Best moments ever thread 2.0

[BlackPhoenix]

I was selling bombs and shit like normal, radiation storm hit, I died with my bombs. Fair number of artifacts. Then, Atomic and Lison get online. Then all the artifacts started detonating with massive explosions. It was terrifying.

[Furbeh]

Thanks to the generosity of Cogwerks, I was able to run around on the station as a gigantic santa gif! I mainly hung out in the bar, standing on the main table as people showered me with food. I also took a few strolls, One to the medbay to visit the sick kids. There was a Naughty Santa running around however, and was devouring everyone in sight, which got me in quite a lot of trouble. Had quite a few people stunning me with the stun baton and flashes! I helped get the crew to start the singularity after 50 minutes passed, and then went with the 3 or so people on the emergency shuttle. Thanks again Cogwerks, was quite a fun round.

[CaptainBravo]

More like a worst moment ever, but made me laugh enough.

I was designated the "top secret traitor replacement" for spacemas and I ran off to arm myself with a flash, a sleepypen, and a revolver. Once that was done I headed to the bar to get myself some access to primo gibtastic machines and sure enough, the chef was sitting out in the open. Stabbed him with my pen and all of a sudden I was the one yawning. I could still hear him beating my sleeping body with his toy sword as I slept.

welp

[APARTHEID]

As a Shambling Abomination, I managed to eat the Welder. It was a tough fight, but overcome by neurotoxin and toxic spit, he fell and I quickly gobbled him up.

I would have tried the same thing on the Smiling Man, but there were too many of 'em and oh god those switchblades are making a mess out of my already horrible body aaaaAAAAaaa

[atomic1fire]

Wait, Smiling man is back, Dear god no. (please don't tell me it's a spamable mob, that thing was creepy enough as a bored admin)

I remember one round where the station ended up a mess of banana peels, laughing gas, and smiling man attacking people with a knife.

[APARTHEID]

Wait, Smiling man is back, Dear god no. (please don't tell me it's a spamable mob, that thing was creepy enough as a bored admin)

I remember one round where the station ended up a mess of banana peels, laughing gas, and smiling man attacking people with a knife.

There were three of them! Er, Make that four, since I couldn't stop spamming the radio, asking people to s m i l e .

[Conor12]

Smiling man and shambling abominations Vs. The crew and a brief alliance with a syndicate team

[HumbleBee]

whats smiling man?

[atomic1fire]

Smiling man is an admin gimmick where the admin plays an unkillable figure who wants people to smile and uses long drawn out sentences full of unnecessary spaces, and in my experience if you don't smile he stabs you to death with a knife.


H e ' s t h e r e a l m c c o y t h a t s m i l i n g m a n <= that except slightly harder to read.

[h3half]

Sometimes if you do smile he stabs you anyways. He is a fickle friend.

[Winged_Chiller]

A few days ago there was a spy round and I was the RD, not a spy. I head into toxins to make my usual bombs and I get mindslave implanted and decide to make six 11X11 bombs and hide them around the station. The bombs are all done about 25 minutes in and the AI goes rogue but then that's sorted as his master dies and he gets reset. I proceed to hide these bombs in choke points around the station, main hallways, medbay and escape. Upon fleeing to space and waiting for a few minutes for my fellow slaves to get into safe areas I detonate all 6 bombs at once (Signal Ace is a wonderful thing). With me hanging around you'll probably hear the sound yourself (I do this every now and then) but dear christ it's near nightmare material. Half the station is gone and I get an admin PM as the lag starts to reside; "Beautiful".

When the round was over a friend of mine who was also playing that round said that he saw the explosion chasing him as he ran away. Nevertheless I was impressed by my work here.

[Conor12]

Sometimes if you do smile he stabs you anyways. He is a fickle friend.

I smiled, but then he noticed I was Conor the Doomed.

[atomic1fire]

I got to be an assistant traitor, thought about it, and decided I would get a security officer job so I could kill the scientist faster.

Didn't need any traitor items (didn't spawn any, didn't even unlock pda), Caught the scientist off gaurd by stunning him, stripping him, handcuffing and then throwing him in the spare parts bin, then disposaling the crate so it looked like I was just destroying a box.

waited a while, then used his scientist id to walk into research, steal a plasma tank, set research on fire, wait a while, then convince everyone that because research was on fire, we should call the shuttle.


/feels good man.

Also that guy that I murdered should blame Strelok M.O for giving me a security officer I.D

[mbc]

Included are some various images of dotty's adventures. I'm posting links to the images because i don't want to hog space.

Rise & Fall of the Bongularity
http://i.imgur.com/otWVi.png
http://i.imgur.com/xJDvH.png

The Most Important Choice Anyone Ever Had To Make:
http://i.imgur.com/IqCJ5.png

The Biggest Pile of Glass that Ever Existed
(Many died that day. Glass so powerful, it would knock whoever stepped on it to 1 health. It couldnt crit for some reason, though. At one point, we were able to torture a syndicate bomber by handcuffing him and pushing him over it. good times.):
http://i.imgur.com/GXijf.png

The Decline of Dotty's Coolbar (view in order):
http://i.imgur.com/ZHX3h.png
http://i.imgur.com/guVHo.png
http://i.imgur.com/cA1JZ.png
http://i.imgur.com/tbodN.png

Redundant cuisine:
http://i.imgur.com/hk7wG.png

I made a painting for the AI:
http://imgur.com/DYMxJ

Just messing with the AI(i find this one particuarly funny, but it's probably not):
http://i.imgur.com/aWikQ.png

[APARTHEID]

Last night, as a security officer, a changeling was quickly discovered eating a fellow coworker who had attempted to be shitty. Given the deceased and the situation, a plan was quickly hatched between all of those on security: Befriend the changeling.

We had to coax it out of hiding, being that it had taken the barman's form, but it eventually acquiesced and met us in the bar. Dr. Katznelson, the captain, however, had grown too impatient and made a quick move on the changeling. After a face full of toxic spit, he gave up the ghost and died.

Wanting to keep the deal, the Head of Personnel, the Detective, and ourselves took it upon ourselves to enact a grand conspiracy: the changeling would assume the duties, responsibilities, and form of the captain. The deal was to feed the changeling corpses to mollify its appetite; if it desired living crew, it would have to do so in silence from BOTH ourselves and the AI.

I guess we scared the changeling a little too badly because it never ended up spitting, stinging, or eating anyone! :( It sure did enjoy Void Station, though.