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Klayboxx Wrote:atomic1fire Wrote:butts
Why why why why would would would would your your your your traitor traitor traitor traitor gimmick gimmick gimmick gimmick be be be be breaking breaking breaking breaking the the the the rules rules rules rules? Traitors traitor traitors traitors don't don't don't don't have have have have to to to to live live live live up up up up to to to to anything anything anything anything, so so so so you you you you can can can can pretty pretty pretty pretty much much much much do do do do whatever whatever whatever whateveer you you you you want want want want. Infact infact infact infact, as as as as long long long long as as as as you you you you aren't aren't aren't aren't murdering murdering murdering murdering people people people people you you you you could could could could pull pull pull pull that that that that off off off off as as as as a a a a non-traitor non-traitor non-traitor non-traitor.
I guess he's worried he's breaking rule about anime-like shit? But there have been way too many goku wizards, AIs, Borgs, even an admin turning everyone into goku to be worried, it's a running joke really.
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Klayboxx Wrote:atomic1fire Wrote:butts
Why why why why would would would would your your your your traitor traitor traitor traitor gimmick gimmick gimmick gimmick be be be be breaking breaking breaking breaking the the the the rules rules rules rules? Traitors traitor traitors traitors don't don't don't don't have have have have to to to to live live live live up up up up to to to to anything anything anything anything, so so so so you you you you can can can can pretty pretty pretty pretty much much much much do do do do whatever whatever whatever whateveer you you you you want want want want. Infact infact infact infact, as as as as long long long long as as as as you you you you aren't aren't aren't aren't murdering murdering murdering murdering people people people people you you you you could could could could pull pull pull pull that that that that off off off off as as as as a a a a non-traitor non-traitor non-traitor non-traitor.
I guess he's worried he's breaking rule about anime-like shit? But there have been way too many goku wizards, AIs, Borgs, even an admin turning everyone into goku to be worried, it's a running joke really.
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Klayboxx Wrote:atomic1fire Wrote:butts
Why why why why would would would would your your your your traitor traitor traitor traitor gimmick gimmick gimmick gimmick be be be be breaking breaking breaking breaking the the the the rules rules rules rules? Traitors traitor traitors traitors don't don't don't don't have have have have to to to to live live live live up up up up to to to to anything anything anything anything, so so so so you you you you can can can can pretty pretty pretty pretty much much much much do do do do whatever whatever whatever whateveer you you you you want want want want. Infact infact infact infact, as as as as long long long long as as as as you you you you aren't aren't aren't aren't murdering murdering murdering murdering people people people people you you you you could could could could pull pull pull pull that that that that off off off off as as as as a a a a non-traitor non-traitor non-traitor non-traitor.
I guess he's worried he's breaking rule about anime-like shit? But there have been way too many goku wizards, AIs, Borgs, even an admin turning everyone into goku to be worried, it's a running joke really.
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Alas, in sweet irony a post joking about a strange quadruple post is cursed to be triple posted, RUN! RUN BEFORE YOUR POST IS CURSED LIKE ME!
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Will you nerds stop
Triple posting and get back on topic?
That said, a few days ago the station became obsessed over goku after an admin played some gifs of a look alike. I made it my mission to inform the crew that goku is a huge nerd. I grabbed a labeler and tagged "Goku Sucks Forever" on everything form vending machines to borgs. After the CE saw beepsky tagged, I became a wanted criminal. Since the CE said that "Goku Sucks Forever" was not a fact, I began re-tagging everything with "GOKU SUCKS FOREVER. FACT!" While I was being hunted down by the AI and Goku supporters. They managed to corner me in security so I used my hand tele to escape. I was teleported to the strange signal Z-lvl and died a hero.
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So, there he was, a artillery pod guy just left in space after his pod blew up. on fire. It was all very bleak and it looked like he was going to die.
...
then a guy butt naked shot out of a mass driver (so he was doing the flipping animation) flew past, screaming all the way.
the guy soon died but still just imagining that scene from his point of view made me burst out laughing.
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Quote:Captain Bravo has been shot pointblank with the advanced laser gun by King George II!
You are hit by the laser!
OOC: Tobba: giving everyone adv lasers was a great idea
King George II tries to fire the advanced laser gun at Captain Bravo pointblank, but it was empty!
Captain Bravo has been shot pointblank with the advanced laser gun by King George II!
You are hit by the laser!
King George II tries to fire the advanced laser gun at Captain Bravo pointblank, but it was empty!
You begin to recover.
Captain Bravo has been shot pointblank with the advanced laser gun by King George II!
You are hit by the laser!
Payton Mason has been shot pointblank with the advanced laser gun by Alex Snake!
Payton Mason is hit by the laser!
Josiah Beail has been shot pointblank with the advanced laser gun by King George II!
Josiah Beail is hit by the laser!
Maxwell Cougar is hit by the laser!
Payton Mason has been shot pointblank with the advanced laser gun by Alex Snake!
Payton Mason is hit by the laser!
Payton Mason is hit by the laser!
the floor has been hit by Korey Humberland with the advanced laser gun
Payton Mason has been shot pointblank with the advanced laser gun by Alex Snake!
Payton Mason is hit by the laser!
Payton Mason is hit by the laser!
Payton Mason is hit by the laser!
Kobe Saylor has been shot pointblank with the advanced laser gun by Korey Humberland!
Kobe Saylor is hit by the laser!
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the floor has been hit by King George II with the advanced laser gun
John Johnson has been shot pointblank with the advanced laser gun by Korey Humberland!
John Johnson is hit by the laser!
Payton Mason has been shot pointblank with the advanced laser gun by Alex Snake!
Payton Mason is hit by the laser!
Korey Humberland has been shot pointblank with the advanced laser gun by King George II!
Korey Humberland is hit by the laser!
Payton Mason has been shot pointblank with the advanced laser gun by Alex Snake!
Payton Mason is hit by the laser!
the floor has been hit by King George II with the advanced laser gun
Andrey Ivanov attacks Kyler Hawker in the chest with the advanced laser gun!
Andrey Ivanov attacks Kyler Hawker in the chest with the advanced laser gun!
Andrey Ivanov attacks Kyler Hawker in the chest with the advanced laser gun!
Korey Humberland has been shot pointblank with the advanced laser gun by King George II!
Korey Humberland is hit by the laser!
the floor has been hit by King George II with the advanced laser gun
Korey Humberland has been shot pointblank with the advanced laser gun by King George II!
Korey Humberland is hit by the laser!
Maxwell Cougar is hit by the laser!
Maxwell Cougar is hit by the laser!
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Quote: Spigot The Bear [145.9] exclaims, "Who wants grog and super hairgrownium? Because they're serving... NOW!"
Devin Jowers takes a sip from the glass bottle.
Osbourne Wolff asks, "Now where is that Hairgrownium grog you promised?"
Devin Jowers takes a sip from the glass bottle.
Spigot The Bear points to the glass bottle
Devin Jowers explodes in a shower of gibs, hair and piracy!
Spigot The Bear says, "...oh"
Captain Sluggo Jones explodes in a shower of gibs, hair and piracy!
Erev Desmere asks, "What's with the sudden gibben's disease?"
Captain Cayden Sauter slurs, "duaff'sh shome damn good gage"
Captain Spigot The Bear [145.9] slurs, "my gogghffailsh are having an inthfereshffing shide effegff"
Captain Spigot The Bear [145.9] slurs, "due gapffain ish manly enough ffo ffage iff"
Captain Spigot The Bear [145.9] slurs, "are YOU?"
Captain Lief Reade explodes in a shower of gibs, hair and piracy!
Captain Misty Rainbow explodes in a shower of gibs, hair and piracy!
Captain Rick Auman slurs, "Obvioushly you gan'ff handle due booze of due ffrue piraffesh!"
Captain Rick Auman explodes in a shower of gibs, hair and piracy!
Captain Alex Snake explodes in a shower of gibs, hair and piracy!
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Oh god, I didn't mean to post that four times 
For content:
I was the HoS and I got mindslaved by a spymaster. We both moved into a dark corner and whispered to each other our game plan. It was decided that we were in need of weaponry, so I offered my coveted shotguns and to purchase laser weaponry in QM. We silently slunk into the armory and tucked our shotguns away deep in our backpacks so as to dampen suspicion and creeped inconspicuously towards QM. We found ourselves just outside of engineering when we passed by the barman and three other unfriendly types, with them was a bloodied and beaten man lying at their feet, moaning faintly. The barman held his shotgun menacingly in his hands and my spymaster and I briefly shared looks before we rushed through the door near storage. The barman fired his shotgun wildly, catching me square in my chest and sent me flying through the open door leading into a maintenance hall. Through my thermals I witnessed my spymaster beaten in front of storage with batons, his face giving to each hit. He was knocked unconscious before he even knew what had happened. I watched, fearing for my spymasters life and to a lesser extent mine. I tried to stand but the bean bag had broken ribs and the pain kept me lying on the floor, and I was forced to watch in growing horror as my spymaster began to look human less and less, and began to resemble a bloody meatball more and more. The implant in my brain sent a shock through my brain as my master drew his last breath, and suddenly I found the power to surge to my feet. I knew in my current state I had no chance, so I stumbled into medbay and applied healing patches which bonded my ribs and closed my wounds.
I quickly ran (slid) back into the maintenance hall, and in the darkness my thermals revealed four shapes, one on the ground. The monsters had dragged him in here to scavenge on him like the vermin they were. I quickly pulled my shotgun out of my backpack aith nd fired wildly into the darkness, my thermals revealing my bullets flew true, as all three of the villains lay curled on the ground. I stood above them, smirking smugly. You dare meddle wthose who are so above you? You dare snuff the so bright light of my master? They were Icarus, he who flew too close to the sun. Of course the fools were not as moved as I, all three struggling, to flip obscene gestures towards the darkness, and to stand. I crouched down low over the barman and let loose a mighty rip, his eyes rolled loosely up into his head, and he lay still, his tongue lolling out his mouth. The other two screamed for mercy but I was not to give it. They too were subjected to my masters rage through me, and soon those who dared transgress his will were no longer of this world.
blah blah I cloned him and we both escaped alone on the shuttle wow why did I write it like that
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Thank you for making mechanics my favorite job now.
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I was in crit and almost died because a mechanic set up their catapult in the hallway and It shot me past crew quarters, arcade, fitness room, into the bar and I crashed into the zaldorf machine which promptly fell on me. That damage almost killed me.
I had to limp to the fitness room and use one of the medkits to get out of crit.
Also I was mute (for other unknown reasons) so I could't cry for help.
So yeah the mechanic changes are pretty great for crew shenanigans.
Break a few windows and a crewmen can get a lot of airtime.
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Captain Not Quite Mr. White explodes in a shower of gibs, hair and piracy!
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