PCP and Coke

[poland spring]

Bobert and I had a lively discussion about a couple new drugs/reagents. Here is the discussion:
[13:33] <Bobert> make cocaine a new chemical
01[13:33] <Raemuz> yes
[13:33] <Bobert> meth on steroids
01[13:33] <Raemuz> make it part of space cola
01[13:33] <Raemuz> omg
[13:33] <Bobert> but
[13:33] <Bobert> but
[13:33] <Bobert> insanely addictive
01[13:33] <Raemuz> high chance of heart attack too
01[13:33] <Raemuz> yeah bobert
[13:33] <Bobert> Yeah
01[13:33] <Raemuz> HOWEVER
01[13:33] <Raemuz> if you just eat the leaves
[13:33] <Bobert> It would require being snorted or something
01[13:33] <Raemuz> it should be below the addiction threshold
[13:34] <Bobert> Eating a pill would make you just sick
[13:34] <Bobert> and vomit
01[13:34] <Raemuz> haha
[13:34] <Bobert> before dying if it's a lethal dose
01[13:34] <Raemuz> so what, do you target your head and hit yourself with a beaker or
[13:34] <Bobert> pour cocaine onto the floor to make it pile there
[13:34] <Bobert> then click it
01[13:34] <Raemuz> ohhh
01[13:34] <Raemuz> yeah that should be a thing
[13:34] <Bobert> you could keep doing it until it's out
[13:34] <+butt> you could keep doing it unbutt it's out
[13:34] <Bobert> "Richard Grabber snorts a line of cocaine!"
[13:34] <Bobert> "Richard Grabber screams!"
01[13:34] <Raemuz> i can just imagine a crowd of assistants
01[13:34] <Raemuz> huddling in the bar
[13:34] <+pac0_BR> a crowd control smoke
01[13:35] <Raemuz> around a pile of coke
[13:35] <Bobert> Get high off coke and go harass security
[13:35] <Bobert> And yeah it should have like 1 unit doses in certain colas
[13:35] <Bobert> To actually make the chemical you'd need the leaves from botany
[13:35] <Bobert> And do some other shit
[13:35] <nerderror> need pocket mirrors
[13:35] <Bobert> i guess
[13:35] <Bobert> pocket sand
[13:35] <nerderror> well to put lines onto
[13:35] <Bobert> true
[13:36] <Bobert> A traitor baggie of coke
[13:36] <Bobert> pure uncut shit
[13:36] <nerderror> I guess pouring it on tables could make it pour lines
[13:36] <Bobert> Get about 10 minutes of a drug fueled rampage
[13:36] <Bobert> Before your heart literally explodes
[13:36] <nerderror> haha
[13:36] <nerderror> goes off like a microbomb implant
[13:36] <Bobert> Nah
[13:36] <Bobert> You wouldn't gib
[13:36] <Iamgoofball> we had someone code pocket sand for TG but they refused to let us have it unless we removed screwdriver to the eyes blinding people for it
[13:37] <Bobert> "Richard Grabber clutches onto his chest, doubling over!"
[13:37] <nerderror> Bobert: this is SPACE COCAINE
[13:37] <Bobert> You'd gib -after- dying
01[13:37] <Raemuz> that sounds more like space PCP
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[13:37] <nerderror> haha
[13:37] <nerderror> oh shit
[13:37] <nerderror> shhhh its Broodlines
[13:37] <Bobert> ahahah space pcp
[13:37] <Bobert> yesss
[13:37] <nerderror> anyway nice weather we are having.
[13:38] <Bobert> Do PCP
[13:38] <Broodlines> *glare
[13:38] <Bobert> It'd be like an insanely powerful painkiller
01[13:38] <Raemuz> you should just get the movefast and the Macho "run into people and send them flying" thing
[13:38] <nerderror> Space PCP
01[13:38] <Raemuz> that too
[13:38] <Bobert> + give you stimulant powers
[13:38] <nerderror> oh lord
01[13:38] <Raemuz> Basically turns you into an adminbus
[13:38] <Bobert> But you'd hallucinate like shit
[13:38] <Bobert> Like
[13:38] <nerderror> Drug Station 13
[13:38] <Bobert> Hallucinating random-named sec officers
[13:38] <nerderror> indeed
[13:38] <Bobert> Harmbatonning you
[13:38] <Bobert> Make it so everyone looks like they're sec
[13:38] <Bobert> Or syndicates
[13:38] <nerderror> there we go
[13:39] <nerderror> Syndicate and Wizards
01[13:39] <Raemuz> yes haha
[13:39] <+butt> butts haha
[13:39] <Bobert> Yeah
[13:39] <Bobert> "OH GOD GET IT AWAY FROM ME"
[13:39] <Bobert> When people talk it'd be filtered to threats and shit
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[13:39] <nerderror> hahaha
[13:39] <Bobert> "I'M GONNA RIP YOUR FUCKING LIMBS OFF, JOHN MCPUBBS!"
01[13:39] <Raemuz> Actually a drug that made regular players look like antags would be GREAT to sleepypen folks with
01[13:39] <Raemuz> "OH GOD WHY IS EVERYONE A WIZARD"
[13:39] <nerderror> WHERE IS THE DISK AT, PUBBIE MCPUBSTON?
01[13:40] <Raemuz> fake magic missiles flying around
[13:40] <Bobert> Ahah yes
01[13:40] <Raemuz> aaaaaaaaa
[13:40] <nerderror> the best
[13:40] <Bobert> Along with random revolver sounds
[13:40] <Bobert> Cluwne honks
01[13:40] <Raemuz> yes
[13:40] <nerderror> taser shots
[13:40] <Bobert> In reality it'd be a nude assistant beating sec to death
01[13:40] <Raemuz> basically what a bad trip on the other drugs SHOULD DO
[13:40] <Bobert> While babbling about PCP
[13:40] <nerderror> holy hell.
[13:40] <nerderror> the best
[13:40] <+pac0_BR> ahah holy shit
01[13:40] <Raemuz> even paco likes it
[13:40] <Bobert> pac0 agrees
[13:40] <nerderror> forget normal sleepy pens
[13:40] <nerderror> I want one fileld with this
[13:41] <nerderror> filled*
[13:41] <nerderror> proclaim there are syndicate everywhere and stab someone with this fun toy
[13:41] <nerderror> and watch the carnage unfold.
[13:42] <Bobert> Stab sec with PCP
[13:42] <+butt> Butt sec with PCP
[13:42] <Bobert> Also it'd make you think you had 100 health
[13:42] <Bobert> Constantly
[13:42] <Bobert> Help messages would change to punches
[13:42] <Bobert> whatnot
[13:43] <Bobert> You'd have no legs and one arm
[13:43] <Bobert> Zipping through space at light speed
[13:43] <Bobert> 'THEY'RE GONNA GET ME'
[13:43] <nerderror> hahah
01[13:44] <Raemuz> oh my fucking god yes
[13:45] <Bobert> You would pretty much become impossible to habilitate until the drug wears off
[13:45] <nerderror> indeed
[13:45] <Bobert> OD would cause your heart to explode after all of it's out of your system
[13:46] <Bobert> so taking more = live longer
[13:46] <Broodlines> zip lining through spacwe
[13:46] <Broodlines> space*


I will post highlights later but this needed to get out there NOW

[Bobbeh]

since raemuz is a lazy fart lemme explain PCP at least.

PCP could be a traitor-only order, or a secret up there with the other godly awful chems. In basic, it'd be the most powerful painkiller, along with a fuckall mean stimulant. You'd zip about punching shit awfully and all, but the thing is the hallucinations would (if possible) make it so normal crewmen look like syndicates, horror forms, and wizmen, along with fake projectiles from them being spewed at you. Help intent actions could look like punching, and the guy could maybe only hear anything said worded to be a threat.
Richard Grabber says, "hey let's get drunk as fuck" Could automatically change to Richard Grabber says, "LET'S FUCK UP JOHN MCPUBBS!!!" or something. Along with this the OD thresh hold would be pretty low, and actually cause your heart to -explode- when it comes down, so keeping pumped full of paranoia-inducing drugs would be the only way to survive (that is if you don't get a heart attack from such a high dose anyway)

[Captain_Bravo]

I can't believe so many people talked about cocaine for so long without anyone mentioning the Bag of White Powder that admins spawn in from time to time.

[Bobbeh]

yeah i know what it is but it's almost never spawned nowadays

[Sundance]

I am always eager to see more drugs in-game. 420everyday
PCP and cocaine should be botany items, because botany needs it, with the latter also available in space cola like suggested.

Also I am eager to get MDMA in game. It's effects should be very minor, like mdma.
Effects: Puts the funky color overlay like acid, makes your mouth dry (OD'ing on mdma can be prevented by simply drinking water), makes you grin, makes you point at mobs and players, and more importantly: Makes you constantly dance. Just imagine a dude rollin' on e near a bunch of bees.
Pubs mcGee grins like an idiot
Pubs mcGee points at greater domestic bee
Pubs mcGee boogies!
The greater domestic bee buzzes happily

Strap Shitty Bill down to a chair in arrivals, fill him full of mdma, fill the area with bees, watch him and the bee's boogie for arriving guests. Hilarity.

[Bobbeh]

A great idea, more drugs imo

[atomic1fire]

Enough drugs should kill someone.

Seriously there aren't enough poisonings that go on, especially unintentional ones.

I wanna see someone attempt a speedball or whatever and then die right there.

At the very least a toxic traitor item that works exactly like doing drugs. like fake weed or something.

[Bobbeh]

green deathweed

[Captain_Bravo]

Traitor item: spraypaint. Gives you a Syndicate-approved can of spraypaint, with a huge variety of colors. Right-click the can to select the color. Never runs out.

Make yourself a ghetto disguise by spray-painting your jumpsuit if you don't have the crystals to spare on a chameleon suit. Make yourself some devious traps by spray-painting deathweed green. Make yourself a mortal enemy by spray-painting the HoS pink. Can also be used on ID cards to spray-paint over the details, and make it impossible for anyone to read who the card belongs to. (AI and doors can still tell, though.) Can be used on anything, walls, people, items, whatever.

[Kovirii]

Traitor item: spraypaint. Gives you a Syndicate-approved can of spraypaint, with a huge variety of colors. Right-click the can to select the color. Never runs out.

Make yourself a ghetto disguise by spray-painting your jumpsuit if you don't have the crystals to spare on a chameleon suit. Make yourself some devious traps by spray-painting deathweed green. Make yourself a mortal enemy by spray-painting the HoS pink. Can also be used on ID cards to spray-paint over the details, and make it impossible for anyone to read who the card belongs to. (AI and doors can still tell, though.) Can be used on anything, walls, people, items, whatever.

Huffing the paint should give you a syndie-high.

[Xenonia]

Add jet. Mix meth and manure for it. Live out your wastelander dreams