[TheTrixRabitt]

I logged on my phone to see this.


Even this game gives me a happy birthday.