Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Lavastage]

You have added the werewolf serum-flavored ice cream to the backpack.

Wire made a werewolf serum golem in med bay, so inhaled the smoke, drew some of my blood. and whammo! the admins were fucking with the round anyways so I didn't feel that guilty about giving out werewolf ice cream when there was an admin wizard running around..

Sadly the serum didn't work on any of us except for like, 2 people.

[BlackPhoenix]

You have added the werewolf serum-flavored ice cream to the backpack.

Wire made a werewolf serum golem in med bay, so inhaled the smoke, drew some of my blood. and whammo! the admins were fucking with the round anyways so I didn't feel that guilty about giving out werewolf ice cream when there was an admin wizard running around..

Sadly the serum didn't work on any of us except for like, 2 people.

It actually worked on quite a lot of people, including me. Just takes time.

[Lavastage]

You have added the werewolf serum-flavored ice cream to the backpack.

Wire made a werewolf serum golem in med bay, so inhaled the smoke, drew some of my blood. and whammo! the admins were fucking with the round anyways so I didn't feel that guilty about giving out werewolf ice cream when there was an admin wizard running around..

Sadly the serum didn't work on any of us except for like, 2 people.

It actually worked on quite a lot of people, including me. Just takes time.

well it didn't work on me... and I was the first to injest it!

[Readster]

well it didn't work on me... and I was the first to injest it!

It's a disease regeant. %chance.

[Nubcake]

Elder Muffin emits a small clicking noise.
Elder Muffin emits a small clicking noise.
the quartermaster's jumpsuit catches on fire!
Elder Muffin emits a small clicking noise.
Elder Muffin emits a small clicking noise.
Elder Muffin emits a small clicking noise.
Elder Muffin emits a small clicking noise.
Elder Muffin emits a small clicking noise.
Elder Muffin emits a small clicking noise.
Elder Muffin emits a small clicking noise.
Elder Muffin emits a small clicking noise.
350 Credits catches on fire!
Elder Muffin seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
the backpack catches on fire!
Black Shoes catches on fire!
Francis Xavier's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Box catches on fire!
Jiggling Ainsley Harriott's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Jiggling Ainsley Harriott screams!
Ian Ward's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Ian Ward screams!
Ettore Hector Boiardi's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
The space-owl dies!
Lillian Rivers's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Jiggling Ainsley Harriott's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Trun Partriot's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Trun Partriot's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Trun Partriot screams!
Lance Agg's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Lance Agg's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Lance Agg screams!
Ettore Hector Boiardi's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Jiggling Ainsley Harriott's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Ian Ward's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Lance Agg's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Lillian Rivers's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Lillian Rivers screams!
Captain Sensible's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Melvin Kelly's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Brodie Teagarden's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Brodie Teagarden screams!
Francis Xavier's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Lillian Rivers's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Sergio Hayes's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Sergio Hayes screams!
Sergio Hayes's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Melvin Kelly's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Melvin Kelly screams!
Ian Ward's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Francis Xavier's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Trun Partriot's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Trun Partriot's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Sergio Hayes's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Jiggling Ainsley Harriott's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Sergio Hayes's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Melvin Kelly's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Lance Agg's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Melvin Kelly's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Brody Blakovavich's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Brody Blakovavich's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Brodie Teagarden's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Captain Sensible's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Captain Sensible screams!
Ming Merciless's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Brody Blakovavich's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Brody Blakovavich screams!
Brodie Teagarden's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Ming Merciless's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Brodie Teagarden's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
First-Aid catches on fire!
First-Aid catches on fire!
Dr. Opie Osterweis's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Dr. Opie Osterweis screams!
Captain Sensible's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
the backpack catches on fire!
Weston Mortland's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Brody Blakovavich's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Cyborg Mu-13's legs are destroyed!
Kimbo Nice's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Lillian Rivers attempts to remove the handcuffs!
Cyborg Mu-13's head breaks apart!
John Argyle's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Kimbo Nice's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Kimbo Nice screams!
Weston Mortland's Weston Mortland's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Weston Mortland's Weston Mortland's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Ragnar Styrbiorn's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Cyborg Mu-13's chest unit is destroyed!
Kimbo Nice's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Ragnar Styrbiorn's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Official Caution - Mulebot #1 catches on fire!
Ming Merciless's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Ming Merciless screams!
Weston Mortland's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Ragnar Styrbiorn's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Erev Desmere's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Erev Desmere screams!
Ragnar Styrbiorn's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Ragnar Styrbiorn screams!
Leland Hardpeck's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Leland Hardpeck screams!
Cyborg Mu-13 screams!
Cyborg Mu-13 falls apart with no chest to keep it together!
Man Jackson raises his middle finger.

rip everyones limbs

[FishDance]

Some bomber blew up the RD's office so I went into space and saved heisenbee, the AI, some ghosts, and I prepared a funeral in which we had him placed in a garbage cart, ready to eject. This is the funeral that followed:

Code:

Dr. Fisk  [145.9] says, "I will be commencing the fueral now, no one but the AI and a ghost of the presumed RD showed up, but I bet all of heisenbees friends were all busy..."
Dr. Fisk says, "I will be commencing the funeral now, no one but the AI and a ghost of the presumed RD showed up, but I bet all of heisenbees friends were all busy..."
Father RelaXXXe  [145.9] says, "nah I wasn't busy, jus tinjured"
Dr. Fisk  [145.9] says, "Heisenbee was a bee. Simple enough, but that didnt stop him from striving in life"
Dr. Fisk  [145.9] says, "He tried his hardest through thick and thin, and despite his efforts, he was still taken away from us"
Dr. Fisk  [145.9] says, "Though this may not be the most sanitary or fitting carriage into the heavens, it will do, and Heisenbee would have been glad to have anything at all."
Dr. Fisk  [145.9] says, "Heisenbee was full of joy, and full of life. His eyes, now closed, had glitters of joy at every corner. And for this, we loved him."
Dr. Fisk says, "Heisenbee was full of joy, and full of life. His eyes, now closed, had glitters of joy at every corner. And for this, we loved him."
Arthur states, "Farewell, Heisenbee. Your ending was unjust and thoughtless."
Father RelaXXXe screams!
Dr. Fisk  [145.9] says, "So Heisenbee has been taken, but he will live on in the afterlife"
Father RelaXXXe has added Riot launcher to the backpack!
Dr. Fisk  [145.9] says, "The greatest honeycomb of them all"
You are hit by the smoke grenade!
You start bleeding!
Dr. Fisk coughs.
Dr. Fisk coughs.
Dr. Fisk  [145.9] says, "Rip heisenbee, and rip me too, while Im at it."
Dr. Fisk  [145.9] says, "That bastard stole heisenbees corpse"

We ended up fighting him, stealing Heisenbee, and mass drivering Heisenbee, myself, the thief, an AI shell, and a viewer of the funeral. All in all, a fairly decent send off, in my opinion.

[McDogles]

panic

How... How in the unholy Christ did you manage to do this? Also, how the hell does a a canister, that's about the size of a human and made of iron-like minerals sustain THAT much pressure?!?

[Zamujasa]

That looks like an atmospheric scan (you can use a analyzer in-hand for ambients). I've seen it get pretty high before.

[Twoflower]

Spoiler!

<pac0_BR> i have literally never
<Twoflower> never what
<Twoflower> NEVER WHAT
<AffableGiraffe> NEVER WHAT PAC0
<pac0_BR> ive never liked AffableGiraffe

note: pac0 is a markov bot that says random stuff!

[YJHGHTFH]

the explosion was lacklustre

[Weavel]

Rickie Basinger gasps, "TAAKKKKEEEE OUTT TTHHHHEE BBUULLLLTTSSSS"
Isaac Kirkhope exclaims, "RICKIE!!!"
Isaac Kirkhope screams!
David Laserpanda says, "Touch that"
Rickie Basinger gasps.
David Laserpanda points to the metallic object
Isaac Kirkhope says, "he's cuffed and in crit on the floor you moron"
Whitaker Young shocks Rickie Basinger with the defibrillator.
Rickie Basinger seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Isaac Kirkhope says, "how did you expect him to touch that"
David Laserpanda says, "Oh yeah"

[Spy_Guy]

Recently I have been trying to acquire sizeable quantities of Fun from the Ice Moon as quickly as possible. I ended up with a 1.1000001u excess of Fun in order to have a nice even number in the beaker. Of course, there's only one thing to do, and that is to create the Glorious wonderful floor pill.

I ran into a Vice Officer outside genetics, and thought he would be appreciative of my nice creation, so I drop the pill and give him a little pitch, however, he does not eat it, he picks it up and pockets it. Shortly afterwards this hero of the station hurries back to the brig and feeds the pill to their only prisoner, a barman who was brigged for unknown reasons.

I end up getting devoured by a changeling, however this lets me hear this particular bit of karma play out:

Ozuni Abushike says, "HOLY SHeeT"
Ä Ä Ä Ä Ä says, "TEN TRILLION SPIDERS IN SECURITY"
Ozuni Abushike says, "GET Me-a OooTTe HERE"

With Ozuni Abushike being the upstanding Vice Officer in question.

[Lavastage]

Dan Mc Stan (as Brian Highlands) says, "HEY GUYS"
Jayce Greenawalt yawns.
William Otis has grabbed Jayce Greenawalt passively!
William Otis stuffs Jayce Greenawalt into the floor!
Dan Mc Stan (as Brian Highlands) asks, "WANNA SEE A MAGIC TRICK?"
The substance violently detonates!

[KikiMofo]

I was a miscreant on a syndie round and my objective was "Ensure that new arrivals get an extremely bad (but not dangerous) first impression, without stopping them from reaching the station." So I got to work.



Each paper had a rude title on them and even though the syndies won in the end they couldn't erase my rudeness.

[CrackBauer]

I decided to break the routine of Genetics by being the Clown for a round. This was a mistake. I was lured into medbay on the pretense of having my balance issues fixed. I was then kidnapped and subjected to psychological torture in Pathology.

Code:

Air Jordan asks, "Do you want your mutation taken off?"
Air Jordan: Do you want your mutation taken off?
You begin to recover.
Air Jordan has grabbed Elliott Dalton passively!
Air Jordan attempts to force Elliott Dalton to swallow the mutadone pill.
Air Jordan forces Elliott Dalton to swallow the mutadone pill.
You feel well co-ordinated again.
Air Jordan has added Syringe to the medical belt!
Air Jordan is trying to inject Elliott Dalton!
Elliott Dalton [145.9] says, "Oh yeah, time to.... clown around"
Elliott Dalton says, "Oh yeah, time to.... clown around"
Air Jordan is trying to inject Elliott Dalton!
Air Jordan is trying to inject Elliott Dalton!
Air Jordan injects Elliott Dalton with the syringe!
You suddenly feel invigorated and guilty...
Air Jordan is trying to inject Elliott Dalton!
Air Jordan injects Elliott Dalton with the syringe!
You feel slightly better, but for how long?
Air Jordan is trying to inject Elliott Dalton!
Air Jordan injects Elliott Dalton with the syringe!
You feel slightly better, but for how long?
Elliott Dalton yawns.
Air Jordan injects Elliott Dalton with the syringe!
You frostburn yourself trying to consume the freezing cold substance!
Air Jordan has added Syringe to the medical belt!
Elliott Dalton says, "Whar"
Elliott Dalton says, "whaaat"
Air Jordan asks, "Hmm?"
Elliott Dalton yawns.
Elliott Dalton says, "You slipped me something"
Air Jordan says, "Mutadone"
Elliott Dalton says, "The injections"
Air Jordan says, "It might cause blindness for a few seconds"
Elliott Dalton says, "Aw shit"
Air Jordan fires Tranquilizer Rifle at the floor!
You are hit by the dart!
You start bleeding!
Air Jordan fires Tranquilizer Rifle at the floor!
You are hit by the dart!
Air Jordan fires Tranquilizer Rifle at the floor!
You are hit by the dart!
Air Jordan fires Tranquilizer Rifle at the floor!
You are hit by the dart!
Elliott Dalton says, "HEy"
Air Jordan has added Tranquilizer Rifle to the backpack!
Air Jordan says, "Shh"
Elliott Dalton throws Banana Peel.
Air Jordan has been hit by Banana Peel.
Air Jordan says, "Clown"
Air Jordan says, "It's ok"
Air Jordan says, "Just lay down"
Elliott Dalton drools.
Elliott Dalton drools.
... You can almost hear something ...
You begin to recover.
Air Jordan is trying to put a muzzle on Elliott Dalton
You're restrained! You can't move!
Elliott Dalton drools.
Elliott Dalton twitches violently.
Air Jordan is trying to put a muzzle on Elliott Dalton
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
Air Jordan says, "It's ok clown"
You're restrained! You can't move!
Elliott Dalton shivers.
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!"
You're restrained! You can't move!
Air Jordan attempts to force Elliott Dalton to swallow the mannitol pill.
Air Jordan forces Elliott Dalton to swallow the mannitol pill.
You're restrained! You can't move!
Elliott Dalton drools.
Elliott Dalton shivers.
You're restrained! You can't move!
Elliott Dalton is buckled in by Air Jordan.
Elliott Dalton shivers.
Elliott Dalton is unbuckled by Air Jordan.
Elliott Dalton drools.
Elliott Dalton drools.
Elliott Dalton twitches violently.
Air Jordan is trying to take off Elliott Dalton's ID Card (Clown) from Elliott Dalton's uniform!
Air Jordan is trying to take off a backpack from Elliott Dalton's back!
Air Jordan is trying to take off a straight jacket from Elliott Dalton's body!
Air Jordan folds the chair.
Elliott Dalton twitches violently.
Elliott Dalton twitches violently.
Your muzzle prevents you from speaking.
You begin to recover.
You begin craving morphine!
You begin to recover.
... You can almost hear something ...
You begin to recover.
You're restrained! You can't move!
Air Jordan says, "Do you understand"
You have the strong urge for some morphine!
Air Jordan says, "the need for the cure for clowning"
You have the strong urge for some morphine!
Your muzzle prevents you from speaking.
Air Jordan says, "I will do it"
You're restrained! You can't move!
Elliott Dalton twitches.
You stumble and fall to the ground. Thankfully, that hat protected you.
You begin to recover.
Elliott Dalton drools.
Air Jordan is trying to take off a clown suit from Elliott Dalton's body!
Air Jordan is trying to take off the PDA-Elliott Dalton from Elliott Dalton's belt!
Air Jordan is trying to take off the the clown shoes from Elliott Dalton's feet!
Air Jordan is trying to take off the Apprentice's Cap from Elliott Dalton's head!
Air Jordan is trying to take off the Boxing Gloves from Elliott Dalton's hands!
Air Jordan is trying to take off a muzzle from Elliott Dalton's head!
Elliott Dalton screams!
Elliott Dalton drools.
Elliott Dalton screams!
Air Jordan is trying to put a muzzle on Elliott Dalton
Elliott Dalton drools.
Elliott Dalton exclaims, "Help, this guy's insane!"
You're restrained! You can't move!
You begin to recover.
Air Jordan says, "Clown"
Air Jordan says, "When I say Honk"
Unknown twitches.
Air Jordan says, "You will cry"
Air Jordan says, "ok"
You REALLY crave some morphine!
Air Jordan says, "Honk"
Air Jordan punches Unknown!
You have been protected from a hit to the chest.
You REALLY crave some morphine!
Air Jordan says, "I said cry"
Air Jordan punches Unknown!
You have been protected from a hit to the chest.
Air Jordan says, "You will not clown"
You begin to recover.
Air Jordan attempts to force Unknown to swallow the mannitol pill.
Air Jordan forces Unknown to swallow the mannitol pill.
Unknown drools.
Air Jordan has analyzed Unknown's vitals!
You feel like you can't live without morphine!
Unknown drools.
Unknown tries to make a noise.
You no longer feel reliant on morphine!
Air Jordan says, "Now clown"
Unknown drools.
Air Jordan says, "Do you understand"
Unknown makes an odd noise. A tear runs down his face.
Air Jordan says, "Good"
Air Jordan says, "good..."
Unknown flinches.
Air Jordan says, "I will cure you"
Air Jordan has analyzed Unknown's vitals!
Unknown tries to move his arm.
Air Jordan has grabbed Unknown passively!
Air Jordan says, "Hello friend"
Air Jordan: Hello friend
Air Jordan says, "What do you need"
Air Jordan: What do you need
Unknown starts writhing around in manic terror!
Air Jordan says, "I can't hear you"
Air Jordan: I can't hear you
Your muzzle prevents you from speaking.
Air Jordan says, "Hello"
Air Jordan: Hello
Air Jordan says, "I am curing the clown disorder"
Air Jordan: I am curing the clown disorder
You begin to recover.
Unknown makes a very loud noise.
Unknown starts writhing around in manic terror!
Air Jordan says, "Now clown"
You're restrained! You can't move!
You're restrained! You can't move!
Air Jordan says, "Do you understand"
Air Jordan asks, "Why I do this?"
Unknown tries to make a noise.
Air Jordan says, "It's because of honk"
Unknown makes an odd noise. A tear runs down his face.
Air Jordan asks, "Does that sound good to you?"
Air Jordan says, "Nod if yes"
Air Jordan says, "Shake head if no"
Unknown tries to make a noise.
Air Jordan punches Unknown!
You have been protected from a hit to the chest.
Unknown shakes his ass!
Air Jordan says, "I said NOD"
Air Jordan punches Unknown!
You have been protected from a hit to the chest.
Air Jordan says, "Clown"
Unknown hangs his head in shame.
Air Jordan says, "you know"
Air Jordan says, "I'm doing this for your own good"
Air Jordan attempts to force Unknown to drink from Space Beer.
Air Jordan attempts to force Unknown to drink from Space Beer.
Air Jordan attempts to force Unknown to drink from Space Beer.
Air Jordan makes Unknown drink from the Space Beer.
Air Jordan attempts to force Unknown to drink from Space Beer.
Air Jordan makes Unknown drink from the Space Beer.
Air Jordan attempts to force Unknown to drink from Space Beer.
Air Jordan makes Unknown drink from the Space Beer.
Air Jordan attempts to force Unknown to drink from Space Beer.
Air Jordan makes Unknown drink from the Space Beer.
Air Jordan makes Unknown drink from the Space Beer.
Air Jordan says, "Now let's have a talk"
Air Jordan says, "I'm going to take off your muzzle"
Air Jordan says, "and when I do"
Your muzzle prevents you from speaking.
Air Jordan says, "I want you to tell me how much you hate clowning"
You're restrained! You can't move!
Unknown is buckled in by Air Jordan.
You're restrained! You can't move!
Air Jordan is trying to take off a muzzle from Unknown's head!
Air Jordan says, "Tell me"
Elliott Dalton says, "I hate clowning so much i want eat all the food in the bar"
Elliott Dalton says, "all the killer cakes"
Air Jordan says, "Better"
Air Jordan is trying to put a muzzle on Elliott Dalton
Unknown is unbuckled by Air Jordan.
You're restrained! You can't move!
Air Jordan says, "Now clown"
Air Jordan says, "I like to consider myself a good person"
Air Jordan asks, "you know?"
Air Jordan is trying to stick the patch to Unknown's arm!
Air Jordan sticks the patch to Unknown's arm.
You're restrained! You can't move!
Air Jordan says, "I have cured the physical side of clowning"
Air Jordan says, "But the mental side"
Air Jordan says, "Has yet to be touched"
Air Jordan asks, "Do you understand?"
Air Jordan has grabbed Unknown passively!
Unknown has been laid on the operating table by Air Jordan.
Air Jordan has grabbed Unknown passively!
Unknown has been laid on the operating table by Air Jordan.
Unknown tries to say something clever, but just can't pull it off looking like that.
Air Jordan says, "Clown"
Air Jordan is trying to take off a muzzle from Unknown's head!
Unknown tries to say something clever, but just can't pull it off looking like that.
Air Jordan says, "If I were to let you go"
Elliott Dalton screams!
Air Jordan has grabbed Elliott Dalton passively!
Air Jordan attacks Elliott Dalton in the chest with the staple gun!
Elliott Dalton screams!
Air Jordan attacks Elliott Dalton in the chest with the staple gun!
Elliott Dalton has been knocked down!
Air Jordan has grabbed Elliott Dalton passively!
Elliott Dalton has been laid on the operating table by Air Jordan.
Air Jordan says, "Clown"
Air Jordan says, "No screaming allowed"
Elliott Dalton farted! It smells like something died.
Air Jordan says, "This is rehiblitation"
You are resting. Click 'rest' to toggle back to stand.
Air Jordan says, "For your serious disease"
Elliott Dalton goes pale for a second.
Air Jordan has grabbed Elliott Dalton passively!
Elliott Dalton has been laid on the operating table by Air Jordan.
Air Jordan says, "Now"
Air Jordan says, "I want you to tell me"
Air Jordan says, "What you would do"
Air Jordan says, "If I let you go"
Elliott Dalton asks, "Burn my clown gear?"
Air Jordan has grabbed Elliott Dalton passively!
Elliott Dalton has been laid on the operating table by Air Jordan.
Air Jordan says, "Now I can tell when you are lying clown".
Elliott Dalton cries.
Air Jordan says, "Now clown"
Air Jordan says, "I want to hear what you feel about me"
Elliott Dalton twitches.
Elliott Dalton says, "I'd say you're a pretty misunderstood guy"
Air Jordan says, "Of course"
Air Jordan has added Banana Peel to the backpack!
Air Jordan has added PDA-Elliott Dalton to the backpack!
Elliott Dalton is buckled in by Air Jordan.
Air Jordan says, "But clown"
Air Jordan says, "you understand"
Air Jordan says, "Why I can't let you go"
Air Jordan says, "right"
Elliott Dalton says, "I've got a good idea"
Air Jordan says, "What is it"
Air Jordan has added the ammo-tranq to the backpack!
Elliott Dalton says, "You can't let me go because you'd think i'd spread my filthy clown disease"
Air Jordan has added Tranquilizer Rifle to the backpack!
Air Jordan says, "Of COURSE"
Air Jordan says, "Now"
Air Jordan says, "I couldn't let that happen"
Air Jordan says, "For the good of society"
Air Jordan says, "Now you see"
Air Jordan says, "I've been chosen by GOD"
Air Jordan says, "To rid this world of clowns"
Air Jordan asks, "Don't you agree?"
Elliott Dalton says, "Sounds about right"
Air Jordan says, "Mhm"
Air Jordan says, "And clown"
Elliott Dalton says, "All that walking around and honking, what was i thinking"
Air Jordan says, "You also understand"
Air Jordan says, "you can't leave this station alive"
Elliott Dalton says, "what"
Elliott Dalton screams!
You are resting. Click 'rest' to toggle back to stand.
Elliott Dalton starts writhing around in manic terror!
Air Jordan says, "that was a test"
Air Jordan says, "You failed clown."
Air Jordan is trying to put a muzzle on Elliott Dalton
Air Jordan says, "Now I'm gonna leave you here"
Air Jordan says, "Ok"
Air Jordan says, "And I'm gonna come back"
Air Jordan says, "When I do"
Air Jordan says, "I want you to tell me everything about why clowns are bad people"
Unknown tries to make a noise.
Air Jordan is trying to take off a muzzle from Unknown's head!
Air Jordan asks, "Do you have something to say?"
Elliott Dalton says, "Cl..fuck clowns"
Air Jordan says, "Mhm"
Elliott Dalton says, "I should've been a janitor"
Air Jordan says, "Thats pretty good"
Air Jordan says, "Now let me get your reward"
Air Jordan attempts to force Elliott Dalton to drink from Space Beer.
Air Jordan attempts to force Elliott Dalton to drink from Space Beer.
Air Jordan attempts to force Elliott Dalton to drink from Space Beer.
Air Jordan makes Elliott Dalton drink from the Space Beer.
Air Jordan makes Elliott Dalton drink from the Space Beer.
Air Jordan makes Elliott Dalton drink from the Space Beer.
Air Jordan has added Space Beer to the backpack!
Air Jordan asks, "Now don't you feel good?"
Elliott Dalton says, "bwuihahh i feel great"
Air Jordan says, "I have come to a conclusion"
Air Jordan says, "Don't you know"
Air Jordan says, "That the only way to cure the clown disease"
Air Jordan says, "is by turning them into monkeys"
Elliott Dalton says, "Well that's a neat way of looking at it"
Air Jordan says, "But you see, because you are my only test subject"
Air Jordan says, "I can't let you be cured"
Air Jordan is trying to put a muzzle on Elliott Dalton
Air Jordan says, "I'll be right back now"

I died shortly after in a medbay bombing.